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bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america
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In the 2000s you sat a kid in front of a Neopets pet page and they’d learn the fundamentals of html within the hour
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had a shower to relax and just argued with myself in my head the whole time 😊💕
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i cant stop saying "grisp it"
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let me put this in terms you can fucking understand. our toddler, Falco Mewtwo Martinez, “wavedashed” straight into a “stage hazard” because you weren’t fucking watching him.
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this is so fucking funny wait
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this is what it feels like to open your notifications after you posted what u thought would be a banger but youve only gotten 1 like
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kids these days are spending too much time modifying their reproductive organs into intriguing shapes and giving them bright colors and other pollinator-attracting qualities. back in my day we simply put many spores into a wind or water current and were happy if they made it a quarter mile..... didnt bother with any of that stuff. i remember when we would all take root in a wet patch and throw our spores around, but have you been to a wet patch recently? its disgusting, is what it is
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