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THAAAAANNKSSSS!

hello! hi! hola! Greeting of choice!

How has your life been ^w^

HELLO HI!!!!!! :D life has been pretty good!! me bein busy n me trying to cut down on my social media usage means i havent been online as much as usual though hehe anYWAY HOW HAVE YOU BEEN????

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you ever just accidentally unfollow one of your mutuals, have a micro panic attack, then wonder if you should make a public apology?

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poison dart frog methinks.

I found these on Pinterest

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There's some pretty obscure dialogue you can find in Chapter 4 where Ralsei roasts the fuck out of Susie and its awesome

You specifically have to tell Ralsei not to park his butt in the room with the couch, and then backtrack here before the final boss!

(Source: https://x.com/pynchosa/status/1935780728119128350?s=46)

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me: how about i get and draw, or read, or play video games, or listen to music, or any of the activities i enjoy, just GET OUT OF MY BED AND DO SOMETHING, anything, stop scrolling and get up.

me:

me:

me: *doesn't get up*

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the nice part about having free will is if you don't want to draw something, even if you promised yourself that you would draw today, don't

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Damn bro....

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you know a joke that never EVER gets old is when a character says smth like “I will NOT go to [place] and that is FINAL” and then it cuts to them in that place I eat that shit up every single time

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i love my tumblr

all my friends are inside it

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A rookie mistake is getting out of things by claiming a grandparent died. You can do that a maximum of four times per person, and that's assuming maximum social atomization, where nobody you know is likely to talk to each other and compare notes and realize that five of your grandmothers have died of carbon monoxide poisoning in the last three months. The winning play? Dead Uncles. You can have any number of dead uncles, because who knows how many siblings your parents have? You don't even need to keep the stories straight because if you slip up you can claim it was two separate uncle deaths. You can repeat names, even, one on each side of your family. Uncles often die in memorable ways so you can get flamboyant with the specifics. Motorcycle accidents, firework explosions, prostate cancer, rottweiler training mishap. It won't be that weird that you aren't particularly torn up about it. Maybe you didn't like your Uncle

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Thank you so much, I was so nervous about sharing them.

I'm not seeing enough top gun OCs on here ... come on, don't be shy, show me your top gun OCs 🫵🏻

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Okay, if you insist...

Meet the twins!

Full Name: Dominic Alden

Nickname/Callsign: Achilles

Reason behind nickname: First day there he tripped over a pothole and broke his ankle in 3 places. He then proceeded to 'scream like a little bitch' the whole way to get his ankle looked at.

Birth year: 1998

Age during Top Gun Maverick: 24

Obligatory song/s:

Obligatory trivia:

Lawful neutral - will follow the rules, will also beat you to death behind a wendy's

Deathly allergic to shellfish

Permanently locked tf in, he has never relaxed before and he doesn't plan on starting

'Lmao 420, blaze it' (he smoked weed in college)

One time he punched Hangman in the face, and now they hate each other (kinda based ngl)

Well, they don't hate each other, they have a begrudging respect for each other

Full name: Joshua Alden

Nickname/Callsign: Theseus

Reason behind nickname: You know that thing on tiktok that's 'what's the biggest animal you could take in a fight'. Well Joshua said he could fight a bull. Cocky little shit.

Birth year: 1998

Age during Top Gun Maverick: 24

Obligatory song/s:

Obligatory trivia:

Chaotic Lawful - has a strict moral code except no one can figure out what tf it is

Has never locked before, in fact he's lost the key

Bit his teacher when he was in 4th grade

'If I didn't get accepted to the military, I was going to go to Las Vegas to become a stripper' (he's mostly joking, mostly)

Once he attempted to flirt with Hangman, who proceeded to insult him (very loudly) in front of everyone, leading to Dominic thwacking him in the face

Because of that incident, now he sticks to flirting with Fanboy and Coyote (not that he has anything against Bob or Rooster)

I'm not seeing enough top gun OCs on here ... come on, don't be shy, show me your top gun OCs 🫵🏻

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you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

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We're so back

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It’s They! again