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good read for teachers.

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

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Might i humbly request a drawing of her as a human

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The Most Public Private Meet-Cute [Episode 4]

NHS: hello everyone my name is nie huaisang

Background Person: hiii huaisaaang

NHS: and fun fact about me is that i grew up around lan xichen and i know exactly what his type is

Keep reading

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Oh yeah firm headcanon Jiang Cheng gets up at seven o'clock every morning, thereby allowing him to consider Lan Wangji's 5 hideously early and Wei Wuxian's 9 disgustingly late.

Because he's Jiang Cheng, he gets up at seven even if he stayed up until one with wwx. The suffering gives him a sense of virtue.

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Mdzs is fucking incredible because Wei Wuxian himself, the Yiling Patriarch, is the most beautifully and perfectly constructed tragedy you've ever seen. He falls apart at the seams and sews himself back together again and again until he no longer can, and even if you want to beg him to stop you can't. You can't! Because he is doing this for a reason, for what is right, and you cannot ask him to abandon the protection of the innocent even if it is killing him. And it does kill him.

And then he wakes up over a decade later in a gay mystery romcom, Miss Moxiang Tongxiu your fucking MIND I want to study you like Diana Wynne Jones studied Tolkien--

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More medieval dyes for y'all!

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1920, The Coffee Cup Café, 8901 Pico Boulevard, Los Angeles, Ca.

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we've done it again folks

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i’m re-reading animorphs, a series i loved when i was a closeted young child, as a queer adult and feeling a little insane over it actually. like ok so. imagine you are just a normal regular kid until one day, a chance encounter with an adult unlike any adult you've ever met before abruptly changes who you are as a person, and suddenly you are not like other kids at all. and now you have to fight a secret battle for survival, but you cannot tell anyone around you about it, because many of the people around you harbor a secret violent hatred for who you are, and if you tell someone without realizing the person you're talking to is one of the people who hates you, that person will either put you through horrific harm to make you like them or just outright kill you. this is true of every single person around you—your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers—except for a few other kids who you know share your same secret.

and now you have to try to maintain close relationships with the people you love even though you cannot tell them who you really are, who you spend your time with, who you go to when you're not with them. when you see your secret companions in public, you have to try to pretend you barely know them, because being seen together too often could lead to suspicion. you are enduring consistent ongoing trauma that you cannot talk to anyone about because anyone whose job is to help people through trauma may also be one of the people who wants to kill you. also you're a shapeshifter. like yeah ok i wonder why so many people who were obsessed with animorphs as a kid turned out to be queer

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that moment when you cross the point of no return with a character should be accompanied by a specific chime i think. like 🔔 congratulations! this one has been installed in the Permanent Collection and you will never stop thinking about them as long as you live

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Apparently they're selling post content to train AI now so let us be the first to say, flu nork purple too? West motor vehicle surprise hamster much! Apple neat weed very crumgible oysters in a patagonia, my hat. Very of the and some then shall we not? Much jelly.

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im terrible at sexting because people will be like “ive been a bad girl/boy” and ill be there like “morality is subjective anyway… and as immanuel kant said, im in awe of the starry heavens above me and the moral law within me”

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okay here's the random question of the day. what specific word or phrase in your vocabulary is a dead giveaway for the local or regional dialect from where you grew up? like for me it's saying "chonies" instead of underpants. that's just very southern san joaquin valley/maybe southern california in general, but like, VERY southern valley