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"I had a feeling you'd be pretty excited about it. I kept my promise of there being a hot tub too."

Hunk gave a warm chuckle, seeing Keith so excited was absolutely adorable, and he was glad to be able to make him happy.

"Go ahead and grab your swim trunks and we can head on over there."

@hxnkoflxve said: Don't mind Hunk, moving to gently wrap his arms around Keith's waist to lean down and give him a few soft kisses to his forehead, cheeks and the bridge of his nose. "Hey you." he greeted warmly, a smile on his face. "You wanna be the first person to go test out the new pool? I finally got it finished~."

Keith briefly blushed at the soft kisses. He instinctively leaned into Hunk's touch. "Hey..." he greeted warmly.

Though, when the pool was brought up, his eyes lit up immediately. "Hell yes!" he exclaimed with an excited grin. "I can't wait to see it!"

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"Why you little--!"

Strong arms launched upwards, quickly grabbing Lance and dragging him right into Hunk's arms. Of course, he'd never hurt his best friend, but if Lance wanted to laugh at him, he'd give the man a reason to laugh.

Fingers dug gently into Lance's sides, not enough to cause any pain, but if the blue paladin wanted to laugh? He would tickle him until he couldn't breathe.

"Yes, and just like last time, I'm getting sprayed in the face because something doesn't wanna fucking work!" Hunk responded, teeth gritted slightly in frustration as he spoke. He was definitely not happy, and fortunately for Lance, he got to watch the water hose blast Hunk in the face...Yet again. Which set off a whole other string of angry cursing.

"Oh fún ìfẹ́ Ọlọ́run, ǹjẹ́ odò ìwẹ̀ yìí lè dáwọ́ fífọ́n mi dúró? Eyi jẹ ibanujẹ pupọ!"

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{Taking my mom out to dinner! Be back soon~!}

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"Do you want me to take over and you go make dinner?" Judai asked, approaching him slowly. .. He really doubted he could, but it was worth a shot anyway. "Or would you rather me go make dinner..?" he at least wanted to help with something.

"Ah....Sorry, Judai. Guess you caught be in a bit of a moment. I appreciate the offer, maybe you could help me figure out what I'm doing wrong here. It's just this one hose that's been giving me trouble for the last three and a half hours, I can't figure out what the hell I did wrong with it."

As frustrated as he was, he wouldn't ever turn down Judai's company, especially since he was being kind enough to try and offer some help.

@elementalistfusion

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"Yes, and just like last time, I'm getting sprayed in the face because something doesn't wanna fucking work!" Hunk responded, teeth gritted slightly in frustration as he spoke. He was definitely not happy, and fortunately for Lance, he got to watch the water hose blast Hunk in the face...Yet again. Which set off a whole other string of angry cursing.

"Oh fún ìfẹ́ Ọlọ́run, ǹjẹ́ odò ìwẹ̀ yìí lè dáwọ́ fífọ́n mi dúró? Eyi jẹ ibanujẹ pupọ!"

"I'll build a pool, I said. It'll be fun, I said. If this thing squirts me one more time I swear to god--."

And of course...Right after he said that, said pool decided it would be funny to squirt the poor guy right in the face. And despite the fact that had happened, he managed to be relatively gentle with the mechanism...If you didn't count the very loud Nigerian cursing now coming out of his mouth.

"Oh fun ifẹ mimọ ti Ọlọrun! Mo lè wà pẹ̀lú ìdùnnú nínú ilé-ìdáná báyìí, pípèsè oúnjẹ alẹ́, ṣùgbọ́n rárá, mo ní láti kọ́ odò adágún!"

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She sat out of the way of Hunk's work, watching his progress on the pool, looking dejected with her chin resting on her hand. When he got squirted with his pipe and started rambling in Nigerian, she sighed sympathetically.

"You too, huh...?" These tasks must've been actively sabotaging them, she swore.

"If I could just get this one single pipe to do what it's supposed to do, I'd be done."

Hunk wasn't having it today. He'd been up all night and, besides making everyone breakfast and lunch (he still had yet to make dinner), his Nigerian swearing was definitely not what he'd wanted to do today.

"I've been working on this stupid thing for almost twenty hours and I just....This is the last pipe. If I can just get thisONE PIPE to cooperate with me, then the pool and hot tup will just need to be filled with water and I can go make everyone dinner."

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"I'll build a pool, I said. It'll be fun, I said. If this thing squirts me one more time I swear to god--."

And of course...Right after he said that, said pool decided it would be funny to squirt the poor guy right in the face. And despite the fact that had happened, he managed to be relatively gentle with the mechanism...If you didn't count the very loud Nigerian cursing now coming out of his mouth.

"Oh fun ifẹ mimọ ti Ọlọrun! Mo lè wà pẹ̀lú ìdùnnú nínú ilé-ìdáná báyìí, pípèsè oúnjẹ alẹ́, ṣùgbọ́n rárá, mo ní láti kọ́ odò adágún!"

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"Sylvia seems really upset. Maybe I should go check on her..."

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"...Hello to you too? Feelin' a little chewy today are we?" Not that he really cares. Hunk's...Pretty unbothered it seems.

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After making his point clear, Hunk's expression softened when he turned to look back at Keith, brows slightly raised in concern.

"Are you alright? Nice roundhouse kick by the way." He inquired, moving to gently check the man over to ensure he was still perfectly unharmed.

@hxnkoflxve said: Hunk was very quick to place himself between Keith and the offending stranger, eyes blazing. He cracked his knuckles with a low growl. "...Touch him like that again, and I won't even need my canon to splatter your brain all over these walls." It wasn't like him to be as threatening as this, but someone he cared about being touched without their consent or permission was enough to trigger the normally docile man in to something much more violent.

Keith was very conflicted over Hunk's violent threat. "Holy shit, Hunk..." he murmured. On the one hand, he'd never heard Hunk threaten violence like this before. He was usually such a soft, loveable guy. On the other hand, hearing Hunk sounding so threatening was kinda... hot?

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If anyone needs him, he's currently headed to the Star Bridge to get started on that pool--.

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"Oh--" Well....That was definitely a surprising but pleasant incentive. Not that he would have needed it anyway, but he wasn't about to turn that offer down. It was a rare day when Hunk's face turned this red.

"I'll um.....Keep that in mind..." It was going to take Hunk a while to get used to just how blunt Keith was. Not that he minded, of course.

"I'm just uh....Gonna go get started on that pool now--."

"You know that really nice big spot on the Star Bridge? Ya know, like an infinity pool with a view. The hot tub might take me a little longer though, I'll have to build the Jacuzi system from scratch. Can't have a pool without a hot tub."

He was actually pretty excited about this idea now, sure he'd have to work double time, but who cares. He wanted to make sure everyone had something to enjoy, and Hunk was never one to shy away from a little hard work.

"What do you think? You want me to go ahead and get started on that?"

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"You know that really nice big spot on the Star Bridge? Ya know, like an infinity pool with a view. The hot tub might take me a little longer though, I'll have to build the Jacuzi system from scratch. Can't have a pool without a hot tub."

He was actually pretty excited about this idea now, sure he'd have to work double time, but who cares. He wanted to make sure everyone had something to enjoy, and Hunk was never one to shy away from a little hard work.

"What do you think? You want me to go ahead and get started on that?"

"....You do realize I could just...Build you a new one, right...?"

Is he offering to build an entire pool just so Keith doesn't have to be grouchy about it anymore? Yes, yes he is.

"It'll take me like....A few hours, but I can build you a normal pool to swim in."

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"....You do realize I could just...Build you a new one, right...?"

Is he offering to build an entire pool just so Keith doesn't have to be grouchy about it anymore? Yes, yes he is.

"It'll take me like....A few hours, but I can build you a normal pool to swim in."

"...Ya know what. I shouldn't even be surprised by this kinda shit anymore. The longer we're in space, the weirder it gets."

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"...Ya know what. I shouldn't even be surprised by this kinda shit anymore. The longer we're in space, the weirder it gets."

"...I walk in and everyone is talking about ass. Do I really wanna know...?"

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@whereheartscollide:

[Lance] "Someone was comparing asses."

"Of course, why would I expect anything less..." And cue a groan of slight exasperation.

"Seriously, what is it with this team and talking about weird shit?"