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play that hurdy gurdy white boy

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never stop bisexualing

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last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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whuh?

Confuse a Gimmick Blog for 10s (1/1)

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tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

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isn't your pfp maroon?

I mean yea but maroon is a shade of red, and my pfp leans more on the redder and slightly more purplish shades :3

(also btw ur blog is such cherry red (this colour) :p

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Fucking love blackout poetry. Fuck you. Get fished.

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Fucking love blackout poetry. Fuck you. Get fished.

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Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

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Every time I hear of an abusive parent in a video game, I hope and pray I get to murder them

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My sort of maybe embarrassing “late to the game” thing I’m learning now is how to tell if oil has gone bad.

I feel like most other foods have obvious visual tells like mold or they end up smelling foul and obviously bad. But I was googling about oil and the internet says “if it smells like crayons, it’s bad” which would not have been my first guess. And I tested it out on my somewhat old sesame oil and was like “by god, I would describe this as smelling like crayons”

Anyway protip if your old oil smells kinda like crayons it’s probably no good 🖍️

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MAOE THE MILK TART OR ILL KILL YOUU

Prep Time: 20 mins

Cook Time: 50 mins

Total Time: 1 hr 10 mins

Servings: 8

Yield: 1 9-inch pie

Ingredients

cooking spray

1 cup white sugar

3 tablespoons butter, melted

3 egg yolks

1 cup cake flour

1 teaspoon baking powder

¼ teaspoon salt

4 cups milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

3 egg white

1 tablespoon cinnamon sugar

Directions

Preheat the oven to 375 degrees F (190 degrees C). Coat a 9-inch deep-dish pie plate with cooking spray.

Mix together sugar and butter in a large bowl until smooth. Add egg yolks and beat until light and fluffy. Sift in cake flour, baking powder, and salt; stir until well-blended. Mix in milk and vanilla until combined.

Whip egg whites with an electric mixer in a separate bowl to stiff peaks. Fold into batter. Pour into the prepared pie plate; sprinkle cinnamon sugar on top.

Bake in the preheated oven for 25 minutes, then reduce temperature to 325 degrees F (165 degrees C). Continue baking until the center is set when pie is gently jiggled, 25 to 30 minutes.

literally if you don't make it rn i will kill you. ill jump you. shank you. make it

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had a fun experience on the subway the other day

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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.

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some recent loose stuff!