#gotcha

[fanotastic]

I've gotten into plantkeeping and I think the newest plant I own really cracks me up. I got this lavender plant and for the past few days, I would feel the soil to see if it needs watering (outside of watering cycles) and this lavender plant soil felt damp so I would skip watering. Eventually he got to this state:

I looked up solutions which plainly stated more water. I drowned his ass and this is him 2 hours later:

What a drama queen.

[evelynnocto]

the thing about aroace people

so I'm aroace. Makes sense, but I just wanna get some things straight.

We are no strangers to love. We know how it works, we know the rules, but we don't really commit to it, we dont feel it, and we don't think of it. But, we know the game and how to play it. If you ask an aroace person what they are thinking, good odds they will help you understand. Generally, we don't really give up on friendship, we also try not to let people down. We like to run around, and we try not to desert you. We try not to make people cry, we try not to lie, and most of all, we try not to hurt people.

[weevmo]

Some quick Weegies!! I can't WAIT to see more of him in the film.

[aromantic-diaries]

"love is what makes us human" yeah well I'm a featherless biped who can identify which images contain a bicycle so what's the truth

[zegalba]

[schermit]

I’ve been thinking a lot about the Reddit situation today, and it’s really a shame that we’re losing access to so much information if things don’t improve over there. I’ve seen other people mention the fact that any time I googled a problem or similar I’d append “Reddit” to the end of the search because all of these niche communities had passionate people recording detailed (albeit sometimes incorrect I’ll admit) information that will be much harder to come by if the site doesn’t survive. It reminds me of a situation very similar to this, when in nineteen ninety eight the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table. And now senior tumblrists, watch the Reddit refugees potentially lose their minds lol. Don’t know if I did the meme justice.

[yandere-writer-momo]

I wrote some hardcore smut the other day but I decided to share it on my quotev. It’s pretty problematic but I’m hoping everyone likes it. 🖤

Here’s the link:

Just For You

[latapadraws]

to the tune of setsuna no ai

[oleredacted]

Playing around hehehehe

[absurdumsid]

oh right hi i made alnst au stuff again

[greekceltic]

Herman playing the gotcha game.

Lined an old set of sketches. I'll color this when I have time, but I have other work and I don't need it distracting me.

[a-pretty-damn-good-narrator]

(New rp)

can you do it first person like a detective novel

You were trying to find out more information about 1 really powerful crime lord. You are going to interrogate someone who had ties to said crime lord.

1st of April, you'd think the whole thing was a joke: these people are impossible, snakes in rocks and water, but not this time. Someone with a lead is about to put it around my neck and help me step closer to shutting the door on these shit head's future

I don't know how we found each other, it was as simple as plain dumb luck, but it doesn't matter; He's coming to help me and that's all that does

[responsiblelemon]

"You're killing more animals as a vegan because one animal died for my hamburger and way more died in the farming of the plants you eat."

My brother in Christ (derogatory), what do you think the cow ate before it was killed?

[blindmagdalena]

Super Boop

[parakavka]

もふもふパラダイス on Twitter: "進撃の巨人ごっこ https://t.co/2dudSkBZ3Q" / Twitter

[strawbubbysugar]

Hey what is soma

Soma deez nuts

Just kidding it’s an excellent horror game I highly recommend