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Ari: I only have 6 weeks left to live.

Skye: Oh my god, really?!

Ari: It's just a guesstimate based on the choices I've made.

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Raleigh: We're getting a new sibling!

Kennedy: On purpose?

Ari: Are we stealing them?

Logan: New or used?

Raleigh: ...Great responses

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please reblog this if it is okay to anonymously confess something to you.

Confess something to me

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Sony: You’ve only got one body. You should take care of it.

Ari: If I’ve only got one body, I should probably use it up. Really run it ragged.

Sony: …

Ari: Get my money’s worth.

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Guard: Nothing in life is free.

Valen: Friendship is free.

Skye: Sleep is free.

Logan: Knowledge is free.

Ari: Everything is free as long as you don't get caught.

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Skye: Hey Ari, can you-

Ari: No.

Skye: walks out of the room and walks back in with Valen

Valen: Um, Ari can you-

Ari: Yes. Whatever it is, yes.

Valen, beaming: Thank you Ari!

Valen leaves the room

Ari, turns and glares at Skye: Must you involve Valen every time I say no to you?

Skye, shrugging: We both know you can’t say no to him.

Ari, radiating killing intent energy:

Skye, radiating smug asshole energy:

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Gabe: It’s a mess in here! What the hell happened?

Ral: Well, Ari—

Cana: That makes sense...

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I just found out that people are capable of fitting a light bulb into their mouth with ease but can’t take it out without shattering it, and now I have to physically restrain myself from putting a light bulb in my mouth.

~Ari motherfucking Havich

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Skye: Ari, you risked your life to save me!!

Ari: And I’d do it again and perhaps a third time. But that would be it. Any more than that, we have a problem.

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Guard: You'd be stupid to lay a hand on me.

Ari: Oh, you'd be surprised by how much stupid shit I do.

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A Collection of Ari Quotes

"I'm not arguing, I'm explaining why I'm right." (he most definitely is arguing)

"Why do you ask me that? The answer is always going to be yes." (being asked if he wants to cause chaos)

"What are you going to do about it? Absolutely nothing, sit your bitch ass down. " (whenever someone asks tells him to stop being mean)

"I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a sentence smarter than that." (to Kismet no matter what he said)

"You call it revenge, I call it returning the favor."

"Nope. Still don't care. Try again tomorrow."

"You are either on my side, by my side, or in my fucking way. Choose wisely."

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize that someone built like an insecurity had the authority to judge me."

"That sounds a whole lot of not my fucking problem."

"It's like that old saying, whatever doesn't kill me, better get its shit together, change its plan of action and hurry the fuck up. I've already lost my will to live, I'm starting to lose my patience while we're at it."

"You, my dude, are as important as a white crayon."

"Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was looking for mute."

"I would love to insult you but I don't think I can top what nature already did."

"It's not bullying if they started it."

"I’m tired of people telling me to “take better care of myself”. It’s my body, not yours. Fuck off."

"Look, either it'll work, or it's instantly not my problem anymore." (learning a new trick in his ship)

"First, I've always been 'stuck' with you, you're my sibling. Second, fuck you."

"I could be killed. Or worse, the others could give me another lecture on responsibility."

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Valen: I got into a fight with someone today..

Ari: takes out axe

Valen: but we settled it in a few minutes so we're cool again!

Ari: slowly puts the axe away

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Skye: Dad, how do I get revenge?

Rayne: The best revenge is living well and moving on!

Skye:

Skye: Ari how do I-

Ari: Knife.

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Rayne: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Ari: Probably because I’m a dangerous sociopath with a long line of violence.

Rayne: Oh.

Logan, from across the room: I don’t understand how you keep forgetting that.

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Valen talking about Ari: He’s the light of my life, amazing.

Ari, talking about Valen: I don’t hate him and he makes me feel feelings.

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Ari: I may be unstable.

Skye:

Skye: But?

Ari: No, that's it.

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[In Present Day AU]

Kakashi: Akikama, I said no guns.

Akiki: I thought you said no gums.

Kakashi: And yet you’re also chewing gum.

Akiki: *blows a bubble and flips him off*