hungry-hobbits
hungry-hobbits
i need to depth charge your prostate
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💪💀 my demons put me in the cum jar but forgot i knew how to swim || cillian || 31 || nb - he/they || ko-fi
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hungry-hobbits · 8 hours ago
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batman villains are funny bc they all end up in arkham over and over so its just like
killer croc, painting a beautiful and sensitive portrait representing his inner turmoil: i had no idea (insert plant) was an invasive species in gotham
poison ivy, painting a photorealistic fern: they are! they’re so widespread that its almost impossible to contain, and it really hurts my heart
joker trying so fucking hard not to call them homophobic slurs because the therapist told him he’d get extra joker mush if he behaved for once in his fucking life:
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hungry-hobbits · 8 hours ago
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hungry-hobbits · 8 hours ago
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hungry-hobbits · 8 hours ago
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YOUNG MOTHER NEEDS BLOOD TRANSFUSION‼️
UPDATED 19 July 2025——As discussed previously, Bshaer has contracted a horrible infection due to drinking water contaminated by the IOF invasion.
**She URGENTLY needs $1000 usd to pay for the transfusion and the requisite exams. WITHOUT THIS BLOOD TRANSFUSION, BSHAER WILL DIE.**
Please donate anything you can, and share her family's GFM and Chuffed campaigns across all your social media accounts!!
CURRENT: $61,025 out of $62,025 usd on GFM
Need to raise: $1000 usd
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hungry-hobbits · 11 hours ago
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Cats by Léo Forest
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hungry-hobbits · 11 hours ago
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you gotta be pooping my butthole
what's pooping my buttholes
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hungry-hobbits · 11 hours ago
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why do men hate going to the doctor so much
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hungry-hobbits · 11 hours ago
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what's pooping my buttholes
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hungry-hobbits · 11 hours ago
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Kingdom Come Deliverance 2
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hungry-hobbits · 11 hours ago
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Are they bi based on vibes?
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Propaganda:
I couldn't submit Billy without submitting Murphy so I'm just going to copy/paste what I said before with names changed:
I don't really have any propaganda. I just think he's bisexual based on his appearance and his attachment to his subordinate, Billy the Butcher. They care about each other and are very attached, which could be nothing 👀🏳️‍🌈.
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hungry-hobbits · 12 hours ago
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battery light came on while i was driving home. mechanic checked it and said it cant be the battery or the alternator so it has to be something else. said i can keep driving it but if anything comes up about it they cant look at it til next week
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hungry-hobbits · 15 hours ago
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would you believe the fee ended being 4$ because of my insurance? i've been upset and neurotic about this for days and I go up to pay and the woman is like "four dollars 🙂" and she saw the panic and fear and relief run through my eyes. I know this because she told me she did.
my surgery consult for my stupid teeth today has a 95$ fee i didnt know about until a few days ago that the receptionist was like "yeah you could get reimbursed for this but... probably not" like okay thank you awesome wonderful
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hungry-hobbits · 18 hours ago
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The three sleepy geeblets
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hungry-hobbits · 19 hours ago
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hungry-hobbits · 22 hours ago
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looking at myself in the mirror while i panic about things that are actually not that big of a deal but my anxiety is on high because i have a dental appointment which is kind of a big deal and trying to self soothe by telling myself that sander cohen wouldn't act like this but knowing in my heart he would act way way way worse about all of this
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hungry-hobbits · 22 hours ago
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i be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety
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hungry-hobbits · 22 hours ago
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I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you
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