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I like your work! Is it okay if I request some angst/something a little dark? If not on the little dark content part then that's totally fine, I won't force you :)

i think that won’t be a problem, just go ahead and ask :)

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alright fellas is ANYONE still alive here?? if so, feel free to drop requests i guess, also willing to try no fandoms?😰🙏🏻

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I really like your writings! can you do oikawa, nishinoya and asahi with a fem s/o who's a smoker? But she's trying to stop so they help her (she's also the vb team manager pls)

Scenario: after a game that ended with their team losing they catch her outside of the gym smoking

Take your time:) thank you!!

a/n.: LMAO WHY DID I DISAPPEAR LIKE THAT😭 bro i’m so sorry that you needed to wait so long for this wtf

characters: oikawa, nishinoya, asahi

warnings: implied nsfw jokes because i have the humor of an 7th grade boy / language / mentions of smoking ??

masterlist.

oikawa, nishinoya and asahi with an s/o who tries to quit smoking

ᴛᴏᴏʀᴜ ᴏɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ

you know that one fucker who always cries out when a smoker pops up??

yeah that’s your guy

fucking dick

no i’m joking

am i tho

oikawa is aware of you smoking when y’all get together

he doesen’t mind but he doesn’t like it either😭

💯% cheers when you tell him you want to quit

like

if you’re out with friends who smoke?

he goes

„NO, THANK YOU!! my s/o is quitting smoking😏“

„nO pReSsUrE bAbY“

really praises you when you go without it AND is immediately there when you text him in need of distraction

ifykwim— SORRY

pretty boy ain’t completely brain dead iwa.exe is progressing

so oikawa understands that it’s really hard and he’s there if you need him

the lost game ✊🏻

it was just a bit much and maybe hit on top of something bad happening anyway

and you really couldn’t bear to cheer the team up without the smoke

so you went out and lit that mf up

bad timing why that pretty boy have to come out NOW😒👎🏻

youre already ready to drop some explainings

but he just goes „stahp✋🏻“

yeah he’s really not mad 😧

oikawa tells you it’s okay and that you should be taking tiny steps

he really tries to cheer you up🥹

then you ask him how he’s doing bc of the game and mf starts crying LMAO BYE

ᴀᴢᴜᴍᴀɴᴇ ᴀꜱᴀʜɪ

will invest in those things that promise to make quitting easier istg

even though they’re probably so bad😭

BUT HE'S TRYING

also probably will ask some friends who already quit for tips and immediately tells u

baby always tells you that you're doing good but will ask you if you wanna go out and do something‼️

after the entire game went down, he decides to go take a breath before getting dressed and stuff

he turns his head and sees you right when you light the cigarette

ngl hes kind of sad because you got so far, BUT asahi is so understanding!!

he’ll come over to you and maybe rub your shoulder

„we're just going to start over, you got this babe.“

JESUS CHRIST

conclusion: best one in comfort out of these three🦗🦗

ʏᴜᴜ ɴɪꜱʜɪɴᴏʏᴀ

I actually see him as someone who AT LEAST TWICE smoked to seem cool

am i getting canceled now

ngl i think he’d forget you do/did smoke and are quitting rn and be like „oh RIGHT—" 😭

and when he can’t find you after they lost the game, he remembers again that you’re currently quitting and probably upset

so he’s not really surprised to see ya outside🧍🏻‍♀️

noya won’t judge you tho dw babes🙅🏻‍♀️🙅🏻‍♀️

he'll ask you if you feel like finishing that cig and just wait for you

HES OPTIMISTIC AS FUCK THOUGH

you be going on about how you’re frustrated with yourself and how you got weak again while he screams at you because YOU GONNA GET BACK ON TRACK!! 😤

like he’s really there and believes in you

bbys got you🫶🏻

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THIS IS SO ADORABLE???😭

“i was wondering if i could have your instagram?”

your heart hammered against your chest as the anticipation weighed down on your shoulders as you stood in front of the confused boy in front of you.

“ah… i’ll have to get back to you on that.” iwaizumi replied quietly as your stomach dropped.

“oh… okay then thanks anyway!” you forced a friendly tone out to mask the utter humiliation and upset that had washed over your mood entirely upon the few words the dark haired boy offered.

the rest of the class was a blur to you. you spent majority of the time staring blankly ahead of you to face the backs of forgettable classmates heads. the only classmate that mattered to you in this particular class had rejected you just before the teacher walked in so from this moment on you had no motivation to pay attention or look forward this class.

the end bell rang and you mindlessly threw your belongings into your bag before dragging yourself through the halls to your locker to collect the rest of your belongings and head home. you didn’t even bother to wait for your friends, no. they could wait until you were in the comfort of your own home to hear you scream over the phone how embarrassed you were as a result of the rejection over something as casual as asking to be instagram buddies.

‘what sort of loser gets rejected for that?’ you almost had to laugh it was so stupid. ‘whatever.’ you thought as your feet carried you to the front gates of the school. you’d have to apologise to your friends in advance before blowing up the groupchat with your over dramatic tendencies but a little tlc from your friends was needed at this vital milestone of your life; your first ever rejection.

upon the endless string of thoughts running through your mind as you walked, you failed to pick up on the voice that had been calling after you repeatedly from behind you. you tended up at the feeling of someone gently tugging on your sleeve out of nowhere but that surprise was nothing compared to the surprised you felt upon seeing the culprits gaze.

“iwaizumi?” you asked as your classmate caught his breath. “you on a mission or something?” he huffed a little as you frowned. “yes. a mission to get home, so see ya!” you replied quickly as your pace in walk picked up again.

before you could march off, a hand tugging on the strap of your bag stopped you before you could flee the scene which happened to include the last face on earth you wanted to see right now. “before you run off again,” he started before pulling his phone out his pocket. “my instagram. you said you wanted it?”

you looked at the device in his hands with confusion. zero followers, zero posts, zero following and a cute yet handsome photo of iwaizumi in place of the profile picture icon. “i didn’t have one earlier when you asked, so i made one during that class so you could add me.” he rubbed the back of his neck and looked away from you as you fought the urge to pounce on him and bite him.

‘he’s so fucking cute.’

you tapped your own handle into his phone and followed yourself before grabbing your own phone to immediately follow him back. a weird sense of pride came over you seeing his follower and following go up by one and that one being you.

“you didn’t have to do that.” you insisted as you handed his phone back to him. “nah, i should’ve made one ages ago but i just never got around to it.” he admitted, the heat on his face finally calming down. “but now you can message me if you ever need anything… or if you just wanted to you know, talk?“ he muttered as the urge to bite the shit out of this man piqued once more.

“i’ll definitely message you if i need anything or if i want to talk but you can do the same too!” you hummed as you slipped your phone back into your pocket.

“i’ll keep that in mind.” he smiled before turning around to walk away. “please do.” you shot back before turning to make your own way home. offering a quick exchange in waves you marched home ready to text your groupchat about what had just happened until you felt your phone vibrate.

‘@iwa.hajime has sent you a message: see you tomorrow :)’

on second thought. maybe your group chat could wait.

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guys guys guys i found out about how these keep reading thingys work

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guys, sorry for being inactive 🫤 i have a tons of half finished drafts but i don’t have any motivation to finish them 💀

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50 WORDS TO USE INSTEAD OF “SAID”

Do you ever find yourself over-using the word “said” in your writing? Try using these words/phrases instead:

stated

commented

declared

spoke

responded

voiced

noted

uttered

iterated

explained

remarked

acknowledged

mentioned

announced

shouted

expressed

articulated

exclaimed

proclaimed

whispered

babbled

observed

deadpanned

joked

hinted

informed

coaxed

offered

cried

affirmed

vocalized

laughed

ordered

suggested

admitted

verbalized

indicated

confirmed

apologized

muttered

proposed

chatted

lied

rambled

talked

pointed out

blurted out

chimed in

brought up

wondered aloud

(NOTE: Keep in mind that all of these words have slightly different meanings and are associated with different emotions/scenarios.)

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2 years of this pandemic without getting the virus ONCE. I get covid one day before my graduation and my therapist has the AUDACITY to tell me there’s nothing wrong with me

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the way i could write NOVELS on videos i see on tiktok about the disco pang pang is unreal 😭

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Reblog if you’re bisexual, support bisexual people or are actually a bunch of tiny velociraptors in a human suit

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“my characters deserve a break” I say as I make things even worse for them

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When Angie and Will came to the bedroom holding flutes with sparkling water 🥂 to celebrate Lexi finally leaving the Villa was 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ my favorite scene in this season so far

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Hey besties, just wanted to let you know, that I also take requests for obey me🥱

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Obey Me! Brothers react to you behaving like an older, caring but short tempered sibling

a/n: i have no idea how thisll do because for some reason i only post haikyuu content on here🧑‍🦯 || i had to rewrite this entire thing because tumblr just decided to crash outta nowhere😐

Characters: Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

masterlist.

Lucifer

he was pretty much the first one to notice how you treated him he brothers and also like, but he didn’t say anything

you weren’t harming or anything, so lucifer’s fine with it

UNTIL you notice how much he overworks himself sometimes

that’s when he’s getting bothered😭

you can’t really tell a demon to go to fucking sleep you tried, it didn’t work🙄

so you’ve come to the decision that it’d be best if you’d stick around in his room until he goes to sleep

why this would change anything you may ask?😟

because you’re annoying the living shit outta him as you should

putting this aside, y’all also often get bothered by the other ones behavior

cuz oldest sibling stuff, the usual shit

BUT as soon as you guys get over these „differences“, you become the most horrific duo in hell

GET IT SIS

that also goes for lucifer’s brothers

when someone messes something up, they’ll feel the DOUBLE pack of sibling wrath

that does not mean that y’all wouldn’t have the others back when they need you

Mammon

swears you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom

all because one time, mammon really wanted something but didn’t have enough money anymore

so youre like:“how much is it?“

and him, not expecting you to actually get that for him, just answering casually

till you wipe out your money and give it to him💀

„wait, are you serious???“

„yeah“

you ain’t even looking at him🥲

as you may have expected, he’ll use that more often now😒

remember how he swore that you’re the best thing that has ever happened to the devildom??

takes everything back as soon as he sees ya angry

Never stopped breathing so fast after hearing „god fucking dang it, Mammon!!“ shout through the entire house

And he can’t lie to you 🥱

Sometimes, the teasing and blaming by his siblings gets the best of him

You SENSE it immediately when something shifts in mammon so you’re quick to make the others stop by either threatening to embarrass them or really just yell the SHIT out of them

It works 😍🤞🏻

And you comfort him too😠

Leviathan

Do i even need to start

Homeboy BARRICADES himself in his room sometimes

🥱🚪 <- you at his door on your nightly round, throwing water and food into his room

Reminding him to stay fucking hydrated, eat his fucking food you protected with your life to not let beelzebub get it

AND OPEN THE FUCKING WINDOW??

He thinks you’re a good listener

And you show interest in his hobbys even though you maybe don’t understand a word

He really appreciates you for violently taking care of him🥰

Still respects you☝🏻

Fucking joking, Levi is terrified of you when you loose your shit

Lovely☺️

Satan

Underestimates you SO HARD BRO

Like mammons like „and then, they yelled at me…“, and he’s like:“Y/n is a human. You can snap their neck, why are you terrified?“

Yeah bitch you tHOUGhT🖕🏻

Views you completely different after you made a demon feel bad by yelling💀

„yeah its basically— did you just grump at me? What are you, a fucking dog??“

„Y/n, that is a demon.“

„so??? no one gonna raise their voice at me.“

Mama ain’t raised no bitch

Thats how he respected you

Listen.

Satan starts loving you after you get him a cat😭

He goes 🥺

„Really????“

You’re also honest with him when you think he’s either in the wrong or right with Lucifer

Will rather listen to you JUST TO PISS LUCIFER OFF LMAOOOO

Asmodeus

HES AMAZING FR

He sees you having a stressed skin and assumes its because you’ve been kept awake day n night because of his brothers

And says you’re very welcome for a skincare night😩😭

I LITERALLY CAN NOT

talking bout love interests all the WAAAAAY

Like you guys are besties, exchanging tea, gossiping n all😭

Will hide behind you when Lucifer gets angry at him because he knows you snap back💀

When something happens, his eyes go immediately to you checking if you jus saw that too HAHAHAHAH

I LOVE ASMO HEY

Will threaten anyone, even in the human world, who’s in question to date you if they break your heart😚

Beelzebub

🥺…

HES SO ADORABLE JEPCJKNWEJNFPIWEJNCF

Beel tries his best to avoid making you angry

And when you’re on your fifth way to the kitchen at 2 AM to get lucifer his fifth glass of milk to fall asleep

You see him sitting there like ☹️

„Hey Beel, what’s wrong?“

„Im hungry.“

You look around a bit confused, then get an idea

„I can bake you a cake if you go back to sleep then?“

„REALLY😲“

So there you go

Screw Lucifer’s glass, he asleep now anyway😠

Some low demon was mean to him?

You’re bout to go feral

One of his brothers picked on him eating

The house is on fire

everything for this men🙄✌🏻

Belphegor

….😄🔪

THE FUCKING BRAT

ITS ALWAYS THE YOUNGEST SIBLING

Belphie LOVES making you angry

Belphie HATES you treating him like a fucking child and all of his words are cries😭

Like he’s trying to provocate you and you look deadass at him and go

„You’re done?😐“

You both try to not smack each other for beels sake <3

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I AM IN FUCKING TEARS

i was done with TWO CHARACTERS and tumblr just crashed😭😭😭

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kageyama and the miya twins react to you getting your first period but they’re your brothers

a/n: i cannot believe that i actually managed to post two times a month.

characters: osamu miya & atsumu miya (feat. kita shinsuke), Tobio Kageyama and Miwa Kageyama

warnings:mentions of menstruation 😭 masterlist.

Osamu & Atsumu Miya

LOOK LISTEN.

y’all’s momma had a talk w all of you about this

but the twins can physically not believe that your uterus sheds once a month

like they think it’s not true

im not joking

unfortunately, your parents are out when shit goes down

you’re suddenly uncomfortable, you’re moody and stuff

and they’re like

„what’s with the attitude, y/n🙄“😀🔪

but they realize that somethings up when they see a big big red stain on your pants

osamu and atsumu just whisper between each other, not knowing what to do😭

„aren’t those her favorite jeans.“-„she looks like she got stabbed in the butt!“

„Y/n“

„What do you want, samu?😐“

„You maybe want to… change your pants?“

„what? WHAT“

💐Destruction💐

im joking💃🏻

you lock yourself in your room, struggling to reach your mom😭

meanwhile, your unqualified brothers are running around, EVEN OSAMU IS PANICKING

they end up calling kita.

KIT—-

Kita arrives with his big sister and she’s a 👸

she manages to get you out of your room and commands the boys around😭

you end up with soup, fresh clothing and respect from the twins on the sofa

Tobio Kageyama

don’t worry✋🏻

miwa's got ya🫡

still doesent change the fact that BOTH OF YOU panicked when it happened first

you’ve been trying out outfits and you suddenly see a red spot on your jeans when you’re checking yourself out in the mirror

you’re panicking and you go „oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my—"

tobio enters because he heard ya stomping around your room

„y/n, what—"

„I DONT KNOW!😖"

„MIWA!🫣“

she’s the best to give you physical and mental support

you’re a sobbing mess?

it’s okay babe, here are some tissues and your favorite snack

you’re about to burn the house down because somethings not going the right way?

don’t worry sweetie, just slap tobio across the face it’s okay

„excuse me wha—"

stfu tobio, this ain’t about you🙄

tobio will NEVER pick on you even though he doesen’t know what to do🤞🏻