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In love with this

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Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

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So I'd like you to meet my partners. This is the broken, this is the beaten, and this is the damned.

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You know we need oxygen to breathe, oxygen to breathe Everytime you think you’re walking you’re just moving the ground Everytime you think you’re talking you’re just moving your mouth Everytime you think you’re looking you’re just looking down

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if I ever strike gold and end up writing a popular book series i'd love to keep an eye on the fandom to determine the smallest crackship and make that the only one that goes canon

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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight

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my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

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the other elves welcoming Legolas in Valinor

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Link to original

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you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

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blanket normally: really good

blanket 10 mins before you need to get up for work: skin contact with god

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for pride month i will be going on a journey to teach myself to make better and better spores. i will come back as the second stage of my evolution line

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE.

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I like that the creator of cookie clicker is just some guy on tumblr who we can send things to

how did you get past my guards

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using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

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