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Wei Wuxian, prying open a crypt: Oh! I didn't raise you yet. You... you're still alive! How did you get stuck in here?!

Xie Lian: Well, this funny thing happened... nevermind that. Thanks for getting me out of here.

Wei Wuxian: Holy shit! There's a bloody fucking sword sticking out of your chest!!

Xie Lian *nervous laughter*: Heh, heh, well... that's the funny thing that happened.

something something the comedic potential of xie lian breaking out of a grave while wei wuxian is trying to break in

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Happy Hanguang-June

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This man has the kind of resilience I can only hope to one day possess.

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Help I need to report a crime!

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mdzs fandom, long time no see! it’s been almost five years since i last drew wei wuxian, so please accept my offering now 👀👀

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My favorite part of the Mo Dao Zu Shi novel so far is how when Wei Wuxian is resurrected he proceeds to play gay chicken with someone who is a) actually gay and b) completely in love with him.

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Some countries have free universal healthcare and BL really embraces that.

What is up with my faves and kissing their sick boyfriends??

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💥🙌👏

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How likely I am to let an MXTX protagonist babysit a child

SQQ: 7/10. The child will be safe and given a simple lesson or coloring book. The only potential downside is they may pick up atrocious communication skills.

WWX: 9/10! The child will be both entertained and kept safe. They may additionally learn some useful skills about talisman making or zombies depending on WWX’s lesson plan for the day. Top choice.

Xie Lian: -5/10. Xie Lian let a cannibal ghost run off with a child because he was too busy making out with his crush, and then didn’t look for said cannibal or ghost afterwards. Absolutely under no circumstances should he be watching a kid.

As for their love interests:

LBH: this varies! If it’s some random kid he’s going to shirk responsibility, probably onto Sha Hualing, and that way lies disaster. However is his shizun asked him to watch this child, the kid will be happily set up with excellent snacks. Then again, if SQQ seems to spoil the child too much, they could disappear under mysterious circumstances. Complete wild card.

LWJ: 9/10. Child is a okay. Will probably be returned more polite, respectful, and clean then when dropped off.

HC: 2/10. See aforementioned cannibal ghost incident. He only ranks higher than Xie Lian because he was having Mont Tonglu period cramps and Xie Lian forgot to tell him about the kidnapping.

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OPs original tags (We can't lose these gems on the reblog)

who would win in an alcohol drinking competition? MaoMao, Wei Wuxian or Shi Qingxuan

Since WWX and SQX have special abilities (golden core,god hood, demonic cultivation,) they're all in their weakest state (wwx post golden core transfer and post-canon SQX)

This is also so Jinshi, He Xuans and Lan Wangjis pockets don't run empty from supplying the alcohol.

Hmm, I think it would go Maomao > Wei Wuxian > Shi Qingxuan u.u

(my argument being that SQX's entire bit in the Four Great Tales is that he was frequently drunk as a Middle Court Official. He has a decent tolerance but in this contest he gets drunk under the table first and is honestly having a great time with it. Wei Wuxian has a excellent tolerance, but Maomao considers it professional pride to be immune to poisons so she wins! Nothing stands in her way re: poisons!)

As for paying, I actually think Jinshi and Lan Wangji would be like... weirdly intense about being the one to pay. He Xuan does not suffer from that same affliction

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This is the plot of basically every danmei story.

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About 3000 years ago (November) @iamanapplepie requested Cloud Recesses era cheek kiss, so I thought how about 'thanks for saving me from your ancestral heirloom' kiss?

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year one crush

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It just kills me when writers create franchises where like 95% of the speaking roles are male, then get morally offended that all of the popular ships are gay. It’s like, what did they expect?

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Poor Lan Zhan stood no chance.

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happy wen ning day!!!

i can’t fit all the pages of this comic in one post so it’s getting halved. this is part one. read left to right!

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