iamawesomeyes07

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Do you think action movie heroes give cis men gender envy?

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There must be something in my mind that makes me think it’s covid again when school gets out cause I start acting like I can’t hang out with anyone and like I have to watch youtube alone in my room

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No one talks about the obsession that arises when you’re waiting to watch the next episode/movie in a series with someone else

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What is it about the last few bites of a sandwich that becomes completely unappealing?

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They could make a genuinely terrifying horror movie just about regular ants infesting a house

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why don’t they have amish people for different time periods? what if there was an 80s themed place? or a victorian place? or a caveman time place?

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Sometimes I think about how any decision I make is always at some point in my menstrual cycle and at some time of day and how it’s impossible to pick something that will satisfy every contradictory facet of my being because by next week I could have an entirely different opinion.

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Once in elementary school my dad was trying to help me with my math homework late into the evening and I just wasn’t getting it. My mom says to him across the room “we need to measure the circumference of her head.” I started sobbing because I thought she was saying something about my brain and how dumb I was, turns out my nana wanted to buy me a hat and needed to know my size

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cant stop thinking about the fact that mark and gemma met while donating blood.

a painful and uncomfortable task that they both volunteered to do.

the kind of chore u might prefer to avoid if you had a severed version of yourself to do it for you.

so in a world where everyone delegates unpleasant tasks to their innies, you might never meet the love of your life

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Miraculous love square walked so whatever’s going on in severance could run

Fuck love triangles Apple TV inventing all new love shapes never been seen before

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Having a brother who’s now a teenager is strange because I’ve really noticed him grow emotionally over the past year, and we’ve started having genuine moments where we’re supporting each other and just actually acknowledging each other’s presence and I’m so proud of him but he also spends an hour in our shared bathroom facetiming his girlfriend on speaker when I just need to brush my teeth

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that severance episode was like if anime beach filler had consequences

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fucked up over how both versions of helly/helena are so desperate for the exact kind of freedom the other has like that is actually sickening .

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The Good Place (2016-2020) Severance (2022-)

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Thinking about how despite the fact that he doesn’t remember gemma mark s is LITERALLY born out of his love for her. Like he loved her so much he was CHOKING ON HER GHOST (!!!) and created a new version of himself who didn’t have to remember losing her. It’s a super fucked up subversion of loving someone to the point of creation; I love you so much I created a version of myself that never knew you. And he still feels it down there he just doesn’t know what it is!! What the fuck!!!

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Senior year semester 2 is interesting because why do I have the motivation to type a 300 word essay for a scholarship but when I look at my homework for a second I want to throw my computer across the room