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mwah is a very important word

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I barely use this gimmick account anymore but I'm going to reblog this here too

Hello dear!

Sorry for bothering you, but it's important to remind you to turn off your asks for a few days! Bad things are going to happen on Tumblr soon...

Don t know anything about this but BETTER BE SAFE EVERYBODY!!!!!!

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Guys it's real

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Fun fact: the creator of this blog is actually a picky eater

fun fact: the creator of this blog isn't actually french

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If I see another rat detector I'm going to start eating them to control their population.

Tag ANY gimmick you can think of

@real-british-empire @denmark-official @bees-official

@official-artifact-stealer @the-real-yahoo-mail

As well as not gimmicks or undefined blogs

@the-real-will-wood @the-bible-translated

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WHERE'S THE GARLIC BREAD.

WHERE.

finally, it’s quiet

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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Oh don't worry! I won't hurt you anymore! I'm already full :3

I'm just asking to get more food later

What if I told you I wanted to spread rabies to half the gimmickverse again?

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Aw fuck

I will admit, rabies gives meat a spicy flavour which is... pretty good actually

Where can I get more?

What if I told you I wanted to spread rabies to half the gimmickverse again?

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making all ur faves fat btw. die mad about it

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Well, I guess you're my food now

*bites you*

What if I told you I wanted to spread rabies to half the gimmickverse again?

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Uh, please don't infect my food with rabies :[

What if I told you I wanted to spread rabies to half the gimmickverse again?

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*eats turtles*

Mmmmmmm crunchy :]

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Like Sexyman...? Okay?

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YES FISH

*NOM NOM NOM*

Man, I sure do love the hivemind

the average tumblr user will see this post. they will feel compelled to open up the comments. when they do this they'll see that nearly every comment written is identical.

they all say "Man, I sure do love the hivemind".

with that exact same punctuation and capitalization.

upon scrolling further they might find comments that do not say this.

they will be compelled to reply to that comment with the word "Anomaly". and nothing more.

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Yaaaayyyy :D

🫳🐈‍⬛

Gimme your cats!

Hey, I'm the Cat Thief.

I steal cats.

This is me.

Now gimme your cats, this is a robbery!

My tags:

Cat Stealing - #Cat robbery

Everything else - #Not a cat robbery

Mod is @raish-ryeson-robinson-i

Mod does not actually steal cats.

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...

*googles how many calories a kitten provides*

Mmmm.... nah... it's not worth it....

Oh Hiiiii :) I heard there are kittens around, can I pet them please? :3

Gimme your cats!

Hey, I'm the Cat Thief.

I steal cats.

This is me.

Now gimme your cats, this is a robbery!

My tags:

Cat Stealing - #Cat robbery

Everything else - #Not a cat robbery

Mod is @raish-ryeson-robinson-i

Mod does not actually steal cats.