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🤐💀🫠 lol Horner taking no prisoners today (via Erik Van Haren)

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Fernando is right now realizing why Aston Martin made him the TikTok guy, he’s watching Lance film content like a disappointed mother realizing their child has no talent.

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I feel like hes telling them about how people on their couch are making "fake" stories about his gf kelly.

living in their own world.

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Google gagged me

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The fics basically write themselves

Why does Oscar look like a tired mother? 😭😭

Por qué Oscar luce como una madre cansada? 😭

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so loose 🫣

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Ocsar: see? unisex.

Lando: maybe YOU need sex, i had sex a few days ago

Oscar: no, lando. U-N-I sex

Lando: i wouldn’t say no to that

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Arthur trying to get time in the limelight while riding Leo's coat tail.

on a walk 🚶‍♂️

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The Lost Keychain

(Max Verstappen x f!reader)

When Max loses a key chain gifted to him by his girlfriend, the world realises that a race track isn't the only thing he dominates in.

or

When Max's girlfriend shocks the world about how she has 2 different personalities.

WARNINGS: NOT PROOFREAD, JUST SOMETHING QUICK, A BIT SUGGESTIVE. no actual smut but description of a spicy position in a photo and a suggestive quote engraved on key chain.

Masterlist

Everyone knows how much Max hates media days and reporters invading his privacy, he hates talking about his personal life, especially his girlfriend.

When they first started dating Max tried to keep her away from the media as much as possible, and no one blamed him seeing how sweet, kind and lovely she is, nowadays some of his fans even save her from reporters during race weekends, everyone loved her and they all followed Max's footsteps into protecting the sweet, shy girl.

So maybe this was his fault, actually scratch that, it is definitely his fault, he shouldn't have lost such a precious gift. He feels like everyone is watching his every move much more than usual ever since the incidence at the redbull garage got out, but what can he do, after all a gift like that shouldn't have even been outside of his hotel room.

"Guys, who lost their keychain?"

A redbull mechanic screamed over the noise as he waves the found item around, jiggling sounds from what appears to be multiple house keys and two gate keys gradually drawing the attention of the entire redbull garage.

"Why would anyone even bring their house keys to the garage?" an intern dismissed "none of us have a house in this country man."

Shrugging, the mechanic decided to keep it with him until it's owner realises, and until then he decided to just examine it, maybe there'd be a clue of who it belongs to.

The chocking sound alerted some fellow mechanics, making them get closer to the one who was now red faced with wide eyes looking at the lost keychain.

"Damn," a mechanic said as he took the keychain "that's one lucky motherfucker"

Other mechanics make their way over to the commotion, a crowd forming to see why such an item is taking so much attention.

It was a silver keychain, that much was seen by all the mechanics from afar, what wasn't seen from afar however was what had all of them coughing awkwardly, some even blushing.

On one side of the diamond shaped chain you can see the words 'welcum home. Dinner is ready.' Now, you would think that the pun is just weirdly placed and doesn't match with the sweet message, but the message was intended to be anything but sweet. Turning the chain to its other face, you would see another engravement. A picture. A woman who appeared to be resting on a flat surface supporting her weight on one elbow so that she can lift her torso up, with her legs wide open, palm covering her and a bike helmet on her head. But it wasn't a bike helmet, it was a helmet with an outline that's eerily similar to the design of Max Verstappen's 2021 helmet.

"Holy shit."

"Do you think-"

"Hey, has anyone seen a silver diamond shaped keychain?" The familiar voice of their three times world champion cut through their talking, making them all look like they were 5 year old children with their hand in a cookie jar way past their bedtime. And Max noticed.

Walking closer to the mechanics Max's cheeks got redder and redder with each step, coughing and smiling awkwardly.

"So," clearing his throat in a failed attempt to make things not so tense "that's mine, give it back."

Trembling hands dropped the silver item into Max's awaiting palm before he clenched it around the treasured chain, turning and taking his leave.

"What did you guys do to Max? His face and ears are all red." GP's voice cut through the awkward atmosphere, no one knowing what to say or do.

Noticing the environment and reading the room, GP laughed as he looked at the rest of his colleges. "Did he lose the keychain again?"

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814 vs. wrong answers only

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I need those Art Donaldson fics RN. 😤

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I don't think Alpine is capitalising enough on the inherent hilarity that is the Pierre/ Esteban divorce. Put them in some SITUATIONS. I want a twister video. I want them handcuffed for 24 hours. I want them to navigate a maze together with riddles they can only answer by unlocking moments from their past. I want a couples therapy video. Or better yet, live stream all of this so we can study them like bugs.

Like, these two were best friends, and now they can't even take a SELFIE together without it being the strangest example of human interaction ever seen

Alpine media team, give the people what they want to see! (You can even use the youtube money to fix your tractor)

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charles' current teammate has the number 55, and his next teammate has the number 44 which means after that the next logical number should be 33-

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Y/n new media manager using pick up lines on the drivers

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Bad Girls Club

Max invites reader to a GP in America. Max/reader pre existing relationship

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"Fuck's sake" Max greats you with a worried expression. His Dutch accent send chills down your spine. He takes your hands in his and kisses your bloody knuckles. You wince.

"You think I could get a playback of that footage?" Lol

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It's your first time back to America post breakup with your ex.

Somehow your ex attends with his new gf

You walk the track in your Redbull jacket. Horner decided he wants to give fans better acces to Red Bull Racing and Max so he had you talking to a cameraman about what it's like experiencing the race from a wags standpoint. He hoped it would make max more approachable, more likable and more relatable or whatever.

"Its really lovely," you say. 'The vibe is very different but it's a bit crowded fo-"

You're spotted by your ex's new gf

She grabs your hair from the back and drags you onto the ground. She let's go of you hair as you fall.

You wince in pain. You know you'll be sore later. Hopefully she didn't pull a chunk of hair out.

You turn around to find the source when you see a woman. You're a bit confused at first but still... If she wants to she's about to get it.

At this point media and fans have gathered around for the commotion. Its become clear this woman knows you somehow and is looking for a fight. This is being recorded and displayed on the big screens.

"Who the fuck is this b!tch?"you think to yourself. In the corner of your eye, you notice your ex. He is sporting a surprised expression by the looks of it.

His security is trying to keep the crowd away. His name is being called but your us heard loudly by boyfriends fans.

You take a deep breath and you swing as hard as you can. You're much bigger than her so you know this is about to hurt her. Her arms a flailing around with no exact target. You feel a sharp sting in your cheek. You get two good hits before a squeal comes from her and she falls.

Your ex tries to catch her but his reflexes are clearly not at the level of a high performance athlete and she falls on the asphalt.

Loud gasp erupt from the crowd as security shuffles closer.

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'Fucking blind asshole!" Max says in contained rage. "Where the fuck was your security?"

"I lost them earlier in the crowd to get a better experience for the content."

A/N

Yall please don't judge me too badly english is not my first language.

I love drama