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Suho: Alright, aside from me, who’s the funniest person you know?

Sieun: …This isn’t a trick question, is it? You’re not going to get mad?

Suho: Of course not!

Sieun: Fine, it’s Baku.

[later]

Baku: Hello Suho!

Suho: Hello, best friend THIEF

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Suho and Sieun tell Suho’s grandma that they dating pretty quickly and she’s surprised but supportive (she saw some American series about it and liked it a lot, also Sieun is such a nice boy who visited her Suho in hospital so often and her Suho is so happy when the other boy is around. How could she be mad about it?).

However Sieun kind of never mentions that he has a boyfriend to his parents. They know that he rents an apartment with some friend from high school but that’s it. So when years later, during some dinner that both of his parents (surprisingly) invite him to, conversation goes into topic of relationship and that Sieun should find himself someone because he’s 28 and it’s time to date just a little bit. And that maybe, just maybe his mom’s friend has a daughter that is very smart and pretty.

Sieun just straight up tells them he already has a boyfriend. And continues eating, unbothered with his parents shock.

After a very, very long pause his dad dares to asks in a very weak voice,

“Boyfriend?”

And Sieun who stopped caring a long time ago just stares at them.

“Suho.”

It takes another long moment before his mom yells,

“THE COMA BOY?!”

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weak hero class 1 /// i’m your man by mitski

insp (please look at this, it’s very good)

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if they actually make sieunxsuho endgame, they’re actually gonna be the sweetest couple with the most blessed by fate backstory ever. can you imagine both you and your partner never thinking you’d find a partner because that’s just what you think what your life will be — alone. and suddenly you just pop up in the other’s lives. no drama between the two of you other than obstacles placed by the world, because the fate and soulmate vibrations are struck so deeply within the two of you. there is no one that can replace the other. you always go back to him.

you are each other’s first true friend, first love and first partner. do you know how rare that is in reality 😭

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it’s genuinely wild how often weak hero gets reduced to "bromance,” like the story is just about a particularly intense friendship and not something far more complicated, far more intimate. this isn't just shippers projecting. this isn't just wishful thinking. you don’t need the director and cast members repeatedly claiming that suho and sieun are each other's first love to interpret that on your own. the narrative already tells you—quietly, devastatingly, and with absolute clarity.

the queer subtext isn’t subtle. it’s not hidden in glances or throwaway lines. it’s built into the structure of their relationship, in every decision they make. suho knew beomseok had tampered with his bike. that wasn’t just bullying; it was a premeditated act of violence. he knew what kind of danger he was walking into when he went to the ring, and he went anyway. alone. outnumbered. no illusions. he knew he could die. but he went. because they hurt sieun. because sieun got hurt for him.

that’s their language. not confession, but action. not sentiment, but sacrifice. die for each other. kill for each other.

and sieun, who had always been defined by his discipline, his detachment, his spotless academic record? he lets himself spiral. he got expelled. stopped eating. stopped sleeping. stopped going to cram school. when he found out suho was in critical condition, he froze in the middle of the street and didn’t move, even with a car speeding toward him. as if life without suho wasn’t a life worth returning to.

he came back from a coma asking for suho, looking for him. suho was already in one because of him. they revolve around each other like twin stars caught in gravity’s pull—self-destructive, unstoppable, and impossibly close. love doesn’t always look like romance, but that doesn’t make it less real. or less queer.

so no, it’s not just a bromance. and if that’s all you see—if you can watch all of that and not feel the weight of what’s being said without words? then i'm sorry, but you’ve missed the entire point.

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i was thinking about something recently and man, i was like god i am so dumb because it JUST dawned on me. Sieun doesn't like when anyone touches him. He pulls away from yeong-i when she grabs him, and he pulls away when his dad touches his face. he just doesn't want to be touched. but he willingly grabs suho's hand. he lets suho adjust his clothes, check his hand after the fight. He lets suho touch him so easily. esp when he asked about fighting and suho touches his chin to tilt it down. this is a complete swap to the sieun that we had seen early in the show AND with any one else. so what does this mean? they are boyfriends. thank you for listening.

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for what? everything.

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WEAK HERO CLASS: 2 (2025)

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Kim is a guard dog in the streets and a pretty kitten in the sheets

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Chay: I never understood wishing someone a "rich husband"

Chay: Like… I want to be rich. Why do I need an intermediary between me and wealth?

Kim:

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Tankhun: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…

Kinn: Eyeliner

Pol: Ballgowns

Porsche: Battle armour

Vegas: The blood of your enemies

Kim: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up

Pete: Glasses

Tankhun: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick

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In 2025 we are gonna have THE marriage of the year 👑👑

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kinnporsche + text posts (5/∞)

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