iamnotnormalaboutoldermen

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I'm foaming at the mouth, they're so fucking cute

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pornbots please stop following me, I'm begging

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I can’t believe I never posted this tapestry I made

(no I didn’t block it okay)

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 Jordan: "You're not going to win here! I see where you're trying to go, keep trying!"

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teamcoco: "That's a wrap on New York." -Conan.

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Oh just Conan choking Jordan, nothing to see here, move along. I am posting this for normal, non-horny reasons.

god I wish that was me

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I remember there being posts dedicated to speculating Conan's dick size years ago, before he retired from late night. I wish I could find them.

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I'm actually really fucking annoyed with how infrequently "conan and jordan show" clips are posted. Like, I would get it if they just didn't have anything to show us but they absolutely do. There's hours of footage that they haven't shown us. Hell I'm willing to pay for those videos. It's not like I expect them to post every day, or even every week, but once a month would be nice.

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Conan: "There was an old man from Nantucket, who wanted his young friend to suck it. He said 'Guinness I said, I didn't mean your head' and then the guy kicked the bucket"

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Jordan: "...and you would probably be a pork chop."

Conan: "Why do you say that with such disdain, what's wrong with a pork chop?"

Jordan: "You would be a pork chop with the fat cap that has not been properly scored, to the point that once it hits that hot grill, it curls up immediately. You are curled up in the fetal position with your fat cap, you are a pork chop."

Conan: "Jesus! What a damning indictment! You say that like it's such a lowly thing. What's wrong with-"

Jordan: "I like pork chops. I have no problems with pork chops. What's the problem with being a pork?"

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jordanschlansky: Wiener Schnitzel crawl #ConanOBrienMustGo

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Not a shipper, but a one drunken handjob in 2006 truther

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Conan : "There's one last pose, if you could face that way. And then you look back with a jaunty look as if to say, "Check out my butt." And give us a thumbs up."

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Jordan has the one and only recording of Conan rehearsing his recital of "Twas the Night Before Christmas (A visit from St. Nicholas)" in 1997 and he still listens to it to this day. Do with that information what you will.