hypochodriac
hypochodriac
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N || 23 y/o || They/It/Xem || i do art sometimes... often nervous to post tho. || current fixation(s): interactive fiction books
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hypochodriac · 3 days ago
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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hypochodriac · 5 days ago
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hypochodriac · 6 days ago
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hypochodriac · 6 days ago
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hypochodriac · 10 days ago
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made a picture i will use a lot
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hypochodriac · 13 days ago
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"A ship can never truly love an anchor." dude shut up. a ship without an anchor gets dashed against the rocks. it's useless, completely at the whim of the currents. a ship loves an anchor so much it carries it everywhere it goes. the anchor gives the ship the world to love. dude.
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hypochodriac · 15 days ago
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hypochodriac · 17 days ago
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hypochodriac · 20 days ago
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I hate this countryyyyyyyy we gotta do better this time around its on sight if i hear u talk abt voting for wilders chief
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hypochodriac · 20 days ago
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tis goed dat als je als land fout stemt je gewoon een jaar later weer mag proberen
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hypochodriac · 20 days ago
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I just want everyone to know - here in the Netherlands we're USED to the government falling because someone pulls the plug on it somehow before their term is up
The government that has just fallen lasted 11 months - the fascists pulled the plug because they won't get their own way with immigration.
the government before that (cabinet Rutte IV) collapsed after roughly a year and a half in July 2023 - after the largest party (VVD - so called conservative-liberals) pulled the plug because they didn't get their own way with immigration.
before that cabinet Rutte III lasted from October 2017 until january 2021 because of a rapport on people (often with non western last names) being falsely accused of fraud with childcare benefits (and losing their house, business, sometimes even custody of their kids over it) and the role the government played in that.
Rutte II - the last government to serve the full term from 2012 until 2017
Rutte I - October 2010 until April 2012 - the fascists (same as now - just somewhat milder back then) pulled the plug because they weren't getting their own way.
And that's just the last 15 years. Because throwing a tantrum like a toddler is easier than trying to *do* something about the problems in the country.
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hypochodriac · 21 days ago
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hypochodriac · 21 days ago
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You never know how many Dutch people you follow until the government implodes again and we're all reblogging memes about it
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hypochodriac · 21 days ago
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Gaaf land toch
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hypochodriac · 21 days ago
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For the rest of the world who is wondering why the Dutchies on their dash are celebrating:
in 2023 we had elections and our alt-right, nazi-loving, fascist party won, seemingly out of nowhere
Think 2016 Trump levels of bad
For almost a year, our government has been "functioning" like a kindergarten. Petty fights, doing politics over twitter instead of in-person, ministers who don't even know what their job is, etc.
Today, that horribly racist, ableist, homophobic, and transphobic party went to a meeting and in less than 10 minutes, stated they are leaving the coalition, which has caused our most right-wing cabinet in my lifetime to fall
We're celebrating a chance for our country to turn left again. And we're celebrating the end of one of the worst cabinets in recent history
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hypochodriac · 21 days ago
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hypochodriac · 21 days ago
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tumblr i dont want to add tags dont get me involved w dutch politics discourse on tumblr i just wanted to say Something
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