hypergamygossip

[hypergamygossip]

I miss [redacted]

God, I miss her too. She wasn’t just a blog—she was a presence. The cadence, the venom. No one’s ever matched it. Girls quote her without knowing they’re quoting her. She was the blueprint.

And listen... rumour has it she’s back. Different name, but the fingerprints are there. The turns of phrase. I won’t say which blog, not yet—but if you’ve read her, you know. It’s in the rhythm.

If it’s true? She’s playing a long game. And if it’s not? Someone out there is close enough to raise the dead.

[hypergamygossip]

Tips on finding a sponsor through Tumblr?

Let me say this once, cleanly: this isn’t the place for that.

Any account claiming to be a sponsor in your inbox? Scam. Every single one. No exceptions. No charming DMs. No cryptic millionaire emojis. Just sweaty little men roleplaying power they don’t have. Block them, delete them, move on.

This space is for the girls. It’s for strategy, for polish, for quiet power. You don’t find a sponsor “through Tumblr.” You read the blogs, learn the game, refine your optics, and then you apply that intel off-platform—IRL, on apps, at the gallery, wherever your version of the soft life begins. Tumblr is the classroom, not the showroom.

Be smart. Be stylish. And please, stop replying to the men in your inbox.

[hypergamygossip]

And who are you?

Just a terminally online young woman with too much free time and a taste for other people’s contradictions. Which, if you know anything about this app, is exactly how you know I’m legit.

If I had a life, I wouldn’t be this good at noticing when yours doesn’t add up.

[hypergamygossip]

Where do u think [redacted] went? Miss her and thought she was one of the few actual real ones

God, I miss her too. She was one of the last girls who could do aspirational without tipping into parody. Just consistent taste, lived-in elegance, and captions that made you feel like she knew something you didn’t. Which she probably did.

As for where she went—your guess is as good as mine. She ghosted soft, not loud. Deleted, not deconstructed. No meltdown, no manifesto. That’s how you know she was real. Real girls don’t beg the timeline to miss them—they just leave.

I’ve heard two theories: one, that she got everything she wanted and didn’t need us anymore. Two, that someone found the blog IRL and she scrubbed it before it could get ugly. Either way, she went quiet with dignity. Good for her.

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Have you ever looked into [redacted’s] fiancé? Is he even real?

Yes, I’ve looked. Of course I’ve looked. She’s the most specific girl on this app when it comes to her man—names (almost), habits, ballets, feast days, fucking wine pairings. No one else is out here mapping their fiancé’s favorite Wagner recordings to the liturgical calendar. If she’s lying, she’s doing it with suicidal confidence.

And I’ll give her this: she’s many things, but she’s not sloppy. She’s too self-preserving to be reckless without reason. And as much as I’d love to call her bluff, I haven’t caught her lying on anything else—believe me, I’ve tried 🙄 Either she’s smarter than me (a crime) or she’s masking the trail just enough to stay in control.

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Girl I am so keen on your blog, thanks for starting. I’ve heard [redacted] has a new blog again. Have you heard that, it’s hush hush but I saw a post mention it before deleting.

Oh, I’ve heard whispers—little flickers here and there. Nothing concrete, nothing confirmed. A few blogs with the right cadence, the right tells. Suspicious, but not enough to swear by.

But now you’ve got me curious. What did you see before it vanished? Drop the breadcrumbs and I’ll spill mine. You know how this works—trade for trade, whisper for whisper. I’ve got a few theories I haven’t posted yet, but I’m always happy to compare notes with a girl who’s paying attention 😉

[hypergamygossip]

[redacted] opinions?

I try not to repeat myself, but some girls make it too easy. Let’s be clear: she’s fake. Not in the harmless-influencer-illusion way—fake as in verifiably lying, and not even well. The whispers were loud enough on the forums to raise a brow, so I did what any bored archivist of bad behavior would do: I checked my sources. Turns out? The receipts are real, and the résumé is not. Major contradictions, soft fraud, and a scandal with her old circle that basically confirms the worst.

And yes, I stand by the AI accusation. If you’re going to scam, script, or seduce, at least write your own lies. Half the charm of a fantasy is how well it’s told. What we’re not going to do is feed the feed recycled buzzwords and hope no one notices. If you can’t even be original in your deceit, you’re just noise 🙄

[hypergamygossip]

Are you in r/diabla or r/marryrich?

I’m in both and can send you screenshots of posts if you DM me. Diabla used to be good but recently it’s nosedived. Marry Rich was always full of larpers and is barely active.

[hypergamygossip]

You said you had screenshots, do you have [redacted]'s posts?

I have basically everything from the OG blogs. DM me if you want a specific post.

[hypergamygossip]

What's the tea with [redacted]?

Oh girl, so much. One of the shadiest on hypergamyblr imo. Basically all her blog is built on insane lies and fantasies and it’s so easy to tell once you start digging. Don’t trust anything she says and if you’re a blogger, block her before she starts using your content too. Idk why she’s still going because all her stuff reads like it’s been written by AI recently. Like if you can’t even care to write your fantasies yourself, why are you even bothering?

[hypergamygossip]

What are your thoughts on [redacted]'s sister?

I’ve researched her. The few leads I have match up. From what I gather, she’s not here to blog—I’ve never had my asks answered. But if she’s real, she’s won. Say what you want, but the girl secured the final form. If [redacted] is theory, the sister is execution. Some of us write the rules. Some marry them.

[hypergamygossip]

Why are all the best hypergamy blogs inactive or unhelpful now? The old Tumblr game was elite.

Some of the OG girls got wifed, ghosted, or gassed up. Most of them got bored with writing themselves into fake fantasies. But the game evolves, not evaporates. It lives in my archive of screenshots, in private group chats, and in the new generation of girls—though how they compare is debatable.

[hypergamygossip]

What are your thoughts on the blogs that supposedly go to top schools?

Some are telling the truth. Some are lying so badly you can spot it by the second sentence—the second you dig, it crumbles.

I’ll give it to you straight: going to a good school gives you proximity to wealth, to the kind of men who get legacy without you having to explain it. It also gives you a credential that vouches for you when you have no money, no family name, no yacht weekends to fall back on. It’s social capital, not just intellectual.

But let’s be clear—it doesn’t have to be Oxbridge or Ivy. It just has to be aspirational in the right room. A polished girl from a mid-tier school who knows how to carry herself can eat every single book-smart trust funder alive. It’s not the crest on your diploma, it’s how you swing it.

If the blog screams ‘prestige’ or claims big names, but fumbles basic spelling, writes with terrible grammar, and can’t keep in line with verifiable information? Use discernment, babe. Some girls get into top schools. Some just claim them for clout.

[hypergamygossip]

This blog is for the girls who know the difference between a man and a project, a romance and a resumé, a ring and a promise.

We talk hypergamy here — strategy, aesthetic, psychology, patterns, social mobility, and the occasional cautionary tale (or trainwreck). It’s a salon, not a sermon: you’ll find gossip, submissions, blog critiques, anonymous queries, and whispered stories from women who have learned a thing or two about dating up, staying up, or pretending to be down until they got the deed.

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Personal hypergamy wins and woes

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