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LMAO when ur bf can't fly

the low quality is killing me

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James: You’re as pale as a ghost, the light bounces off your skin…I know what you are.

Regulus: Say it. SAY IT.

James, whispering: Iron deficient

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Okay but who says Lily can't have two boyfriends who are also boyfriends? Who says they can't all kiss?

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just bruce being oblivious to his children's relationship:

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Dick, cuddling with Wally on the couch in the family's den, whispering 'I love yous':

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Jason, bringing Roy home one day for a family dinner, hands never leaving each other the entire time:

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Tim, wearing Kon's jacket, the half-Kryptonian following him everywhere he go like a lost puppy:

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Cass, straddling Steph's lap and kissing her face:

Bruce: They are such good friends.

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Damian (18), literally getting caught making out with Jon in his room:

Bruce: They... hmmm. Are such good friends.

Duke, behind him: For fuck's sake, Bruce.

Alfred, probably, somewhere in the Manor: World's Greatest Detective my ass.

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Brucie Wayne comes out with his own cosmetic line.

When asked about it during an interview he responds, “Why let the girls have all the fun?” before winking at the camera, kissing some reporter on the cheek, and disappearing while the camera pans to the bright red lipstick mark.

His kids do the bulk of the promoting, sending out packages to people on youtube and tiktok and instagram. Tim has them all try out a few looks on their social medias. There are a few “collabs” that Bruce is grateful he doesn’t have to appear in.

The fan favorite of the promos is a youtube video called My Siblings Do My Makeup, which is just Tim subjecting himself to the chaos. Steph and Dick’s looks are as always, unfairly good. Jason goes for a drag look and Tim is happy to complete the makeover when Steph lends him an appropriate dress. Cass and Duke do well but they go for straightforward and not overly complicated. The video ends with Damian’s look, everyone sitting stunned. He hadn’t gone for the obvious troll they’d been expecting. In fact, Tim thought it might be his favorite look of the video. When pressed, all Damian would say on the subject is, “I have seen my Mother prepare for far more dignified outings than the galas you subject me to.”

It’s an absolute hit. Especially in Gotham, where people have frequent encounters with rogues that love leaving their victims with “reminders” that aren’t easy concealed. There are reddit pages dedicated to people suggesting the brand for covering up scars and other noticeable markings.

There is even a video, shaky and badly lit, of Nightwing shouting at Two Face during a rooftop pursuit asking if he’s tried out the sample he sent him. The video ends abruptly with some shouted curses punctuated with gunfire. The following morning, from a burner twitter account, was a single image of someone in a red helmet holding Harvey Dent for the camera, both sides of his face looking like he did just before the accident, although far angrier.

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Tim walks into Bruce’s study where he’s ’working’ but in actuality just texting Clark, who was canceling on a date they had planned

Tim: *holding out his hand* Give me fifty bucks

Bruce: *takes out his wallet and hands 50 bucks to him* Wait, why?

Tim: *pocketing the money* You haven’t wished me happy Pride month yet

Bruce: *holding out his hand* You haven’t wished me happy Pride Month either. I’ve been out longer than you’ve been alive

Tim: *whispers* Fuck *hands him back the 50* Can’t believe I forgot you were bi too

Bruce: *hums and puts his money back in his wallet before glancing down at his phone with an evil grin* … Y’know, Clark would probably feel guilty enough to give you money

Tim: *evil grin that’s the exact same as Bruce’s* Interesting… *leaves*

Bruce: *sighs with a small smile* I gave birth to that boy… he’s just like me

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Jegulus’ honeymoon phase was so bad that on the rare occasion that James broke away from kissing Regulus (in favor of actually speaking to someone) Regulus just kissed James’ neck until his conversation was finished

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genderfluid tim drake is eating my brain

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cass, noticing tim wearing a she/they pronoun pin: girl day?

tim, shrugged: girl-ish day

cass, nodding: down for girls night though?

tim: always

cass: ill call steph and tell her your coming then

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interviewer: so tim, with your recent more feminine looks at gala's you've got people wondering, are you a girl now?

tim: im whatever makes everyone who finds me hot gay

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jason: ladies first

tim: im a boy

jason: im never holding a door open for you again

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kon: so if you're like a boy, girl, and neither... does that mean your my boygirlpartnerfriend?

tim: what the hell, sure

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Battle makeouts 💋

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Superbat commission

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poledancing pixel pixies! 🧚💫

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Nope baby no more bed rotting we are going outside today. Yeahhhh you heard me. Now let’s get dressed. We don’t need to make big activities. We can just go lay in the grass if you want, grass rotting. Let’s take the time to enjoy the sun , breathe the fresh air and feel the breeze caressing your cheeks

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Harrowhark stuff I did a while back

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Focused

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I really want something that explores Dean understanding how huge it is that Castiel, an ANGEL, just... lets Dean do silly/goofy things with him and how Dean sees him as a 'nerdy little guy' when he's very much not?

You are playing cowboy dress up, watching 80's movies, and having a homoerotic 'friendship' with an atomic bomb essentially. There is so much of a power difference there and Castiel gives Dean ALL of the power. Like, imagine a fic where it starts off small with Dean bumping into Cas from behind and it's like he hit steel. Cas feels it, but didn't budge at all and apologizes for not moving. But Dean is just... confused because why did it feel that way? He's moved Cas out of the way with a simple touch to the shoulder and come to find out, it's because Cas lets Dean move him.

idk, it's just so intimate to me how Cas willingly relinquishes his power when it comes to Dean. he'll let the human move him, dress him up, call him a dork, etc. And he's happy to do it.

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are you loud in bed?

you could say that

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We stan