i-suck-at-sarcasm
i-suck-at-sarcasm
Books Poems And Faux Totems
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 4 years ago
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Me reading men profess love using ornate language in other literature: that's nice
Me reading Thorn saying to Ophelia "I think I'm starting to get used to you":
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 4 years ago
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sketchdump! keep thinking about… utena au
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 5 years ago
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Muebles con puerta de ala de gaviota
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 6 years ago
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WHAT DO I DO
I am trying to write this short story for my class and I have come to a rift where I have to decide what kind of relationship the moster has with this girl that they find in a library (year in time still TBA). Why would a leocampus care about a girl in a library
-The girl is special and comes from a special lineage that wronged him
-The girl has some sort of magic within her that only she has
-The girl is a picture of his long lost love
-The girl isn’t special and the creature is just looking for its closest victim
-The girl is connected to someone that he has a feat with
-The girl is the daughter of the people who wronged him
-The girl is one of the people that he himself has wronged in his mistake
-The monster believes that she is also a monster
the monster feels like the person is a reincarnation of a culture that is missing from his sea
-The creature is attracted to the girl
-The girl likes the creature and the creature is using that to take advantage of her in an age-old sacrifice to appease his gods so that he can survive/continue to transform/protect the sea
-The girl and the monster love each other but the girl has forgotten it.
-The girl is the leocampus’s wife
-the girl is the leocampus’s sister
-the girl is the only one prophesied to be able to kill the leocampus
-The girl is the key to releasing the divide between the leocampus and the human world
-The leocampus doesn’t want to be a monster anymore
-The leocampus hates women and for some reason, it doesn’t hate her
THERE ARE LITERALLY A BILLION WAYS THIS CAN GO
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 6 years ago
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Loved this book more than I can say
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 6 years ago
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Feeling sad this weekend because I am realizing no one in my family will ever love books as much as I do.
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 6 years ago
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The poem is my own. The picture is not.
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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// Stift Admont Library, Austria //
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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Thank you for reading my poetry and my random ramblings! To thank my newest 50 followers I wrote this poem using as many of their usernames and as less of my own words as possible. Tell me if you like it! ;-)
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Can you see @the-world-thru-my-eyes when you read my writing?
A @raging-lion let out @a-yawp-so-barbaric.
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Relax, @bewaterbebreath in this @lastremaininglight0…
@devinetheory-2 says that @we-were-young-once.
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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Too real
When I walk into the mall and see Christmas decorations up the day after Halloween, I feel the same way Hamlet did when his mom married his annoying uncle so shortly after his father’s death.
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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HOW LONG DOES AN OUTLINE REALLY NEED TO BE?!?!?! CAN 1600 WORDS BE ENOUGH. AHGHGHGHGHGH
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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“I’ve spent so much time in my head and in my heart that I forgot to live in my body.”
— Tara Hardy, Bone Marrow (via books-n-quotes)
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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Finally!!!!
Got a book light and stayed up too late (lol)
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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Sometimes I do things that are
Uncharacteristic of me
And i do them
So I can make sure
That I am still me
And the me that I am
Still has those unique sets of opinions
And thoughts that I
Bring to the world
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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Sister: I’m going to maverick
Me: STOP
Me: *rushes to the top of the stairs and throws an origami dollar heart down the stairs*
Me: BUY ME A PEACE TEA. AND IT BETTER BE FUCKIN SNOBERRY THIS TIME.
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i-suck-at-sarcasm · 7 years ago
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“I’ll introduce you to my demons by their first names so you can know them as well as I do.”
— Kristen Costello
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