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i’m losin’ INSPIRATION && i know i won’t be MISSED ;                                    losin’ all my PATIENCE && i’m not a MASOCHIST !!

PUNKAWAY ; an indie multifandom , multiverse oc rp blog for JACKSON COYOTE DAVIS , delusional punk rockin’ MASTERMIND who’s probably the enemy of every && everything FAMILY FRIENDLY !! featuring FIVE general verses for modern , post-apocalypse , fantasy , cyberpunk && space !! ALSO featuring EIGHT specific verses for monster prom , pokemon , ratchet && clank , digimon , devil summoner , persona , shin megami tensei && no more heroes !! 

you’re ALWAYS leavin’ but you can’t STAY GONE ,                   right where you LEFT me when your HEART SWITCHED OFF !!

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i’m losin’ INSPIRATION && i know i won’t be MISSED ;                                    losin’ all my PATIENCE && i’m not a MASOCHIST !!

PUNKAWAY ; an indie multifandom , multiverse oc rp blog for JACKSON COYOTE DAVIS , delusional punk rockin’ MASTERMIND who’s probably the enemy of every && everything FAMILY FRIENDLY !! featuring FIVE general verses for modern , post-apocalypse , fantasy , cyberpunk && space !! ALSO featuring EIGHT specific verses for monster prom , pokemon , ratchet && clank , digimon , devil summoner , persona , shin megami tensei && no more heroes !! 

you’re ALWAYS leavin’ but you can’t STAY GONE ,                   right where you LEFT me when your HEART SWITCHED OFF !!

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i’m losin’ INSPIRATION && i know i won’t be MISSED ;                                    losin’ all my PATIENCE && i’m not a MASOCHIST !!

PUNKAWAY ; an indie multifandom , multiverse oc rp blog for JACKSON COYOTE DAVIS , delusional punk rockin’ MASTERMIND who’s probably the enemy of every && everything FAMILY FRIENDLY !! featuring FIVE general verses for modern , post-apocalypse , fantasy , cyberpunk && space !! ALSO featuring EIGHT specific verses for monster prom , pokemon , ratchet && clank , digimon , devil summoner , persona , shin megami tensei && no more heroes !! 

you’re ALWAYS leavin’ but you can’t STAY GONE ,                   right where you LEFT me when your HEART SWITCHED OFF !!

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i’m losin’ INSPIRATION && i know i won’t be MISSED ;                                    losin’ all my PATIENCE && i’m not a MASOCHIST !!

PUNKAWAY ; an indie multifandom , multiverse oc rp blog for JACKSON COYOTE DAVIS , delusional punk rockin’ MASTERMIND who’s probably the enemy of every && everything FAMILY FRIENDLY !! featuring FIVE general verses for modern , post-apocalypse , fantasy , cyberpunk && space !! ALSO featuring EIGHT specific verses for monster prom , pokemon , ratchet && clank , digimon , devil summoner , persona , shin megami tensei && no more heroes !! 

you’re ALWAYS leavin’ but you can’t STAY GONE ,                   right where you LEFT me when your HEART SWITCHED OFF !!

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i’m losin’ INSPIRATION && i know i won’t be MISSED ;                                    losin’ all my PATIENCE && i’m not a MASOCHIST !!

PUNKAWAY ; an indie multifandom , multiverse oc rp blog for JACKSON COYOTE DAVIS , delusional punk rockin’ MASTERMIND who’s probably the enemy of every && everything FAMILY FRIENDLY !! featuring FIVE general verses for modern , post-apocalypse , fantasy , cyberpunk && space !! ALSO featuring EIGHT specific verses for monster prom , pokemon , ratchet && clank , digimon , devil summoner , persona , shin megami tensei && no more heroes !! 

you’re ALWAYS leavin’ but you can’t STAY GONE ,                   right where you LEFT me when your HEART SWITCHED OFF !!

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miiiiight be moving the blog @ some point lol

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but hey , do S C O T ( T ) for the meme ; )

HEADCANON GAME A - Z (NSFW) - OPEN

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

honestly, he’s not gonna last long when he first starts, but he’s definitely EAGER for more and after a quick break, is ready to jump RIGHT back into where they left off. with a little PRACTICE, though, he’d be able to last a lot longer in a single round, and go on for a lot longer too. still, at his worst he can go for at LEAST three times.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

cum is WEIRD. like, really fucking weird. he’s not really sure how he feels about the TASTE – he doesn’t hate it, but he sure isn’t addicted or something. instead, though, he likes the idea of pumping it into someone or getting it pumped into him and just … feeling the stuff pooling inside of something. also, he’s definitely into the idea of SLOPPY SECONDS.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

FIRST things first, he’s DEFINITELY into ass and eating ass rather than sucking dick, or most other things. he can go either way with giving or receiving, but he’s more into sucking when it comes to dick and getting tonguefucked in regards to rimming. his technique is a little awkward and might involve some teeth, but really, it’s not like he’s biting down or anything – it’s more like it ENHANCES it with little bumps and rubs.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

he has a few toys, mainly fleshlights, but he does also have dildos he’s never used. pretty INTO the idea of sharing a fleshlight with a partner or getting teased with toys while he’s tied up or something, but assuming he’s with someone, toys aren’t the FIRST thing that’s going to come to mind in the bedroom. he can take ‘em or leave ‘em, and he’s not opposed – there’s just a LOT of other things he’d rather do that makes him feel … CLOSER ( ?? ) to the other.

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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)

Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!

So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex) B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person) D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?) F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual) G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc) H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.) I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)  J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon) K = Kink (One or more of their kinks) L = Location (Favourite places to do the do) M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going) N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc) P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.) Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.) R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.) S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…) T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?) U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make) W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice) X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words) Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?) Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!

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❝ horny... ❞

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‘DANGER DAYS’ BY MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE : STARTER SENTENCES !

I’m sure there’s already one of these,   if not multiple,   floating around somewhere,   but I’ve never seen it,  personally,   so.    Here !     I switched up the phrasing of some of the lyrics to make sense ; feel free to change things to suit your needs,    like pronouns,   tenses,    etc.

NA NA NA :

“Drugs, gimme drugs.” “Hit the gas, kill them all.” “I’ll take what I want from your heart, and I’ll keep it.” “Shut up and sing with me!” “Keep your apology.” “Shut up and let me see your jazz hands.” “Remember when you were a madman?” “Kiss me, you animal.” “You fuck like a Kennedy.” “What will save us?” “Everybody wants to change the world, but no one wants to die.” “Make no apologies.” “It’s death or victory.” “I’d rather be in Hell than go to Purgatory.” “Pull this pin, let this world explode.”

BULLETPROOF HEART :

“I’m who I’ve got to be.” “These pigs are after me.” “We could run away from here.” “Let’s blow a hole in this town!” “[NAME], could you come back home?” “Let me be the one to save you.” “Stop your preaching right there, cuz I really don’t care.” “Get me out of my head.” “It’s getting kinda cramped, y'know.” “I know how much you hate this.” “We ain’t gonna be the ones left standing.”

SING :

“You’ve got to see what tomorrow needs.” “You’ve got to be what tomorrow needs.” “Use your voice every single time you open up your mouth.” “You’ve got to make a choice.” “Raise your voice every single time they try and shut your mouth.” “I refuse to answer.” “Keep running!” “Every time that you lose it, sing it for the world.”

PLANETARY (GO!) : 

“There might be something outside your window.” “You’ll just never know.” “If Heaven ain’t got a vacancy, then we just get up and go.” “Fame is now injectable.” “Faith is unavailable.” “I can’t slow down.” “I won’t be waiting for you.” “I can’t stop now.” “Don’t fuck around, this is our last chance.” “Come kill the party with me.” “Just leave the party with me, and never go home.” “You’re unbelievable.” “You ruin everything.” “You better go home.” “I’m undefeatable.” “Let’s ruin everything.” “Are we still having fun?” “Are you holding the gun?” “Take the money and run.” “I think I better go now.” “Go home!”

THE ONLY HOPE FOR ME IS YOU :

“Where were you when all of the embers fell?” “I still remember them.” “I still think of the bombs they built.” “You’re the only hope for me.” “What have we learned?” “I know you can tell.” “If there’s a place that I could, then I’d be another memory.” “If we can’t find where we belong, we’ll have to make it on our own.” “Face all the pain and take it on.” “The only hope for me is you alone.” “Remember me.”

PARTY POISON : 

“The car has a full tank, so we’re packing the explosives in a suitcase!” “Everybody pay attention to me!” “Now get your hands up!” “We’re gonna shine tonight.” “I sold my soul long ago for rock and roll.” “Get off the dance floor.” “Ain’t nobody gonna take my life.” “Ain’t nobody gonna get the best of me.” “Ain’t a preacher gonna save me now.”

SAVE YOURSELF, I’LL HOLD THEM BACK :

“Are y'all ready where you are?” “I’m coming for you now.” “I hope you’re ready for a firefight.” “We’re never leaving this place alive.” “Get off the ledge and drop the knife.” “I’m not a victim of a victim’s life.” “We can steal this car, if your folks don’t mind.” “We can live forever, if you’ve got the time.” “I’ll tell you all how the story ends.” “It ain’t about all the friends you made, but the graffiti they write on your grave.” “Salute the dead and lead the fight.” “I’m the only friend that makes you cry.” “You’re a heart attack in black hair dye.” “Just save yourself and I’ll hold them back tonight.” “You motherfucker!” “Be a burning star if it takes all night.” “Can you save yourself tonight?”

S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W   ( SCARECROW ) : 

“Everybody hide!” “Make a wish when your childhood dies.” “We’re all alone tonight.” “Count to seventeen and close your eyes.” “I’ll keep you safe inside.” “Never mind about the shape I’m in.” “We’re all in love tonight.” “Love won’t stop this bomb.”

SUMMERTIME : 

“Will you take me with you?” “And if you stay, I would even wait all night.” “How long until we find our way in the dark and out of harm?” “You can run away with me anytime you want.” “I was terrified of what I’d be.” “I don’t think I need them now.” “You stop the noise.”

DESTROYA : 

“Don’t believe what they say.” “They don’t like who you are.” “You won’t like where we’ll go.” “Brother, protect me now.” “You don’t believe in God.” “I don’t believe in luck.” “They don’t believe in us.” “I’m sick down from the bones to the other side.” “They laugh, we don’t think it’s funny.”

THE KIDS FROM YESTERDAY :

“This could be the last of all the rides we take.” “Hold on tight, and don’t look back.” “We’ll find you when the sun goes black.” “You only live forever in the lights you make.” “You only hear the music when your heart begins to break.” “Now we are the kids from yesterday.” “They only care if you can bleed.” “Does the television make you feel the pills you ate?” “Here we are, and we won’t stop breathing.”

VAMPIRE MONEY :

“3-2-1, we came to fuck.” “Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun.” “The kids don’t care if you’re all right, honey.” “Pills don’t help, but it sure is funny.” “Hey, you look like somebody I used to know.” “We got the bomb.” “Get your finger on trigger, tap the barrel of the gun.” “Sing it like the kids that are mean to you.” “Oh, I’m such an idiot.” “Our music is way too loud.” “We’re gonna have to turn it down a little.” “I’m sorry.”

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[ closed for @glitchwalking​ ]

❝ – so, dude. yeah, i DUNNO you, you DUNNO me, but, can you...like, do that weird glitch shit you’re doing MORE ?? and to MUSIC ?? i mean, you don't GOTTA, but it would be pretty cool of ya. some fuckass broke all the lights we got 'round here, so even if i TRIED throwin' a party, it'd lack that...oomph, y'feel ?? y'know ?? y'fuckin' dig ??❞

maybe he was getting a little too AGGRESSIVE there, but it's not like it was INTENTIONAL. he just wanted to get his mind off of stuff, maybe throw a party, maybe use it as an excuse to STEAL SHIT, something like that. he wasn't really sure WHAT he wanted to do beyond throw a party, let alone WHY in the first place. i mean, there's no reason not to, right ?? besides "school", but who gives a fuck about THAT shit ?? not jak, that's for sure.

most of the time.

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[ closed for @karismatickitty ]

FUCK, dude. being basically forced into a science project with some stranger for class is pretty TYPICAL, but he can already feel the general awkwardness of the whole thing rising up. looking over at the other, raising an eyebrow SLIGHTLY at the anime-ness of her...entire self, ( not like it was a bad thing !! anime was okay, sometimes !! ) he dug into his backpack, and pulled out a popsicle, before shoving it into his mouth. how the HELL it stayed frozen was anyone’s guess. some mysteries are just never meant to be answered.

❝ – so, i know this AWESOME thing we can do, yeah ?? the project’s supposed to be on potions, so what if we just, like, made a fuckton of whatever the fuck kinda potions, and then just MIXED ‘em together with...i dunno, cinnamon ?? and see what it did ?? if we could make one with RANDOM EFFECTS, that’d be an A+ or somethin’. right ?? ❞

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[ closed for @rcsedsoul​ ]

BONES.

he needed bones. to grind up. into bonemeal. at least, he THINKS it’s called bonemeal -- could easily just be BONEDUST, or BONECRUMBS, or BONE-SOMETHING. regardless, he needs it, and he’s too fucking cheap to buy it, because, fuck, dude. enchanted bones are expensive, and he already fucked up whatever the hell he was making for class ONCE. he wasn’t getting any spare supplies, no matter how much of a rich-kid school this was.

( plus he knew some people who’d appreciate extras. what ?? he didn’t need a WHOLE skeleton. )

so he’s gonna try asking nicely, to the first COMPLETE stranger he meets who looks vaguely like they wouldn’t mind dying -- or just outright want to. he’d be helping them out, they’d help him out. simple, right ?? and morally okay !!

... right ??

❝ yo, dude, can i, like, have your BONES ?? not in a sexual way. i mean your literal bones. ❞

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god a bad headache, but i’m ( FINALLY ) gonna tackle the starters i owe !!

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fun vore times. i’m gonna hit the sack, but feel free to take this as a STARTER CALL !!

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' thats the same face i make when i eat at wacdonalds. ' no copyright strike for her.

❝ fuck copyright !! fuck corporations !! fuck it ALL !! we’re GOING to mcdonalds and we’re going to EAT at it and then BURN IT TO THE GROUND !! ❞

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MY STUDENTS :

“…”

“..uhhh.”

❝ you know, STUDIES regarding vore have found that a lot of the concepts of vore can be ATTRIBUTED to two base desires: the first is the desire to return to the WOMB, where one would feel the most safe. this is because large, bulging stomachs as seen in a lot of vore content is typically also attributed with PREGNANCY. the OTHER idea is that vore comes from a desire for strength and POWER. by voring or being vored by another being, one is thought to come across the idea of MERGING with the other, and thus becoming a stronger and more powerful being. both of these are why SOFT VORE is generally more popular than hard vore in the community, as well as the latter being more CLOSELY attributed with death -- when it comes to SOFT vore, it’s assumed that there’s still a chance for survival, if not complete absorption. there are also similar kinks, such as -- ❞

❝ -- well, that’s another discussion. ❞