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(no children, the mountain goats/US politics)
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ceramic mugs by tim kowalczyk
#oh i have one of those#he keeps his website stocked so#go check his Instagram out he even has a meme a cocoon where how takes actually cardboard and makes cuss as well
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Wtf it did work ur kidding me
Okay I’m currently furious that migraines are often so blindly easy to treat and I had to find this out myself at the age of 26 when I’ve been to a neurologist since I was 11 lol so I’m about to teach you two neat and fast little tricks to deal with pain!
The first is the sternocleidomastoid muscle, or the SCM muscle.
This big red section is responsible for pain around the eye, cheekbone, and jaw, as well as some temple pain. Literally all you have to do is angle your head down a little, angle it away from the side that hurts, and then you can gently pinch and rub that muscle. I find it best to start at the bottom and travel upwards. The relief is so immediate! You can increase pressure as you feel comfortable doing so.
Here is a short and easy video showing this in action
The second is a fast and easy stretch that soothes your vagus nerve, which is the nerve responsible for calming you down. The vagus nerve, for those unfamiliar, is stimulated by deep breathing such as yawning, sighing, singing, or taking a deep breath to calm your anger in a tense situation.
You can stretch this out by sitting up as straight as possible (this does not have to be perfect to work) and interlacing your fingers. Put your hands on the back of your head with your thumbs going down the sides of your neck and, while keeping your face forward, look all the way to one side with just your eyes. Hold that until you feel the urge to breathe deeply or yawn, or until you can tell there’s a change. Then do the same thing on the other side. When you put your arms down, you should clearly be able to turn your head farther in both directions. If the first session doesn’t get rid of your migraine, rest and repeat as many times as necessary. I even get a little fancy with it and roll my eyes up and down along the outer edge sometimes to stretch as much as I can.
If you need a visual here’s a good video on it. I know some of the language they use seems questionable but this is real and simple science and should not be discarded because it’s been adopted by the trendy wellness crowd!
I seriously cannot believe I didn’t hear a word of this from any doctor in my life. Additionally, if you get frequent recurring migraines, you may want to see a dietician. Migraines can be caused by foods containing histamines, lectin, etc. and can also be caused by high blood pressure in specific situations such as exercise, stress, and even sex.
If any of this information helps you I’d love to hear it btw! It’s so so fast and easy to do. Good luck!
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These two are so iconic
WEIRD KIDS (2025 - )
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DONT ❌️ USE PIGEON 🕊 PHOBIC LANGUAGE
INSTEAD TRY THESE! ✅️
DEAD DOVE ☠️ -> HAPPY SMILING ALIVE DOVE 😃
PIGEON HOLE 🕳-> PIGEON INCLUDE 👫
2 BIRDS ONE STONE 🪨 - 2COPS ONE BULLET 👮♂️
A BIRD IN THE HAND IS 2 IN THE BUSH 🌳 -> A BIRD IN THE HAND IS THE WORLD 🌎
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Found a @thezinezone @rockleezine out in the wild at a used book store
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The funniest part of this is that Jotaro wasn't even doing this as a bluff he just legitimately sucks so bad
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looks a bit shit rn but trust it will get better…..
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Hottest JoJo Character Bracket - Match 1-39
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I love this panel because Araki saw no reason to put a disclaimer for minors engaging in vehicle theft, drugs, robbery, assault, etc., but with underage drinking he has to draw the line. I suppose a more charitable interpretation is that to Araki, there’s an age for drinking he can clarify exists, but there isn’t an acceptable age for all that other stuff.
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Oh you're a queer kid? what's your fav music artist? and don't say...
will wood
will wood and the tapeworms
Tally hall
Miracle musical
mitski
jackstuber
joe hawley
that handsome devil
chonny jash
tom leher
ghost and pals
maretu
6arelyhuman
odetari
penelope scott
rio romeo
cuarteto de nos
riki musso
santiago tavella
laufey
taylor swift
radiohead
marina
weezer
the beatles
tv girl
billie ellish
milk in the microwave
bo burnham
fish in a birdcage
toby fox
lemon demon
sarah and the safe word
asteria
artic monkeys
they might be giants
my chemical romance
green day
gorillaz
ado
melanie martinez
the strokes
evanecense
glass animals
soddiken
the scary jokes
whatever Your favorite martian was smoking
tyler, the creator
the crane wives
the living tombstone
cavetown
mindless self indulgance
the orion experience
hamilton (yeah ik its a musical)
heathers (yeah ik its a musical x2)
ride the cyclone (YEAH IK ITS A MUSICAL x3)
steam powered giraffe
kiuko (i dont remember how its spelled)
21 pilots
Sir Chloe
hazbin hotel soundtrack
paparrapa the rapper soundtrack
sonic soundtrack
or the omori soundtrack
edit: just to make clear that i don't know every queer band on existence
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I love how tumblr just doesn’t load 9/10 images
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This is exactly what Justin McElroy looks like.
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