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Reasons I’ve cried:

-Bluey

-Jean shorts

-The man in the corner watching me sleep

-NOOO HE JUST WANS A FREENNN. I JUDGED HIM TOO FAST WHYYYYY IM A MEANIE

Reasons I cried today:

-Bluey

-Jean shorts

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Just came to the realization that I may or may not be a yandere.

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Me

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Is that even possible? Aaaa

@mildly-cold-grape @rockydog90210 @a-jar-of-beetles @theplumthief @avhira

1 billion notes and i free him

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My new life goal is to play ping pong with a pigeon

Illustration by Sophie Lucido Johnson

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The reprise of “I’m a Believer” in Shrek

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Yeah, him too :(

Reasons I cried today:

-Bluey

-Jean shorts

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House of Dragons

Probly

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I would trust him with my life

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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Reasons I cried today:

-Bluey

-Jean shorts

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I am. Exactly the same.

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I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

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This is not a trap.

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Ok, get in.

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Greetings o mutual of mine. Would you like to see s picture of my cat?

Actually, you don’t get a choice. Here he is in all his sleepy glory

EEPY GOOBER 👆👆👆🐈💕