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kinda wanna fuck with a dark solangelo concept where nico's all "i run because i seek the chase" and will's all "i will crush your wings so you cannot fly, break your legs so you cannot run, crack your arms so you cannot crawl. you will always stay by my side". Or something.

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Hier sehen Sie den Beweis: Dieser Mann ist im Anzug aus dem Uterus seiner Mutter geflutscht. Es gibt nichts an ihm, was nicht aalig ist.

Aber never forget: Probleme sind nur dornige chancen <3

WENN ICH JUGENDLICHEN CHRISSY SEHEN MUSSTE, MÜSST IHR DAS JETZT AUCH. So.

Ernsthaft. Guckt es euch an.

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here's the context for nutriscore opfer btw

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I love all of them so much! I don't have pinterest anymore though, so I have to sit this one out :)

The first one is especially great. Love that. The humanity in failure is such an alluring concept

new tag game that I got from tiktok!

search up ‘movie quote' on pinterest and show the first pic you get !

I got the loml and low-key sobbing🫶🏻

beloved tags: @selfcarecap @thinkinonsense @flowersforbucky @shellyshellshell @sanarsi @yourlocalbakery @burntsaltsblog @themareverine @th3mrskory @whimsiwitchy @loganspr1ncess (no pressure, u can do it only if u want to! ) 🩷🩷🩷

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If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

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We love you too <3

Though I am rarely on the platform lol

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This was me when you and me became mutuals and you sent me an ask telling me you were Kindred (DARN YOU TUMBLR UNSHADOWBAN HER THIS INSTANT!!!)

-nyx

RJHEBDKENSKS im just a lil guy i promise :'D

Ilysm <3

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@kindred-spirit-93 Actually, there is something cooking within me that takes this concept rn (having a bad time irl again lol)

I think about this concept SO MUCH you don't understand.

kinda wanna fuck with a dark solangelo concept where nico's all "i run because i seek the chase" and will's all "i will crush your wings so you cannot fly, break your legs so you cannot run, crack your arms so you cannot crawl. you will always stay by my side". Or something.

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REMEBR ITS JUST A VISUAL not something full animation or anything special

I LOVE CINDERELLA BOY

THANK YOU PUNKO

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Impressions of you in the evening sunlight

When I saw you move your hands,               Bitten down finger nails,               And the fragrance of alcohol waving over from your disinfected skin, I thought about how badly I wanted to hold them, But then you would have to stop moving, And I would take what was never mine to begin with.

Look who updated again to avoid her problems ✨✨✨

You can read the new chapter of Mr. Sunshine and the prince of death here. Hope you have fun, I sure did hehe

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the government wouldn’t do that

oh…yes, yes they would

MaKe sUrE tHeY dOnT🫵🏼

(credits to betterbebugs on tiktok)

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Currently I'm part of a project about social/familial heritage irl and we had the task to send inspiration to the organisers. I am thiiiiis close to just sending them this video, no context, just blasting them with the full force of my ninjago obsession

this is his song.

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strangely accurate takes

Die Berliner Runde fühlt sich wie nh komische Crossover Episode and

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Prince Charming from Shrek be like

berliner runde sinnbild: robi ist Ein Mood

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UND DANN NOCH SEIN BLICK ICH HEULE

"Wie sehen Sie das, Herr Habeck?"

"Is ja egal jetzt, oder?"

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It ain't much but it's honest work

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Alice Weidel sagte btw gerade live in einem Interview mit der Tagesschau, dass Matthias Helferichs Aussage (er sei das "freundliche Gesicht des Nationalsozialismus") "Schnee von gestern" ist.

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Ich wette 20, dass sie gerade nicht interviewed werden konnte, weil sie Absturz hat und in der Ecke liegt.

Yo Leute, kann es sein dass Alice Weidel fett besoffen ist?