Midlife Crisis Age/ Male / East Coast This blog here is Adults only, 18 and older. We reblog pictures of the person and reblogs memes and other important lifesaving information . This blog started on August 25th, 2013 I am not Tumblr famous and I am from a pre 9/11 time that ate lead paint Header made by @carawith17as
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Good morning to you all. I gots the flu so I have to stay in bed today. 🤒 I hate this. Y'all send me healing vibes or something. I need some hot ramen 🍜.
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DM's are open tonight if you wanna get 🌶️🥵
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Today is slow af and I'm bored so here's a random selfie with no extra glam.
Quick question though, do I have kissable lips?
Also today is my birthday so yay go me. Another Midgardian cycle older.۶🥳 ٩
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#spooky scary skeletons#send shivers down your spine#shitposting#196#r196#r/196#autumn#fall#pumpkin#gif#cool memes#reblog
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i keep seeing the gif set so here’s the video clip
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Hi

say hi if you wanna kiss me
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Hi lesbians!!!
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It's convenient if you have another pair of hands
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Me (me), a hard working farmer (sleepy gamer) plowing my field (eating more) and fertilizing (injecting estrogen in) the soil (subcutaneous belly fat) so that I (gamer) may have a bountiful harvest (boobs)
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It's my 11 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
>:3
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Happy Tiddy Tuesday everyone. I love you all and hope you have a great flarping day my lovelies. 👋😘🥰🤗🏳️⚧️🏴☠️🤘😝🤘
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