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You Elf on the Shelf Motherfucker. You think it's funny to use Witchcraft to infiltrate my home? To place your soul into a cursed doll and fly around my apartment while unseen whispers chant in a dead language that hurts my ears and causes me to smell decay? I hate you so bad. My walls are covered with scratches from my machete as I have done nothing but swing and miss at this teleporting, demonic little Raggedy Ann Wannabe Asshole. Fuck You. Your Cutie Mark should be shutting the fuck up forever and leaving me alone. Bye

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at least there's gay people

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“i wanna bleed, i wanna hurt the way that boys do”

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Remember this legendary scary image?

Guess what, we found its real author and origin! This was an incredibly fun scavenger hunt. Please give this video a look if you want to know about it!

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can i have one vocalist from a hardcore band i like not turn out to be a piece of shit for once??? just once???

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nintendo just announced that mario is pregnant

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love my pumpkin

scary my pumpkin

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hey I'm Phallicide aka the mind behind Bethany Rage (@hymen-restoration-project) among other things. I am writing this post because I fucking need money right now since shits a bit tight financially and having some breathing room would be most excellent. If you like my work I ask you to consider supporting me because as funny as my posts are they do not generate income at all.

My Venmo is @ rabbithazard and my cashapp is $Ivyvinewreath

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love arca and the new songs, but can she put the slow reggaeton beats down for a minute..........

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I hate calling in sick I don't want to inform anyone about my abnormal bowel movements

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photography by Kristin Cofer for Chelsea Wolfe’s “Unknown Rooms” (2012)

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photography by Kristin Cofer for Chelsea Wolfe’s “Unknown Rooms” (2012)

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Hello, I hope you are having a good day.

My name is Ahmed Abuowda and I evacuated to Egypt months ago.

I am reaching out to ask for your kindness and support my campaign for my family.

Trying to provide them a decent life after the suffering and tragedy we have been through. Any help can make a big difference. I thank you in advance and wishing you peaceful time.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-gazan-family-to-rebuild-their-life-in-egypt?utm_campaign=fp_sharesheet&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=messenger&attribution_id=sl%3Aad2a6d77-beba-464c-9999-99d594f967f7

please help Ahmed and his family if you can, their funraiser has only funded $120 out of their of $3.5k

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bratchella is real, this is serious, this is herstory.........