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Came in to work today and one of the foremen greeted me with 'theres our celebrity!' Which is how I found out that everyone saw the news interview I did at our local pride.

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Self portrait redraw

(HE/HIM) 🐇🏳️‍⚧️

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One struggle 🫡

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I need people to give up the lie that everything will be okay for immigrants if they just enter legally. immigrants can literally do everything "the right way" and racists will just fuck them over anyways and lie about it. because they don't actually give a fuck about immigration law they just hate mexicans. like I need people to stop acting confused when it happens over and over again. why would they do that to someone who followed the law? well because they can

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@mitzo

OYSTER TOADFISH MY FAVORITE GUY THE OYSTER TOADFISH

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i think a lot of liberals need to confront the fact that they don’t actually believe everyone should have basic human rights. a homeless person could call me every slur under the sun and i would still want them to have housing, food, etc. the belief that everyone is entitled to basic human rights should not hinge on whether you “like” someone or not. at that point the entire ideology crumbles.

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do we fw fat puppy tgirls

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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way

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I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

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MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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*meaning: how many do you as an individual own, not your household or family collectively. But I understand it can be hard to make distinctions; but if you CAN make a distinction, please do.

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skittle tournaments (crushing skittles against each other between your fingers and eating the loser to find the strongest skittle) is brutal, deeply sexual, and corrosively toxic yuri.

to me.

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Asking because I overheard a physical therapist say that she uses this question to see if she wants a second date with a guy, and if he says more than like 4 eggs at once it's a red flag.

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i think we should extend a little more grace to people who were indoctrinated who have realized their way of thinking is wrong/harmful/problematic and are now doing the work to unlearn large portions of their belief system