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Bruce Wayne as a dad, but he doesn't try to reprimand his kids, he just acts like everything is his 13th reason:

"Jason, if you throw that guy off the cliff, i am also jumping off after him."

"Dick, if you don't get down from there, I will stand under the chandelier when it falls down."

"Damian, if you cut that head off, i will walk into your sword."

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someone flirts with james at a bar

regulus: you smiled back

james: it’s called being polite…

regulus: it’s called being single, apparently

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i want to go on nature walks and take pretty pictures of him </3

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Evan is so affectionate. He's always kissing Barty on the cheek, nose, forehead, really anywhere he can reach.

Barty...... Barty just bites him. But it's with love, you know?

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Sirius writes dumb love notes in the margins of Remus’s textbooks. Stuff like “I’d let you ruin me with your grammar corrections.” Remus finds them during class and turns beet red every time.

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LACHRYMA

🦇

The V in Papa V Perpetua stands for vampire 🧛🏻

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Remus: Caffeine no longer gives me the rush I need to finish work, so instead, I have Sirius periodically message me "we need to talk" to give me the right amount of fear and adrenaline to keep me going.

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regulus “I will smother you in your sleep” black and James “I think he just offered to sit on my face” potter

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He makes me crash out, respectfully,,

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Regulus ‘doesn’t know how to cope with his feelings’ Black, how dear you are to me🫂

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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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train - @rosekillermicrofic - background jegulus - words: 349

“Jamie?”

Instantly, James, who was laying on the end of Regulus’s bed, looked up and over to Regulus. “Yeah, baby?”

“Will you go down to lunch and see if they have any treacle tart left? I’m hungry,” Regulus asked, pouting just slightly.

It was as if the Gryffindor couldn’t move quick enough. “Of course! Be right back, love!” With a quick kiss to Regulus’s lips, he was gone.

Barty, on his own bed, snorted. “Wow. You have him well-trained.”

Dorcas, who was on the floor, sat up. “Trained?” she repeated, grimacing.

“‘Course. You gotta train whoever you’re with, Cas. Make sure you get what you need,” Barty replied, smirking.

It was only then that Evan, who was on his own bed, looked up. “Yeah, Barty?” he asked quizzically.

The way he asked made Barty’s heartbeat kickstart into double-time. “Yes,” he told his boyfriend, trying to keep a poker face. 

Silently, Evan closed his book and stood, walking so slowly towards Barty that the tension built to an unbearable amount. He only stopped when he was right by Barty’s bedside, towering over him, eyes boring into Barty’s very soul. Suddenly, Barty forgot how to think. How to breathe.

“What have you trained me to do, Barty?” Evan asked softly, leaning forward, head tilting slightly to the side.

“I…” Words? What were they?  Still, nobody in the room spoke or moved. Barty’s mouth was dry. And when had it gotten so hot?

Abruptly, Evan pulled back, turning and breaking eye contact. Then, he walked to his spot on the bed, he reclined again, before looking around. “Oh. I left my book near you. Barty, can you bring it here?” he asked innocently.

Bring Evan the book. That was his only job in life. Springing to his feet, Barty nearly tripped on his own sock in his eagerness to hand the novel over, before stepping back nervously. Merlin, Evan was perfect.

The laughter reminded him that Dorcas and Regulus were there. “Oh, somebody’s well-trained,” Dorcas chuckled, wiping tears of mirth from her eyes. “But I don’t think it’s the person you thought.”

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jegulus streamer au

James has "I ❤️ regulus black" merch

regulus has "I HATE James potter" merch

they're married

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Soap: wait wait- You have a degree in GEOLOGY?? You fucking went to university so you could tell rocks apart by licking them??

Gaz: Oh fuck you! You went to fucking university for chemistry!

Soap: Chemistry is FUCKING USEFUL

Gaz: YOU BITCH-

Ghost: You two went to university?

Soap: ... yes?

Gaz: Have you... not gone to university?

Ghost: ... no? I don't think I even finished secondary school. I can't remember if I went through with dropping out

Soap:

Gaz: Oh...

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@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)

original post here

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Regulus: Is having a penis fun?

Barty: It has its ups and downs.

Evan: Sometimes it’s a little hard.

Pandora: It’s a pain in the ass.

Dorcas: Oh, Jesus, fuck, guys, come on.

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Regulus: Put some sunscreen on.

Sirius: I don’t need sunscreen, I’m an auror.

Regulus: You think you’re stronger than the sun?

Sirius:

Regulus: The fucking SUN?