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the way men think eating meat feeds into their masculinity is so fucking funny like miss thing you didn’t wrestle that shit with your bare hands you took your dumpy ass to costco in your wife’s pt cruiser you might as well be a drag queen at this point

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$20 used to mean something

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what in the world could i have pinned for this to happen

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In love with this

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

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You know we need oxygen to breathe, oxygen to breathe Everytime you think you’re walking you’re just moving the ground Everytime you think you’re talking you’re just moving your mouth Everytime you think you’re looking you’re just looking down

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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Link to original

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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blanket normally: really good

blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god

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for pride month i will be going on a journey to teach myself to make better and better spores. i will come back as the second stage of my evolution line

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.