hyperspecific-musical-summaries
hyperspecific-musical-summaries
Hyperspecific musical Summaries
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Abused orphan solves the Great Depression through the power of friendship
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Aaron Tveits opt up is a bomb soundtrack to this girl dying of tuberculosis
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Oh god the TikTok softboi started a workers revolt
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French cop cannot get over this dude who stole bread once 40 years ago
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you may think the central conflict here is the nuanced pain of diaspora, but it’s actually the piragua war with Mr frosty
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the trauma makes the high kicks and pirouettes better
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our gambling will be over… unless we put on THE BIGGEST TALENT SHOW THIS TOWN HAS EVER SEEN
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Ronald Reagan could have stopped the AIDS epidemic, the musical!
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constitutional politics made easy by some guy rapping
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Of course a second chance at life goes to a soprano and wait a minute why is zoltar god?
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what if we made a political statement and freed the cheeks at the same time
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six women hitting Henry VIII’s car with golf clubs
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man discovers consequences of killing people aren’t actually all that great ft. alan rickman
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opportunistic blonde is mean to social outsider and after a brief period of friendship kills her sister because of a man, then realizes she shouldn’t do that and imprisons the fascist government. there’s a time dragon
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yeah yeah mass murder but damn that fundamentalist got pipes
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teenagers defraud an African village except for the one who can’t let go of the concept of Florida
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Having Mandy Patinkin as my billionaire uncle would be cool if the mention of grass didn’t consistently send him into a depressive spiral
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