#second post

[solfice]

drew an austrian infanterie r.1

[aripxtatonz]

Continuation of this post hehe

I'll make more driftcells soon since they're silly. very silly.

[scribleez]

no, the redbull did not in fact give him wings 🥀

also second post here WOOOOOOOO (how does tumblr work again)

[thedelusionalbitchgianna]

Hotch texting Emily: Come out.

Emily: Okay give me a minute...

Emily: I'm a lesbian

Hotch: To the car Emily. Come out to the car.

Emily turning to the car: I'm a lesbian

Hotch facepalming: No we're about to leave. Get in the car.

[smtbutcooler]

i know what they are.

[orangelapisx3]

MizuEna :D 🎀🎨

i love the Shinonome siblings with freckles headcanon

[seqkore]

He has 🐝 waist

[hearts0hearts]

𝐵𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀𝒸𝒶𝓉!𝒮𝒶𝓈𝓊𝓀𝑒 x 𝒢𝑜𝓁𝒹𝑒𝓃𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇!𝑅𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇

Summary; Instead of joining the others at the hot springs, Sasuke gravitates back to your quiet little farm, where he knows you’ll greet him with warmth he doesn’t know how to ask for.

A/N; reader is afab! fem!reader, gentle confession, hurt/comfort Words; ~ 900 matching headcanons

He hadn’t meant to end up at your farm.

Really.

Team 7 had just returned from a taxing mission, tracking a missing-nin through rough terrain, bad weather, and not nearly enough food. Kakashi, for once, suggested rest. Naruto begged for the hot springs. Sakura agreed. Sasuke, however, slipped away the moment no one was watching.

His body ached. His shirt was torn at the shoulder, a gash beneath it hastily bandaged back at camp. His hair clung to his temple with dried sweat, and he was sure he looked miserable.

But his feet had brought him here, to the outer edge of the peaceful village. To your farm.

And he hated to admit it, but he had hoped, just a little, you’d still be there.

You were.

Sasuke watched from beneath the shade of a nearby tree. The sun caught the strands of your hair as you leaned over a trough to fill it with fresh water. Your clothes were smudged with hay and dirt, your cheeks flushed from the warmth of the late afternoon, a little flower tucked behind your ear. You looked… happy. Unbothered. The animals wandered lazily around you, clearly at peace.

And when you finally spotted him, his silhouette leaning slightly against the wooden fence, you beamed so brightly that Sasuke felt it behind his ribs.

"Sasuke-kun?" you gasped, dropping the bucket you were holding. "You're back!"

Before he could blink, you were jogging toward him, arms open… not to hug, no, not yet, but as if your whole body welcomed him. Sasuke stood stiffly, unsure what to do with his hands as you stopped just short of touching him. "You're hurt," you whispered, gaze softening as you took in the bloodstained sleeve, the dirt along his jaw.

"It's nothing," he muttered.

You frowned disapprovingly. " 'Nothing' needs cleaning!" You gestured toward the farmhouse with a tilt of your head, already stepping aside to let him follow. "Come in, I'll help you!"

Sasuke hesitated. He should say no. He should be going back to the inn, or at least to rest somewhere alone.

Instead, he followed the sunshine.

Inside, your little home smelled of bread and herbs. It was warm in a way he wasn’t used to. 

You guided him to sit on a bench near the open window, digging through a cupboard until you found a cloth and a small jar of ointment.

"Take your shirt off."

He blinked. "What?"

"So I can clean the wound," you said innocently, wringing the cloth out in a bowl of clean water.

He complied, tugging the ruined material over his head with a wince.

You frowned again. "You really shouldn't be pushing yourself so hard,"

"I'm fine."

"You’re stubborn."

"...hn"

Your fingers were gentle as they dabbed at the wound, careful not to press too hard. He watched your face as you worked, lips pressed together, eyes focused. The gold of the setting sun spilled across your features and made you look like you belonged in a painting. Something soft. Beautiful.

"I missed you," you said suddenly.

Sasuke’s breath caught.

You didn’t seem to notice the way his shoulders stiffened, or if you did, you didn’t let it stop you. You dipped the cloth into the water again and wrung it out slowly.

Sasuke looked away, lips pressed into a thin line. He wasn’t good with things like this, soft words, open feelings.

But you always said what you meant. Always wore your heart out in the open.

He couldn’t understand how someone like you existed.

You leaned back, satisfied with your work. The bandage was neat, and the ointment already smelled of healing.

When your eyes met his again, they held something softer. Something braver.

"I was really happy when I met you, y'know? You were all cold and moody, and still are… but I don’t know… I could tell you weren’t a bad person."

Sasuke stayed silent. Not because he disagreed. But because it was true.

You leaned your head a little, smiling softly this time. "Do you think I’m annoying?"

He looked at you.

Then looked away.

Then, back again.

"...No."

You blinked. "No?"

He paused like the word itself was heavy. Then, quieter, rougher, "Not the way you think,"

You didn’t move. Didn’t speak. Just watched him like he was a book half open.

He didn’t meet your eyes. Didn’t keep talking.

But he didn’t have to.

You pieced it together in your head, slow and careful.

He’d been in your village two weeks. You’d found excuses to run into him almost every day. Sometimes it was coffee, sometimes it was peaches from the orchard, sometimes it was nothing at all but a wave and a "Hiii again!~"

He’d never pushed you away.

Not really.

"I guess…" You started, your voice smaller now, “I just thought maybe you didn’t mind me. Or maybe you were just polite.”

He looked at you then. Really looked.

"…I didn’t expect you," He said, finally. His voice was low, like it wasn’t used to saying things that mattered. "I came here for work. Not… this."

You swallowed. Heart suddenly too loud in your chest.

"But… I kept letting you."

He didn’t move, but the air shifted.

"I don't know why," He said. "Maybe I liked it."

Your breath caught a little. Not dramatic, not showy, just that quiet, stunned kind of feeling when something lands deep.

“I like you too,” You whispered, fingers brushing his arm like you weren’t sure if you could hold on yet.

And for the first time since he sat down, he leaned in.

Not a kiss.

Not even a touch.

Just his shoulder against yours. Close enough that you could feel the heat of him, feel the way his breath slowed down a little, like maybe this was what he’d needed all along.

Outside, the sky had dipped into orange and purple. The animals were still. The world had quieted.

You sat there like that, in the hush of a day ending, his hand eventually finding yours, rough knuckles against calloused palms.

And Sasuke, silent as ever, didn’t pull away. Not even once.

[nagitofeets]

I was bored okay? I im waiting for the new update and i got nothing to do but wait 😭

Anyways I'm actually working on a shadowvanilla/puremilk or whatever the ship name is Au its a swap Au but they still have the same personnality in the game don't ask why pure vanilla got sealed I have no idea

I dont rly like this drawing but whatever I'll post the designs later :3 why is it so damn hard to shade the hair 😭 I have no idea how I managed to do the eternal sugar one so damn good I smh can't do it again help 😭😭

[sturniology]

bsf! text msgs w matt sturniolo x fem!reader

part 2 -> part 1

WARNING : none ��?

[letsalllovelainiwakura]

A doodle of goth Ragatha in my style! (I am not finishing it 😭)

[bugboyic]

sleepy sleepy sleepy

[jeankirsteinspussy]

mdni 18+ only, praising,sex toys.

random bcs i was bored sorry if I forgot anything or misspelled ;(

jean is on his knees Infront of you holding your legs as he begs for you to forgive him all because he raised his voice at you.

"I'm so sorry baby." he kisses your thighs and you look down at him with your arms crossed. "I love you so much." he kisses over your shorts trailing kisses to your belly button.

"I'll never raise my voice at you again I promise." he kisses under your boobs cupping them in his hands. "I'll take care of you tonight please. I'll be so good." he mumbles caressing the fat behind yours thighs. as he stands up kissing your collarbone.

"I love you." he says after every kiss he places on your body.

"i love you more jean don't make the same mistake again."

fast forward 25 minutes of jean begging on his knees for your forgiveness you finally gave in.

jean has you on all fours your ass facing his face as he plunges his fingers into your gummy walls. "oh my gosh jean please."

"shh baby take it for me." he coos and speeds up his fingers curling them hitting the perfect spot. you squirm as your cum spills out sliding down to your clit.

his thumbs collects your clit and rubs it over your clit in slow circles creating the perfect pace.

you shake under his touch and he removes his fingers licking a line up your folds. "stay put for me baby I'll be right back." he kisses you as you lay down your back.

jean comes back with a pink glittery dildo, a vibrator and silk restraints.

he ties your hands to the head board with the silk restraints. when he realizes your comfortable and okay he gets to work back on your pussy.

he holds the dildo in his hand pumping the silicone in your pussy. he has a good pace pumping it in and out of your walls seeing how you suck it in.

"yeahh just like that baby taking it so well." he places a kiss on your clit and pumps the dildo in your pussy faster.

"oh my gosh right t-there." you whine out. "d-dont stop." you try to close your legs but he pushes them back open.

"yeah? right there baby?" he places a hand on the inside of your thigh pushing on it so your legs stay open. he removes the dildo and spreads your pussy lips open with his other hand and licks a line in between your folds.

you jump back from the sudden sensation but he puts back of his arms on the back of your thighs lapping at your soaking wet cunt.

"f-fuck jean right there." he groans into your pussy "don't say my name like that baby." he sucks your clit into his mouth over and over again.

you feel another orgasm coming in and you begin to shake. he slides two fingers into your pussy and pumps them fast until you squirt on them.

he removes his fingers and sucks on them. "you're being such a good girl for me baby." he grabs the pink vibrator putting it on high and placing it right on your clit.

"f-fuck jean!" you whine and yell out. your hips buck upward he moves it around in circles.

he grabs the dildo and spits on it he rubs the silicone tip on your entrance and slides it in seeing as you take it in.

"mm just like that baby." he slides in and out slowly picking up his pace as he sees a tear sliding down your face.

"don't cry princess I'm almost done with you baby." he coos picking up his pace pumping the dildo in and out with the perfect angle as it hits your spot.

your hips buck and your legs shake he drops the dildo and spreads open your pussy lips doing faster circles on your clit. "cum for me baby." he looks at you.

"I love you so much and I'm so sorry." he kisses you as you moan into his mouth from the overstimulation.

your juices flow out.

"I love you too jean." you crack out a smile and hold his face.

[mentalred2008]

I Just had to make the Good boy meme also Jack just pissed at dave after finding out he killed his sister, one like and I'll try to convince jack to be forgiven only because why not?

This too a while to make since i make all my art from here on now on my laptop of course.

the music seem about right plus it was nice to listen to while taking a bath :) hope you DSAF fans enjoy!

[carpbread0]

NPC Life is the best

(Genshin Impact x gn reader - sagau)

(second person pov)

Prologue —> part 1 —> part.2

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After being tossed into the world of teyvat, you start to make your way down starsnatch cliff. Unlike what you had previously thought, the winds were quite gentle and gave you a sense of serenity that some what soothed your aching head. It was about sunrise when you had landed here so it shouldn’t take until sunset to get to mondstat.

the dirt path was a great aid to the city and in all honesty the walk down the cliff was quite nice as you got see the lovely sights of windrise and a ancient four winds temple.

there were a few adventures out and about but they paid you no mind. It was better that way. as you slowly approached the small cooking pot set almost right outside the city you decided it be best to test a few things.

Grabbing a small left over sack from the wood stump, you took out a small pocket knife sheathed in leather. Taking the small knife out you looked around to see if anyone was there. to your relief there was no one besides the pigeons on the bridge.

gently holding the knife you proceeded to make a small cut on the side of your wrist.

Gold..

quickly after your discovery you use the bandages in the small bag to cover it up. Wouldn’t want someone to see that..

gently holding the sack you found you thought it’d be best to keep it. It’s free no? Smiling happily with your newly found possession you started to walk across the large bridge.

a few characters you decided were best to avoid were obviously venti and kaeya. Venti was an archon so it was already a big no even if he didn’t know what you looked like. Kaeya is from khanria so who knows what he could sense. Both of them have visions so both of them could possibly recognize your aura.. even though venti uses a fake one, it’s still likely that as an archon he would recognize your aura regardless..

well that is if they decide to believe in the strange aura of yours. There’s a chance they won’t even bother tracking you down.

gathering your thoughts together you make your way into the city nodding at both of the guards as a sign of respect. To your surprise they didn’t even stop you from going in without a small questioning.. you guess it’s because they barely get any respect *snorts*.

walking into the city, you realize it’s about 9 o’clock and your a bit peckish after the long walk. Why not treat yourself to a delicious fisherman’s toast? looking around you as you make your way up to Sara, you find that the city is more crowded than what it seems to be in game. People by the fountain, merchants flocking the side of the paths, and even little kids playing with what looked to be a yo-yo. In all honesty it put a smile on your face. Everything was so beautiful.

making your way up to the counter of good hunter you spot a familiar sight, amber and Eula were eating at good hunter too! ‘Oh god it’s my otp AAAAAAA’

‘Calm down y/n..’

‘Calm down’

afraid of staring at the pair for too long, you glance away not noticing the strange look Eula shot at you.

after waiting in line for a little bit you manage to finally order your beloved fisherman’s toast. Using the mora inside your (stolen) bag you pay off the fisherman’s toast and find a spot to enjoy your crispy delight.

“Why hello there” a familiar but suave voice calls out to you.

“I haven’t seen you before, are you perhaps an outlander like our dear honorary knight?”

god.. it was kaeya

“Hm? Oh I’m actually from liyue.” You lie trying to maintain a calm demeanor.

“Oh? I Must say, you don’t dress like someone from liyue, I apologize for my assumption.” He looks down at you with a sly smile and inquisitive look.

“It’s no problem, really” god you never realized how hard it was to act.. you should’ve taken up those acting classes from your aunt.

“If you say so” he smiles again. “Enjoy your stay in mondstat I’d love to show you around some time traveler”

“Oh no, i mustn’t take up your time”

“Oh but I insist. Whats your name by the way lovely traveler?” He says with a confident look on his face.

“Y/n, you must be the suave Calvary captain that all the ladies in mondstat have been chatting about.” You tease him slightly to get the attention off of you

“You flatter me Y/n. Your quite the smooth talker yourself” he chuckles and smirks.

“Well it was nice getting to meet you, I must be on my way now, even though I would’ve loved to stay and chat”

“It’s no problem Kaeya” you smile softly and wave off to him as he walks away.

‘Holy fucking shit’

You felt as though your life flashed through your eyes as you finish up your fisherman’s toast. Hopefully he didn’t see through your facade.. he might’ve noticed your aura but probably dismissed it as something else. well he’s gone now so there’s no need to worry to much about him right now.

the thing you should be worrying about is going broke after all.

what job would suit your NPC like needs..

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carp bread- brain vomit