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remastered version of the Hogwarts uniform released last year.

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I'm fully attempting to write a story, like have a story sketch, descriptions of characters, interactions I want to have in it and even the start of it.

Will it be good, probably not.

Will I have fun writing, forcing my fiancé to read it and drawing lil doodles of the characters, yes.

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So I know this is often played for comedy but

Tranquilliser darts??

😳😳😳

Idk man but theres the initial pain of getting hit, the confusion or panic, the slow stumbling collapse to the ground.

Then your antagonist waltzes on over all smug and scoops them up like a sack of potatoes. Yeah❤️

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Writing Prompt 580

(Villain) looked out at the carnage below, eyes wide as the terror slowly started to sink it's claws into them.

"What did you do, (Hero)?" They muttered.

The world would never be the same.

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situational, angst, fluff & smut prompts

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SITUATIONAL

character a takes a bullet for character b.

character a wakes up with no memory of character b, who has to take care of them

character a is trapped in a time loop that resets with b’s death

character a believes that b hates them until b sacrifices themself to save a

character a is tortured while b is forced to watch

character a has to torture b in order to save their life

character a gets a glimpse into b’s mind and sees their deepest secrets

character a dies and b does whatever it takes to bring them back

character a and b are trapped together. a realizes that they’re mortally wounded but hides it from b to not scare them.

character a tricks b into going ahead and then locks them out so that b will be safe.

the final goodbye after they’ve just accepted their life together.

holding them as they bleed out.

a prank war.

a stray eyelash on someone’s cheek

waking up in the middle of the night, having lazy and fluffy sex, then falling asleep in each other’s arms.

enemies to lovers where you’ve both lost everything and all you have left is each other.

character a gets injured and character b gets called to the hospital

kissing under a waterfall

getting into colleges that are halfway across the country from each other

character a finds out they’re pregnant but doesn’t know how to break the news to character b

character a cheats on character b with the person they told them not to worry about

character a has a nightmare and b calms them down

new years kiss just as the clock hits midnight

character a is scared of thunder and character b loves storms

character a is very sick and character b takes care of them

character a leaves during a really bad fight and character b goes after them to make it right

ANGST

“you mean too much to me.”

“this isn’t goodbye.”

“don’t cry.”

“please don’t do this.”

“i can’t do this on my own.”

“woah, why are you crying?”

“nothing is wrong with you.”

“tell me what’s wrong.”

“you need to breathe, okay?”

“don’t lie to me.”

“who hurt you?”

“don’t be scared, i’m right here.”

“don’t be afraid.”

“i’m not afraid of you anymore.”

“you son of a bitch.” - “nice to see you too.”

“it’s over. we lost.”

“don’t you dare say it.”

“i hate you.” - “it won’t last forever.”

“you promised me.” - “promises are made to be broken.”

“that was always the plan, wasn’t it?”

“am i dead?” - “i’m afraid so.”

“i love you.” - “i wish you didn’t.”

“don’t do this, don’t go.” - “i don’t have a choice.”

“why won’t you kill me?” - “you don’t deserve to die.”

“is that blood?” - “it’s not my blood.”

“i’m not leaving.”

“i won’t let anything bad happen to you.”

“you’re quieter than usual.”

“calm down.” - “calm down?! you died.”

“i’m just trying to look out for you.”

“no one’s perfect.”

“what’s on your mind?”

“i’m in trouble.”

“you’re in danger.”

“you tricked me.”

“hey, talk to me, what’s going on?”

“am i safe here?” - “i’d never let anything hurt you.”

“i trusted you.” - “and that’s on you.”

“don’t leave yet.”

“let me see your scars.”

“here’s your medication.”

“i can tell you’re lying.”

“it’s okay to cry.”

“just get the fuck out!”

“are you okay?”

“you need to come with me.”

“do you hate me?”

“i’m really worried about you.”

“you look like hell.” - “feel like it, too.”

“it doesn’t matter anymore.”

“you’re a terrible liar.”

“i said i’m fine!”

“i can’t be alone right now.”

“i need help.”

“i’m not okay.”

“i made a mistake, alright?!”

“hold still, i don’t wanna hurt you.”

“we need to talk.”

“i can’t live without them.” - “you have to.”

“is that-” - “you don’t wanna see them like that.”

“when was the last time you even slept?”

FLUFF

“stay with me tonight.”

“i’ll keep you warm.”

“i’ve got you.”

“i can’t sleep, can i sleep here?”

“we’ll figure this out.”

“here, let me help you.”

“kiss me.”

“i care about you.”

“you make me feel safe.”

“you make me happy.”

“come cuddle.”

“we’re quite literally fugitives of the state.” - “so no pizza?”

“you’re insane.” - “people keep telling me that.”

“butthead.” - “what, are you twelve?”

“you’re pretty.” - “you’re drunk.”

“what we got, it’s the stuff of fairytales.”

“it’s just you and me.”

“i told you i’d come home to you.”

“i’ll keep you safe.”

“i’ll spend a thousand lifetimes coming back to you.”

“it’s always been you.”

“i’ll always be there for you.”

“you’re an idiot.” - “i’m your idiot.”

“i love you.”

“you’re the first person i think about when i wake up.”

“you smell so nice.”

“let’s move in together.”

“i wanna know everything about you.”

“i remember when we first met.”

“i have a surprise for you.”

“i would do anything for you.”

“i’ll help.”

“i’d go anywhere with you.”

“carry me.”

“you’re cold, take my jacket.”

“i promise.” - “pinky swear?” - “pinky swear.”

“you’re so golden.”

“could you say that again?” - “were you not listening?” - “no, i was, i just like hearing your voice.”

“i didn’t think it was possible to love someone this much.”

“you are my family.”

“i’m right here.”

“can you just please hold me?”

“they’re my soulmate, i know it.”

“this place is creepy.”

“please never stop smiling.”

SMUT

“you have no idea how much i want you right now.”

“fuck you.” - “when?”

“i’ll be there in a few minutes.”

“i’m yours.”

“i bought this for you. it’s your favorite color.”

“your skin is so soft.”

“no one’s ever made me feel like this.”

“i missed you. a lot.”

“what happened last night?”

“you’re fun to touch.”

“don’t stop.”

“don’t tempt me.”

“what did you just say?”

“you’re gonna regret that.”

“try to stay quiet for me, can you do that?”

“spread your legs, i wanna see how turned on i made you.”

“more, please.”

“you want to do this right now? even though we could get caught?”

“your nipples are so sensitive today.”

“you look so beautiful tied up in my bed.”

“say my name.” “louder.”

“no, i’m supposed to be making you feel good.”

“fuck, that’s it.”

“i’m not wearing any panties.”

“i’m gonna kiss every inch of your skin and then i’m gonna fuck you until you cry.”

“bite me.” - “thought you’d never ask.”

“spank me, then.”

“you always turn me on when you do shit like that.”

“you’re so beautiful.” - “shut up and fuck me.”

“i hate you.” - “really? cause your body says otherwise.”

“you cocky bastard.” - “what’s that? you want my cock?”

“been there, done that. wouldn’t recommend.”

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Villain redemption arc prompts

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1. Realizing how dumb the protagonists are and becoming the mom friend

2. "I wasn't that bad." // "Yes, you were."

3. Deciding to change after the death of a loved one

4. Joining the good side and finally reuniting with a loved one

5. Waiting at the corner during the protagonists' gatherings, because they don't feel like they deserve to be accepted so easily.

6. Before joining the team, they let the protagonists attack them without them fighting back, because they know they deserve it.

7. "You don't have to forgive me-" // "Are you stupid? We forgive you. Welcome to the family."

8. Them sacrificing themselves for the very protagonist they were trying to kill before their redemption arc.

9. Not being used to kindness and affection - blushing profusely whenever anyone gives them a compliment or a pat on the head

10. Not knowing how socializing or friends work and ends up being that one socially awkward mf in the friend group (yes this is a big callout to Zuko)

11. Crying themselves to sleep because they keep on getting flashbacks of the horrible things they once did

12. Getting adopted as the precious smol bean of the group even though they once tried to kill the protagonists

13. Becoming the weird uncle/aunt that everyone secretly loves

14. Still having nightmares about their trauma or their past mistakes

15. Everyone in the group being lowkey in love with them because they used to be the hot villain

16. Playfully being blackmailed by the protagonists because of their bad decisions in the past

17. "There is NO WAY I'm wearing this lame outfit-" // "Wear it right now or I'll tell everyone how you tried to set me on fire."

18. Seeing the protagonists' full potential while fighting the other villains and going, "Bless the Lord I decided to switch sides on time."

19. Being rivals with one of the protagonists

20. Ohohohohoho rivals to lovers? Jkjk- unless...-? 👀

21. The heroes not trusting the villain until realizing that they've truly changed

22. Alternately, the villain refusing to trust anyone until the heroes teach them what it means to have and trust a family.

23. Always hiding behind the back of that one protagonist they're close to during meetings, because are they even supposed to be here? What if they get evicted?

24. Being tempted to go back to the evil side but realizing how much the protagonists mean to them

25. Convincing their old friends on the evil side to also switch sides, which may or may not end well

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Angst Prompts

“We don’t have to pretend anymore.” “Yes. Yes, we do.”

“I should’ve been there for you.” “But you weren’t.”

“Do you still love me?” “I don’t know anymore.”

“I don’t want this to be the last time.”

“I don’t want to see you hurt.” “But you hurt me.”

“Please don’t let me lose you.” “You never had me in the first place.”

“I won’t forget you, but I can’t forgive you.”

“You’ve changed.” “We’re supposed to.”

“I’m only human”

"Who have you become? I don't know you anymore."

"You promised to wait for me. But you left me behind. Again.”

"I don't want us to be strangers again."

“There’s nothing wrong with falling in love.”

“Why can’t you just let this go.”

“I think we’d be better off alone.”

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Enemies to lovers prompts!

Ew, don't smile at me, I might like you .

Ha! Jealous? Why would I be jealous of that idiot going out with someone else? Just looking at them makes me want to puke!

Nobody gets to be an asshole to B except me. You got that ?

The only kiss you're gonna get is a kiss from my fist!

Date A?! Ha!, I'd rather drown in acid than end up with that pain in the ass!

Wow, you finally said something sensible.

For once, though it pains me to say this... - I agree with B.

My eyes are up here , sweetheart.

Shut up and kiss me.

Do you hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.

Just so you know, I still hate you. This doesn't change anything.

Love, if I ever slept with you, those pretty legs of yours wouldn't be able to stand.

Oh please. You and I both know that I am your type.

I can't decide if I want to punch you or kiss you right now.

Are you blushing? Gross.

Shut up! Just...shut up!!

I love you. You enormously stubborn pain in the ass.

You're nothing! Do you hear me? You mean nothing to me.

Tell me one good reason why I should trust you.

Say it one more time. I dare you.

Do I look like someone who seems interested in a thing like you?

Are you happy now huh? Are you happy you've finally got your revenge?!

You finally ruined me. I hope you're happy now.

Just as I was starting to see you in a different light, you open that filthy mouth of yours.

You ruined everything! And you destroyed my heart along with it!

Look me in the eyes. Look me in the eyes and tell me you never loved me. Tell me I never meant anything to you. Go on. Break my heart again. Tell me this was all a lie.

Go on. Leave. Like everyone else.

Did you ever feel sorry for what you did to them? To me?

I've lost count of how many times I've fantasied about you.

I bet you would look even better without your clothes on.

You promised me. You promised you wouldn't kill them... - Then why?! Why did you kill them?!

Betray me again and I will kill you.

Did I stutter? Take it off.

Beg me first.

You know you're a pain in the neck, but... You're alright.

...why did you defend me?

Aww, that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. " It wasn't a compliment! "

So it was all a lie?! Even your so-called feelings for me?! Were you ever sincere to me at all?!

Unfortunately, I don't have enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.

Why do I still like you, knowing you tried to kill me?

Remind me to kill you. Please.

I can't help it, you're fun to mess with.

Don't touch me! I don't need your sympathy!

I'm afraid I am incapable of love.

Touch me...please...

I'm a fool for believing someone like you could change.

How did you get those scars? I never did those to you.

Please don't push me away. Not you too.

...did you just compliment me? Oh my God, this must be a nightmare.

You are being abused, aren't you? Do you think I haven't noticed the bruises and scars you always they to hide?!

Why do you care? I thought you hated me.

You. Are. Mine. Do you understand?

I don't think you want to know the kind of things I'm thinking about right now.

* whispers in ear* did that turn you on?

That was the saddest attempt of flirting I've ever seen.

Are you that oblivious or are you trying to turn me on?

Look me in the eyes and say it. Say that you don't love me. I dare you.

Do you think I don't catch staring at me all the time? I see the way you look at me when you think I don't notice.

Ugh,open the windows. I don't wanna get infected with all this stupidity/ sweetness.

Why don't you go ahead and try?

I hate that I don't hate you anymore.

For some reason, I'm attracted to you. And I'm disgusted with myself.

The first person to make a sound loses.

Nothing brightens up my day than seeing you suffer.

Ew, don't compliment me. I might puke out my organs. ( lunch/ dinner )/ I might cringe out all my organs. / someone might think we're friends.

I hate the way you make me feel. I hate that you make me desire things. Things... a person like me would never dream about. You give me hope and it terrifies me.

It's better this way. Whatever was going between us was never destined to last.

That kiss/ that night never happened between us.

So... What are we? Enemies with benefits? Is that even a thing?

I'm going to break your jaw if you keep talking.

The only gift I would ever want to give is piercing a knife through your heart.

Why are you being so nice to me? It's disgusting.

C-can you hold me? / C-can you hug me? I know you hate me but I just want to be held right now.

I wouldn't sleep with you even if I was paid all the money in the world!

I- I have nowhere else to go...

I... I think I'm in love with them and I'm terrified.

Don't make this harder than it already is.

Touch a hair on their head and I will. Kill. You.

I'm gonna harvest your balls ( /organs) if you ever hurt B, you hear me?!

What do I have to do for you to trust me? ! What do you want me to do for you to stop shutting me out?!

I know I don't deserve your forgiveness. But I at least want you to know that what we had was real. There was never a moment with you where I faked my feelings. I... I truly loved you.

I can't lose you. Not you too.

I thought you died! Don't you ever scare me like that again.

Don't talk to A, they're going to infect you with their venom.

Wait- are you jealous?

Ew, don't hug me! I might get infected with your filthy germs.

Me? Like you? Ha! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Fake dating? With you? Let me go home and laugh at that idea.

Just so to remind you, we're supposed to be a fake couple. I don't want you falling for me. Don't even think about falling in love with me you got that?

If you wanted to see me naked you could have just asked, you know?

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Happy! Yandere Starters

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"We can do anything you want to do today."

"I won't do anything illegal. I promise."

"I worship you."

"I'm cold. Can you warm me up?"

"Stay here in bed with me for another minute."

"You've earned yourself no chains today!"

"Sorry for the 7395 calls. I was worried about you."

"You're back!"

"What's your favorite movie?"

"Will you be my Valentine?"

"You are my everything. My moonlight, my Milky Way, my everything."

"I made this for you!"

"Hug?"

"Wanna go out?"

"Why do you have to be so gosh darn cute???"

"A kiss will satisfy me."

"I bought you something."

"The sunset isn't as beautiful as you, my love."

"What can I call you?"

"What do you want for your birthday?"

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Sad OTP Starters

“It’s alright. I’m right here.”

“Why did you choose me?” “You know very well why, [ NAME ].”

“I’m a monster.” “No, you’re not.”

“You deserve so much better than me.” “Stop lying.”

“Why are you being like this?”

“Please hold me.”

“I can’t take this anymore.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“I’m begging you, please don’t lock yourself in your room.”

“Don’t shut me out.”

“Give me one single fucking reason why I shouldn’t leave.”

“Can’t you tell (s)he’s broken?”

“You’d better put that knife down.”

“Don’t listen to them.”

“Just leave.”

“I don’t need you.”

“Get away from her/him/them before I break every bone in your body.”

“No, wait!”

“Hear me out.” “Why the fuck should I listen to you?”

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Funny OTP Starters

“Why the fuck is there a cat in my bed?”

“Might I ask why there’s Doritos everywhere?” “No.”

“I found out that your so-called composition notebook is really an Ipad and that you were using a cover to trick everyone at school. By the way, the principal wants to see you.”

“There’s a lot of hair in the toaster should I be concerned?”

“YOU WATCHED ALL THE DISNEY MOVIES WITHOUT ME?”

“YOU WATCHED HARRY POTTER WITHOUT ME?”

“Why is there a dog following you around?”

“WHERE DID YOU PUT MY COOKIES?”

“Oh my god did we actually do it?”

“I found hair in my food. Guess who’s.” “Your imaginary partner’s?”

“We’re gonna binge-watch ALL the Musicals on your birthday and you can’t stop me.” “My plane ticket says otherwise.”

“Your mother keeps on making me sweaters and dude I’m sorry I love her but these are making me ITCH.”

“This little girl/boy keeps staring at me at the restaurant we’re at while chewing food and it’s making me really uncomfortable so I’m gonna stare back.” “Wow.”

“This girl/boy keeps staring at me during classes and they’re making me feel really uncomfortable please help me.”

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Cute OTP Starters

“Okay so it’s storming and I’m really scared of storms…can we possibly cuddle?…”

“You’re my medicine.”

“I found this really cute meme and it reminded me of you.”

“I can’t help but giggle when you kiss my neck.” “You also squeak.”

“Oh my god you have such an adorable sneeze?”

“I always catch you leaving small notes on my locker/desk. Your handwriting is so pretty and your messages are so sweet.”

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I hope you don’t mind kisses and cuddles as your gift.”

“How the hell did you get sick so quickly?” “I’m sorry.” “No don’t apologize! I’m here to take care of you.”

“WAIT why is there cake batter everywhere? Are you trying to bake a cake?” “It was supposed to be your favorite…”

“I love you but PLEASE STOP WASTING YOUR MONEY ON ME…”

“I can’t help but think of you. When I do it’s always at school, during classes. It distracts me.”

“You’re always leaving sticky notes with written clues all around the house on my birthday and our anniversary which always ends up with us going to some theme park or restaurant…and I love it.”

“We were in the middle of watching a Disney movie but you fell asleep, so I paused the movie and fell asleep with you just in case you wanted to continue watching when we both woke up.”

“I know you’re a geek for a lot of movies, video games, and musicals, so I bought you a lot of merchandise!”

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“Shh, it’s alright,” the villain said. “You’re doing beautifully and I’m so proud of you. But that’s enough now. It was cruel of them to make you fight me - you could never have won. It’s not your fault.”

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Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I���m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

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@faenet event: kingdom of ash

In the early days, months, years of this, they had crafted a silent code between them.  

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this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to experience it 

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Inter-House Couples

Gryffindor/Hufflepuff: Lots of cuddling by the fire. Playful competitions. Singing theatre duets together in the shower. Chilling with messy hair and old pajamas and not caring. Netflix binges. Very fluffy. Share clothes. Lots of little butterfly kisses.

Gryffindor/Ravenclaw: Does lots of things For Science! Movie nights, especially old films. Can talk about any topic for hours on end. Hiking together. Do crosswords together. End up in the hospital wing a lot for trying to invent new spells. Very sassy.

Gryffindor/Slytherin: DAMN. Acts like the perfect couple in public to make everyone jealous, but argue about chicken nuggets when alone. Still perfect though. Matching tattoos. Concert dates. Sneak out of class to hang out in the forest. 

Slytherin/Hufflepuff: Playful FIGHT ME’s. Sending each other memes randomly throughout the day. Cry together. A lot. Fall asleep on each other on the train. Teasing. Sneaking into the kitchen in the middle of the night. Deep, 2am sleepover conversations. Lots of PDA.

Slytherin/Ravenclaw: Holy Power Couple. Matching outfits. Fancy ass dinners at fancy ass places, or Taco Bell. No middle ground. Random fact competitions. Won’t tell each other their Tumblr URLs. Dye their hair crazy colours without telling anyone. Piggy back rides!!

Ravenclaw/Hufflepuff: Reading together. Baking cookies at 2am. Super supportive 24/7. Probably vlog together. Artsy Instagram selfies. Puns. Oh god, the puns. Write poetry/songs for each other. One does the other’s hair while studying. Hand holding is a must.

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PROMPTS

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1) “technically it wasn’t on fire.” “Of course it wasn’t, you completely blew it up!

2) “I’m not as bad as the books say I am.”

“Quiet, evil one.”

“Oh, name calling. Fearsome.”

3) “You’re one insult away from starting a war.”

4) “Well, this is a nice change of scenery.”

“It’s a prison cell.”

“I was being sarcastic.”

5) “So, what’s your plan?” “My plan? My plan was to follow your plan!”

6) “You really have no idea who I am?” “You’d think the confused looks and blank stares would have answered that for you.”

7) “I am not an innocent little girl anymore.”

8) “small fire! I said a small fire! This is not small!”

9) “Shut up.”

“I didn’t say anyth-“

“You were thinking, it’s annoying.”

10) “I am a queen and this is my decision.”

11) “You are the most intoxicatingly confusing person I’ve ever met.”

12) “How long have you been standing there?” “Longer than you’d like.”

13) “You’re not as evil as people think you are.” “No, I’m much worse.”

14) “what’s the word for that infestation of creatures over there?” “Those are children. That’s a school.”

15) “Only a fool would fall in love with someone as deadly as me.”

16) “You look…” “Beautiful. I know. Can we move on?”

17) “There’s nothing I like less than feeling helpless, and I’m doing everything I can to avoid that.”

18) “It mattered to me. You mattered to me.”

19) “You’re not supposed to be here. But I don’t think that will ever stop you from doing the opposite of what you’re told.”

20) “Well i think I’ve earned the right to complain. This night has been terrible you’re the cause.”

21) “Was the showing off necessary or were you trying to catch my attention?”

22) “We argue about everything. Music, cryptids, colours. You name it. We’ve argued about it.”

23) “Aw look at them, pretending not to be head over heels.”

24) “I’m not leaving. Not until I know for certain you’ll be fine here on your own.”

25) “I was hoping you’d say you needed me, even if only for today.”

26) “That’s the thing about you. You sit beside me and offer me silent comfort when I need it.”

27) “My job is to keep you safe. Everything else? Not part of it. That was me wanting to.”

28) “What do you mean you’re engaged?”

29) “We can’t be together.”

30) “I have something I need to tell you.”

31) “Someday you’ll learn that messing with me is something you’ll regret.”

32) “Careful or I might start to think you actually care about what I do.”

33) “I can’t believe I was ever scared of you.”

34) “I’d die for you.”

35) “You’ll back off if you know what’s good for you.”

36) “Are you trying to seduce me? “Is it working?”

37) “You said you couldn’t dance?”

38) “I never said this would be simple.”

39) “I love you.”

“Ew gross.”

“We’re married!”

40) “oh god, don’t make this sentimental.” “Don’t make asking you to marry me sentimental?”

41) “Oh no, he’s hot.” “You can’t say that everytime you see your arch nemesis.”

42) “I’m with you. Always.”

43) “How much sleep are you getting?” “not enough.”

44) “I’ve seen the way you look at me when you think I don’t notice.”

45) “Have I entered an alternate universe or did you really just crack a smile for me?”

46) “You just give off the impression that you want to murder everyone you look at.”

47) “I’ve called dibs on the spare bedroom.” “You’re not even allowed to stay here!”

48) “Are you still mad at me?”

49) “Take my jacket.”

50) “I don’t need your protection!”

51) “It’s 1AM, why are you at my door?”

46) “Is that my shirt?”

47) “I’m not getting involved. This is between you two.”

48) “I need to make an entrance.”

49) “Are you proud of me?”

50) “Just give me a week.”

51) “You’re is drunk.”

52) “Fancy seeing you here.”

53) “You’re my fake fiancé, deal with it.”

54) “Pregnant?”

55) “Don’t give me attitude darling, I have one of my own.”

56) “He dared not refuse the queen.”

57) “You are one insult away from starting a war.”

58) “I want to go home.” “And I want to go to the moon. It ain’t happening. Suck it up, sweetheart.”

59) “Wheh she walked into the room, everyone gasped. She was…different.”

60) “Come on, when have my calculations ever been wrong?”

“Well…”

“Shut up, that was one time.”

61) “Why aren’t you worshipping me, mortal?” “Not interested, thanks.”

62) “Keep your morals sway from me.”

63) “Can i kill him?” “No.” “Just a little bit?”

64) “I have never been so insulted.” “You don’t listen much, do you?”

65) “it doesn’t bother you at all, that you nearly killed her?”

66) “I trusted you.” “Well you cant exactly blame me can you? That was your mistake.”

67) “See this is why I told you not to leave the ship. I didn’t want you to see this.”

68) “Open this door right now!”

69) “Where did you find that?”

70) “What do you mean work with him? He tried to kill me!”

71) “Id take a bullet for you, you know that.” “You’re immortal and I’m gonna kill you if you keep saying that.”

72) “Hand over the girl.” “Not going to happen.”

73) “You love her, don’t you?” “Was is that obvious?”

74) “It’s a long story.” “You conned me into thinking you were dead for 11 months. I have time.”

75) “You missed me. Yeah that’s right, I saw you visit my grave everyday. Admit it.”

76) “You are remarkably well behaved tonight. What did you do?”

77) “Unless i screw this up again, I’m gonna marry you.” “Well, you’d better not screw this up.”

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story sketch

starring a hero-type character and their villainous nemesis. after a sound defeat by the hero, the villain makes a desperate threat about “going after the people you love most” and hero kind of laughs and goes “yeah, no, don’t have any of those” 

and their nemesis is just ??? horrified????? like, “no parents?? siblings?? lover?? great aunt??? maybe a dog???” 

“nope”

“what the fuck”

because despite ending up a villain the nemesis actually had an amazing childhood and probably still calls their parents every day, while the hero is an orphan who had an absolute shitstorm of a life. and so the nemesis hears this and goes “hell no, this is bullshit, i am going to find you someone to mean everything to you so i can exploit your weakness later” 

which makes no sense to the hero? but whatever, as long as the villain isn’t hurting anyone they don’t care. 

except now they have a nemesis who constantly bugs them, trying to set them up on blind dates and introducing them to kindly old granparents and sternly loving father figures and sometimes bringing them puppies (”put it back, i told you i can’t handle caring for a pet right now, besides i can see its real owner crying on the street corner over there”)

and when most of the set-ups fall through, the hero and villain end up hanging out together at whatever activity the nemesis had scheduled, talking and bickering and sometimes maybe enjoying each other’s company. but only a little. (okay a lot)

fast forward a few months. a new supervillain comes to town, also looking to go after the hero’s most important person and finally defeat them – and after a few days of surveillance they conclude their most important person is obviously the nemesis. like, come on. they see each other every day and talk like old friends and there’s just this spark, ya know? unmistakable. 

so new guy takes nemesis, hostage, and nemesis spends like an hour trying to get the new guy to turn them loose. “we’re just rivals, okay? the hero doesn’t even like me. it’s not like they’re gonna come save me or anything, you’re just wasting your time”

and the new guy is like, “really. you really expect me to believe that. you are clearly the most important person in their pathetic life – isn’t that right, hero?” 

and the hero, who has just arrived dramatically on the scene, kind of sighs (how did their life get to this point) and goes “yeah, sounds about right”

then they rip this new guy to shreds for daring to lay a hand on the one person in the world they care about most