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Yelena: I accidentally vaped in front of Alexei but he only saw the smoke and said "what was that" so I immediately said "no way you saw that too?" and now I have to spend the rest of my life pretending my apartment is haunted
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Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.
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GUYS I FIGURED IT OUT
Clint in the vents and that’s his whole personality because he wasn’t fleshed out in the movies → Ava in the walls and that’s her whole personality because she wasn’t fleshed out in the movies
Thor eating poptarts and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief → Alexei eating Wheaties and overusing proper words because English isn’t his first language and he’s the comedic relief
Natasha pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because fanon decided she’s just silly like that → Yelena pranking and laughing at everyone from the sidelines because canon decided she’s just silly like that
Bruce being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a bad day → Bob being a sweet, soft-spoken, unassuming guy but also the most fucking unhinged monstrosity if you catch him on a sad day
Steve being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the LAST person on board with this → Bucky being handed the de facto title of goody two shoes leader despite being the last person on board with this
Tony being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapons manufacturer → John being a big-mouthed asshole that’s secretly haunted by his past mistakes which involved publicly supporting the US military via PR stunts as a weapon himself
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Yellowstone, S05E13
#can we somehow get her to show up in the spin-off?#idc how I just wanna see her again#yellowstone#beth dutton#lynelle perry
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𝕐𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕠𝕨𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕖 𝟝.𝟘𝟝
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Listen to me, you take fake cowboys and you put 'em with real cowboys in a fuckin' bar and there's gonna be fighting, and we don't need fighting. It's a bad idea. Every time.
#im cackling at the way Jake’s head whips around😭😭#bro was flabbergasted#yellowstone#beth dutton#rip wheeler
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#just a wife listening to her husband tell a story YELLOWSTONE, 5.13 "Give The World Away"
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Kelly Reilly as Beth Dutton YELLOWSTONE, 5.06 "Cigarettes, Whiskey, a Meadow and you"
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Rip doesn’t like dogs because he’s a cat person yup yup it’s true he told me himself
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#give Kelly all the awards now#this woman had me crying throughout the whole episode#yellowstonetv#beth dutton#rip wheeler
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Jamie’s bio dad is so irritating I cannot stand him
#yellowstone#jamie dutton#John ain’t no saint either but there is just something about his bio dad that’s just irks me
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Seeing Jamie get to be a father to his son knowing that he took away Beth’s ability to have her own children pisses me off so badly
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hunter: we are like that trope of incredibly mid straight man and his gorgeous bisexual girlfriend
shawn: i know the trope but i will NOT let you call yourself mid you're fucking gorgeous
hunter: i thought you were gonna say "i won't let you call yourself straight you're not straight"
shawn: that too, and you're not a man either
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Triple H in his blue denim vest outfit
side note- I just wanna know who told him to stop wearing this outfit because bah gawd—
@not-ur-boy-toy
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