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I used to think that adulthood was one crisis after another. I was wrong.

as it turns out, adulthood is multiple crises, concurrently, all the time, forever

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Spooning is out, spatulaing is the next big trend. Slide up behind your partner and then launch them out of bed

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Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

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That really is a mighty big volcano you have there, Mars.

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I think I accidentally gave myself a hickey.

My sister, at 11:30pm after at least 20 minutes of complete silence from her side of the room.

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oh my god

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cute new co-worker is super cute and this is a problem.

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Silat instructor to class: You cannot do these moves with tense shoulders.

*stares at me pointedly*

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Hearing you love onion rings was unfortunate. How can I trust someone who likes onion rings

What in the world have onion rings ever done to you? Look, if you don’t like it, then you don’t have to put a ring on it. AN ONION RING.

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Or we could just trade books for the rest of our lives and pretend that we don't visit each other at work and that neither of us get all blushy when we talk

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there is nothing I want more in life than to be a part of this

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I quite like my glasses though Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

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MAI-BRITT LOOKIE

Dragonfruit Drellie | Plushie PeachSeas.com

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Captivating performance 10/10