Are they gay? Are they qpps? That's for me to know and you to accept
Are you proud of me, me? I filled a canvas, there you go
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Lied, trying to trash talk with Iruma before playing a game: What do you have to say about your sure defeat against me?
Iruma: I guess my response to that this is, ROT IN HELL, CRAP FACE!!
Lied: *shocked gasp*
Iruma: Also, I love you and I treasure you, and you bore me.
Lied: God, You're being so mean.
Lied: Do it more <3
Iruma: Hope you die~
Lied: *scandalous gasp*
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Purson:Â Who wants to make fifty bucks?
Lied:Â How?
Purson:Â I need someone to take the fall.
Lied:Â What did you do?
Purson:Â I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.
Kalego, from the other room:Â Oh my god.
Purson:Â ...
Kalego:Â OH MY GOD!
Lied:Â Make it a hundred.
Purson:Â Deal.
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Iruma:Â From now on we will be using code names.
Iruma:Â You can address me as Eagle One.
Iruma:Â Azz is âbeen there done thatâ.
Iruma:Â Lied is âcurrently doing thatâ.
Iruma:Â Purson is âit happened once in a dreamâ.
Iruma:Â Clara is âif I had to pick a galâ.
Iruma:Â And Sabnock is..
Iruma:Â Eagle Two
Sabnock:Â Oh thank god.
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Eiji Okumura is chaotic and a little shit and no one can convince me other wise. Also very sad. This is a very prevalent theme in all of my posts.
So here's some incorrect quotes
Eiji: So apparently the 'bad vibes' Iâve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress
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Eiji:Â I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.
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Eiji:Â I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.
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Eiji: Youâll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
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Eiji: Iâm going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.
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Eiji: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
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Eiji: I made tea.
Ash: I donât want tea.
Eiji: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.
Ash: Then why are you telling me?
Eiji: It is a conversation starter.
Ash: Thatâs a lousy conversation starter.
Eiji: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.
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Eiji: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...
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Eiji: bitches b like âim babyâ but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways Iâm bitches
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Eiji: Some of you may die, but thatâs a sacrifice Iâm willing to make. As long as it isn't Ash.
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Eiji, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still canât find a boo.
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Eiji: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'
Eiji: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.
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Eiji: Well, well, well... if it isnât my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
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Eiji: You think I really give a fuck? I canât even read!
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Eiji, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!
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Eiji: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: IâM SORRY]
Ash: What's that?
Eiji: Remorse code.
Ash: I'm even angrier now.
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Eiji:Â Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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Eiji:Â I think my guardian angel drinks.
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Eiji:Â Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
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Eiji:Â As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.
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Eiji:Â You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.
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Eiji:Â The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
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Eiji:Â I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.
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Eiji:Â Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!
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Eiji:Â My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.
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Eiji: My heart is guarded but like⌠very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.
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Eiji:Â Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
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That's it, Eiji being a chaotic bastard is my favourite thing and some of y'all really need to embrace it.
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