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babe wake up, full canon accurate and up-to-date map of the star wars galaxy just dropped

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it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

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pride month is off to a great start

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ok i HAVE to speak on some takes i've been seeing that i take serious issue with.

if you think the sport is boring without max crashing into people, watch nascar. if you think the sport is best when it's messy, it can be messy in ways that dont deliberately endanger others, like in indycar. if those are still boring to you, maybe racing isn't for you. interesting racing is when drivers make passes with inches of room, when teams make strategy gambles that pay off. it's not interesting to watch max lead races or divebomb others. open wheel racing is incredibly dangerous. dilano van 't hoff died in 2023. anthoine hubert died in 2018. jules bianchi and justin wilson died less than 10 years ago. dan wheldon 4 years before that. max's driving style directly led to his wheel being over lewis' head in the 2021 italian gp, and the halo is probably the only reason he's still here today. max isn't "haha funny cunty driving cancelled wife" its genuinely dangerous.

the thing that makes max different from other drivers like him before -like vettel, schumacher, and senna- is that he hasn't been penalized nearly as harshly as they were. he hasn't been disqualified, he didnt even get a drive-through for deliberately crashing into george, just a 10 second penalty. i don't hate max, and i don't think he's the villain some people make him out to be, but i also think he needs to grow up and regulate his emotions better on track. frankly, he doesnt make racing more interesting, he makes it more boring because everyone is hesitant to make a move against him knowing he could crash them out of the race just because they did better than him.

tldr: if you think max is what makes f1 interesting with his mess and his crashing, maybe f1 isnt for you. f1 drivers are not gladiators, they're athletes. they're real people who put their lives on the line all the time, and that needs to be understood and respected. no driver deserves to be further endangered on track by their colleagues, and no driver deserves the vitriol of fans thrown at them. learn your racing history and respect the drivers who have lost their career or died to get us the safety regulations we have now. they aren't for shits and giggles. they were written in the blood of drivers.

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i would sell my literal soul to be in the stewards room with george & max later

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getting a new interest that it feels like nobody gaf about is so excruciating what do you mean people aren't going ham nuts over this thing. please start losing your minds

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oscar: mate i thought you were in the wall hard at turn 1

lando: when i locked up?

oscar: yeah, i saw smoke everywhere and i was like "oh my god naurrr"

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Fernando deliberately parking his car in a way that meant that he wouldn't cause a safety car is so funny... he really said that NO-ONE'S benefitting from his misfortune

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Cannot believe that today we saw a race so terrible that George a) deliberately broke the rules b) got himself a drive through penalty c) mouthed off on the radio d) didn’t get any points and e) went fully unhinged in his interviews, and yet the comments I’ve seen about him on any and all platforms I have cared to investigate are possibly the most positive I have seen about him since he joined Mercedes.

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I love how stupid f1 is bc what do you mean they made a fake new rule where drivers have to pit twice in order to engineer artificial excitement on this track that's simply not designed to host cars that fucking big and all it did was make every team and every driver drive slower ?

Like this is the most technologically advanced sport on earth and F1 thought they're gonna make everyone drive faster but every team is on radio like-

[Calm asmr voice]: veerryyyy good job, go slower diva ❤️ work smarter not harder ❤️ if you're feeling very fun and fresh you can go 100kph slower as a treat ❤️

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what an absolutely shitty race. i understand williams' strategy but like jesus fucking christ, way to ruin everyone else's race.

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i love how the williams boys disliked the strategy but still milked it to the fullest.

alex: oops sorry for making y’all angry

carlos: they should make this illegal next year because it’s shit

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oh, the girls are fIGHTING

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My favorite Lord of the Rings headcannon is just that the hobbits spent the entire trip to Rivendell, badgering Aragorn to eat like four annoying grandmothers. Like, Aragorn is a ranger who's been living off pine needles and power of will for the last decade, and these are the guys who are having eight square meals a day.

"Well now, Strider what would you have ol' Sam whip you up?"

"Nothing. I'm good."

"So just some toast and eggs then?"

"No. Nothing."

"You have to have *something*, here I'll make you some porridge."

"No! I'm not hungry."

"...Should I just reheat the leftovers then?"

And Aragorn is like "What's a leftover?" And all four of the hobbits just gasp in horror, and start muttering about no wonder he's so thin.

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the reason i have never printed out pictures for my wall of my f1 favs is because i would kiss my fingers and touch them as one does to their patron saint and honestly i am not ready to face that fact about myself

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i mean not even looking at politics isreal had such a boring ass song bro