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Im honestly surprised the seller is respecting my win on this
#prattle#shed only be like 20 bucks if i bought it from somewhere else its not like this is some pricey collectible#but still wow what an insane steal#i thought theyd cancel the listing or something
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when theres only one bed but you have a zombie bite or three
#this art is so good i wonder whos hot sexy beautiful man self insert oc that is on the bottom#i wont him
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Snuff bottle in the shape of a butterfly, ca. 19th century, China
The Metropolitan Museum of Art
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shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN
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Elvira: Mistress of the Dark (1988) dir. James Signorelli
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Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.
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oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?
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Haven't watched doctor who in years but just got spoiled for who the next doctor is so now I have to catch up

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Today's scene from a hat is "Things Husband says to Dani right before they start fighting"
dont give howl clout
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"Dani, my desperate blackrom love for you must never be known to the public" - that husband guy probably
STOP ASSUMING HOWL AND I ARE BLACKROM
#i was name searching on your blog trying to find a specific post#tell your followers to keep my name out of their filthy flea ridden mouths
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