idiots-of-ephinea

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Sophie: "I will protect my-"

Lambda: "Will you shut up about your friends?"

Sophie: "At least I have some."

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Cheria: "This is my husband, Asbel."

Cheria: "And this is Asbel's boyfriend, Richard."

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Asbel: "We're having a baby..."

Sophie: "Really? How wonderful!"

Asbel: "It's you, sign here."

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Pascal: "Make sure to buy new people openers when we get to town!"

Cheria: "Did you just... Call a knife a people opener?!"

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Fourier: "Lesbianage?"

Asbel: "Oh, bi spy!"

Pascal: "I'm a pan with a plan!"

Lambda: "The ace is on the case."

Richard:

Richard: "I'm gay."

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Sophie: "I am no longer baby I want power!"

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Malik: "I just boiled water."

Asbel: "Solid."

Malik: "Wrong."

Asbel: "I mean, cool."

Malik: "Wrong again."

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Sophie: "What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?"

Malik: "Genocide."

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Malik: "Hey can I have some of your water?"

Pascal: "It's not water."

Malik: "Vodka, nice. I like your style."

Pascal: "It's vinegar."

Malik: "W h a t ?"

Pascal: "It's vinegar, pussy."

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Hubert: "What're you doing?"

Malik: "I'm making holy water."

Hubert: "How is that making holy water?"

Malik: "I'm boiling the hell out of it."

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Pascal: "Could you at least try and see this from my perspective?"

Hubert: *Crouches*

Malik: *Kneels*

Richard: *sits on floor*

Pascal:

Pascal: "I hate all of you."

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Lambda: "If there's any ancient evil on this mountain, it's going to be me."

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Malik: "Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword?"

Hubert: "Rude."

Richard: "That's fair."

Sophie: "Not again..."

Pascal: "Are you going to want this back or can I keep it?"

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Hubert: *gets glasses during the timeskip*

Asbel: "Wow I sure love being able to see!"

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Asbel: "You have my sword!"

Sophie: "And my fists!"

Pascal: "And my glock!"

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Cheria: "Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Hubert?"

Hubert: "No."

Asbel: "I do."

Cheria: "I know, Asbel."

Asbel: "I'm sad."

Cheria: "I know, Asbel."

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Cheria: "What do you want to eat?"

Lambda: "The souls of the innocent-"

Richard: "A bagel."

Lambda: "No!"

Richard: "Two bagels."

Lambda: "Nooooooo!"