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if I had a nickel for everytime Daniel's teammates proposed to him I'd have 2 nickles which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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actually how you dress and present yourself really does matter because nico rosberg, who dresses like the CFO of goop, is largely thought of as narcissistic and self-obsessed, despite the fact that his primary form of social media is linkedin and his two main activities are environmental finance bro and girl dad. meanwhile sebastian vettel is out here regularly posting about his career highlights, commissioning fan art of him and senna to use as merch, and flying 6000 miles to do an insect hotel photo op, but because he dresses exclusively in flannel and hasn't touched a hairbrush in six years people think of him as a humble cabin dwelling hermit

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heard someone wanted a maxiel commenting on others instagrams masterpost??? well here you go x

first lets start with Daniel’s posts!

the video is of Max asleep on the plane, cute cute CUTE!

can we talk about Max actually TAGGING Daniel when he comments????? that’s cute. im assuming this is a reference but i’m uncultured SO its gone right over my head. still an iconic moment though

quite possibly the moment we have ALL been waiting for. THE SUPERMODEL COMMENT. the fire emoji, the fact he tagged Daniel, everything about this is just unbelievable. some say time stood still when this comment was posted.

another moment that will live long in the history of things that changed life as we know it. and that’s without talking about Daniel calling Max bae. the heart emoji. that’s all.

aaaaand now for Max’s!

Daniel complimenting Max? yes please!!!!!

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good if we cant have him no one can

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wasn't expecting this today but slay

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adrian newey opening his messages from james vowels tonight

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for narrative purposes i think the funniest possible thing that could happen is adrian newey going to ferrari and the car just absolutely flopping. you get a ferrari-newey-hamilton lineup and they are just. so slow. i actually think italy would explode

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MAX'S PHONE CASE HAS A PICTURE OF A CAT. HE'S SO DOMESTIC AND SOFT AND *THIS* IS THE MAN Y'ALL PRETEND IS EVIL??????

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#we keep saying he’s the silver boy#but fact is#he is as golden as the other two golden boys#it’s just that his shine is a bit dull and tarnished:(((

why would you do this to me?????? :((((((((((((

The day I watched Christian Horner almost pushing Sebastian - his first golden son - almost out of the way, not even stopping to give a cursory congratulations on his second place, to pick Daniel up and look at him with such wonder and disbelief, was the day I knew he was nothing less as golden and gilded as the other two sons who did win world championships.

I know people always talk about Baku being the impetus behind Daniel leaving Red Bull, but for me Monaco was truly the turning point.

Daniel standing on the steps of the Red Bull energy station in Monte Carlo as Helmut Marko essentially told him Red Bull would never win a championship with him and Daniel realising he had to leave. He probably knew he had nowhere else to go, but he also knew he couldn’t stay back. And yet for Christian, Daniel winning Monaco probably made him think Daniel wouldn’t leave now. Look what they’d done with an ailing car! Think of what they could do together with a better car!

Which is why almost three years later, as Daniel was struggling in that McLaren, as he was about to be lapped by his much younger teammate at a track where he had experienced the highest of highs, Christian Horner would clasp him on the shoulder and lean close just to tell him, ‘I’ve watched some of that race recently.’ And Daniel, with the weight of all the wasted years pressing down on him, with him thinking if it couldn’t be me, I’m glad it’s him - because at one point in time, no one could have argued against the certainty that it could be him - would just smile and nod. And maybe for a brief moment there, he had the fleeting thought, ‘can I come back home?’

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Not Toto trying to charm Max into signing a merc contract by recreating Penelope at the podium 😂😂😂

via: Lollipopman F1 Comics on Youtube

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But why? Because I remember other drivers serving theirs during the sprint. Wtf

Confirmation from Chris Medland that Daniel's penalty will be served in the GP itself and not the sprint. 🙃🙃🙃

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Redbull mechanics using the China trophy as a hula hoop and Ferrari mechanics having their vogue photoshoot. Clearly the best teams.

Mercedes is watching their flop boss have a mental breakdown over one driver and sleeping with the other. Alpine has 5 members. Williams has half a car. Sauber pitstops are being done by snails. Everyone else is irrelevant.

I'm fucking WHEEZING

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piquet jr said on a podcast recently that from what he knows jos was pushing for max to go to merc but max didn’t want to… not to buy into gossip but toto’s behavior kinda makes me wonder

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We almost kissed each other. That was very close. There's nothing wrong with it. Max, and Daniel after his potentially final F1 race (it wasn't ❤️)

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