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Modern au except its just Sabo trying to convince Ace to get therapy

Ace very vehemently denies he has any issues. Absolutely nothing wrong what are you talking about theres nothing to work on At All

Sabo is just tired

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i do think its very funny how one piece is simultaneously more and less sexist than like 80% of shounen

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Seriously. Who put this man in such a position of power.

I support him though. Girlboss.

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Are they gay? Are they qpps? That's for me to know and you to accept

Are you proud of me, me? I filled a canvas, there you go

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Lied, trying to trash talk with Iruma before playing a game: What do you have to say about your sure defeat against me?

Iruma: I guess my response to that this is, ROT IN HELL, CRAP FACE!!

Lied: *shocked gasp*

Iruma: Also, I love you and I treasure you, and you bore me.

Lied: God, You're being so mean.

Lied: Do it more <3

Iruma: Hope you die~

Lied: *scandalous gasp*

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Lied: Why would you do that?

Iruma: Because I feel guilty.

Sabnock: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Lied: Do you cook?

Iruma: I made a cake once.

Opera: Yeah, it was good.

Lied: Really?

Opera: Don’t make me lie twice, Lied.

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Purson: Who wants to make fifty bucks?

Lied: How?

Purson: I need someone to take the fall.

Lied: What did you do?

Purson: I can't tell you. Yes or no, no questions asked.

Kalego, from the other room: Oh my god.

Purson: ...

Kalego: OH MY GOD!

Lied: Make it a hundred.

Purson: Deal.

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Iruma: From now on we will be using code names.

Iruma: You can address me as Eagle One.

Iruma: Azz is “been there done that”.

Iruma: Lied is “currently doing that”.

Iruma: Purson is “it happened once in a dream”.

Iruma: Clara is “if I had to pick a gal”.

Iruma: And Sabnock is..

Iruma: Eagle Two

Sabnock: Oh thank god.

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whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

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chasing that rat poison high....

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im not sorry

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Eiji Okumura being a menace to society💖

This is all I want, is it too much to ask for?

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Eiji Okumura is chaotic and a little shit and no one can convince me other wise. Also very sad. This is a very prevalent theme in all of my posts.

So here's some incorrect quotes

Eiji: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Eiji: I'm a nice person, but I'm about to start throwing rocks at people.

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Eiji: I regret getting dragged into your heterosexual tomfoolery.

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Eiji: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.

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Eiji: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.

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Eiji: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.

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Eiji: I made tea.

Ash: I don’t want tea.

Eiji: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea.

Ash: Then why are you telling me?

Eiji: It is a conversation starter.

Ash: That’s a lousy conversation starter.

Eiji: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Eiji: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

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Eiji: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

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Eiji: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. As long as it isn't Ash.

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Eiji, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo.

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Eiji: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?'

Eiji: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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Eiji: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

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Eiji: You think I really give a fuck? I can’t even read!

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Eiji, threatening the others with a paintball gun: Listen... Life comes at us fast. We don't know what life is gonna give us... And today, it's gonna give you... a paintball!

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Eiji: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Ash: What's that?

Eiji: Remorse code.

Ash: I'm even angrier now.

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Eiji: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.

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Eiji: I think my guardian angel drinks.

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Eiji: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Eiji: As someone who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what is going on.

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Eiji: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time.

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Eiji: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.

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Eiji: I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

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Eiji: Pose as a team because SHIT JUST GOT REAL!

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Eiji: My expectations are low, but they can always go lower.

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Eiji: My heart is guarded but like… very poorly. The kind of guards that would let 3 kids in a trench coat into an R rated movie.

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Eiji: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.

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That's it, Eiji being a chaotic bastard is my favourite thing and some of y'all really need to embrace it.

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NEW BANANA FISH OFFICIAL ART

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*The squad is having dinner together*

Momoko: Hajime, can you pass the salt please?

Hajime: *Throws Satsuki across the table*