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baby snoopy this, baby clifford that, baby gromit blah blah blah. what about baby kermit???????

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I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

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Paul McCartney looks like a fucking muppet

Paul McMuppet

- my Wife

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Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️

(From a set of Muppets Tonight Valentine cards, released in 1997)

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Kit and I have been fantasy-casting Muppet Rocky Horror. Just imagine...

"Dammit, Piggy, I love you"

"Two nice young upstanding Americans who had no idea what weirdos they were about to encounter"

"I've been making a chicken with blonde feathers and a tan, which is perfectly normal"

"From the day he was born, he was trouble..."

"So he was a perfect fit with this show! Hahahaha!"

"HOT PATOOTIE! BEAT DRUMS! BEAT DRUMS!"

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Stuff_By_Mark

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He is everything to me.

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new batch of @incorrect-muppet-quotes

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it’s a tough life for someone like me, who should have been born a muppet

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Muppet Fact #891

If Kermit had not been eliminated when he was on The Masked Singer, he was prepared to sing "I'm a Believer" by the Monkees.

Source:

"'The Masked Singer’ Season 5 Premiere Reveals the Identity of the Snail: Here’s the Star Under the Mask." Michael Schneider. Variety. March 10, 2021.

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What’s ur favorite muppet episode if you have one I adore the one with John Denver

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that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

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it’s commendable how Jim Henson knew that making a variety show that happens to star puppets would inevitably be pigeonholed as a kids show so he chose the name THE MUPPET SHOW: SEX AND VIOLENCE for the pilot to try to avoid that and then it still didn’t work