S'up? I'm Hannibal King. Majoring in criminal justice & law enforcement, and minoring in riflery. Sometimes I have a beard, and I overuse the word 'fuck' a lot. Fuck yeah.
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ooc/ HELLO HANDSOME ;)
[ DON'T TEMPT HIM. DO NOT TEMPT HIM BECAUSE HE WILL. ]
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On my way, compadre.
Mohitos have been made!
C’mon over, mohitos are waiting for you :D
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That workin' for ya?
Mohitos have been made!
Depends on how good you look in it. :D If you can rock a bikini, you’re more than welcome to. But it’s not like I’ll hold the mohitos back if you come in trunks!
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If I wear a bikini, do I get two?
Mohitos have been made!
Wear a swimsuit and I will freely hand you one :D
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Where the fuck is Ivy when you need her?
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Hey, I'd at least wait until you were out of the room.
I’ll be sure to feed you the most disgusting thing I can think of.
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Fuck.
Alright, fine, you can cook. I'll just lay in bed and masturbate or something.
And I’m a vegetarian.
Just let me cook, I’d rather not die in a house fire.
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I'm good with bacon. It's practically all I know how to cook.
Lets try and renew my faith shall we?
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I find your lack of faith disturbing, young padawan.
You would burn water if that was possible.
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Well I didn't mean to burn the eggs.
I’ll make breakfast in the morning, you burnt the eggs last time I don’t trust you.
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You should always assume you're staying the night.
Sounds like a plan, should I assume that I’m staying the night?
#Or#You could mix it into chocolate sauce#And they I could spread it over your body#And then lick it off of you
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I think I can get that done before you come over. It takes...What, five minutes to dye hair? Hey, you could do it for me. We'll get naked, you can dye my hair, it'll be a party.
Well maybe if you dyed your hair and shaved for once, you might even pass for other Hannibal.
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Oh, well, that can't be me then. I accidentally facial hair.
Maybe there is another Hannibal.
I can see him now, 6 feet tall, abs that make would make a greek god cry, blond hair that flows in the wind, no facial hair, he takes care of my plants, lets me test on him, hes perfect.
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