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Tumblr, I propose a battle of wits!
I have put Iocaine powder in one of these two goblets. You choose, then we both drink.
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And here you can see where we decided to put little pepperonis all over the plane so it would taste better

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore
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"Who Said That Football Isn't a Women's Game?" by Nikolai Yesalov (1954)
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apparently some Peter Thiel aligned reactionaries are hosting an art gallery "inspired by Italian Futurism" and while that's already eyebrow raising due to Italian Futurism's fascist roots, the art is just. look

absolute dogshit lmao
its all horrendous, go make fun of them
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me: Cigarettes are provably bad for you. I don't think anyone should be giving cigarette companies more money, and I certainly don't think cigarettes should be marketed either to children, or at Pride
some brains genious politics understander: I know people who work at cigarette companies and they're lovely! They're not pro-cancer at all! How dare you attack those employees, that's not very inclusive of you!
this is a metaphor
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Are you familiar with Jaques-Toussaint Benoît's Pasilalinic-Sympathetic Compass?

holy shit
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Chuck E Cheese got me pregnant and gave me this as "child support". I don't know what I'm going to do.

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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.
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trick me once shame on you. shame on you. shame on you shame on you i hate you. i ltierally trusted you.
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follow me on bluesky
https://bsky.app/profile/iconophasm.bsky.social
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On this day in 1944, Leila Khaled, Palestinian revolutionary, was born in Haifa.
If you have time today, you should read her autobiography from 1973: My People Shall Live. Here’s a free PDF.
Via @ayaghanameh
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