a commercial for dominos was just on and i guess i was lovingly staring at the tv because my mom says to my dad “i wish you still looked at me like haley’s looking at that pizza”
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♪ White Lips, Pale Face ♪
*drops bass* MOTHERFUCKING UNITED STATES *guitar solo*
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im already about 700% done with school
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when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
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Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs
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We will always end up here: The End.
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we ordered dominos and the delivery person gave me the pizza and said “careful the box is really hot” and i was like oh wow it is that’s weird this is way hotter than usual
i pay for the pizza and open the box and take out a slice and
they forgot to take the pizza off the pan
the pan is in the box
under the pizza
they fucking
left the pan
under the pizza
and now we have the pan
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Okay guys, I'm getting off tumb--
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