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STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!
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survey inaccuracies and mischievous responders aside, the results of that 2015 pre-election poll that found 1 in 3 republican voters and 1 in 5 democrat voters answered affirmatively when asked whether they support the bombing of Agrabah, the arabic-sounding fictional city from disney's aladdin, are probably no less accurate today than they were then
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the jump from 2015 to 2020 was 10 years but the jump from 2020 to 2025 was 11 months
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as I鈥檝e got older I鈥檝e realised the literal worst or most life destroying thing can happen and then u wake up the next day and it鈥檚 like. Ok now what
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you're cute and it's tuesday
#going into work for my 8th day in a row after 3 days this weekend with no AC at work#I worked a 12hr bartending shift inside with the windows closed and it was 87-92 according to the thermostat#we had the ac set to 65 lmao and it just got hotter and hotter#and my coworkers got madder and madder and the customers got worse and worse#one of the circles of hell
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recently my plug has offered free weed for:
bunch of ice
mw2 double xp tokens
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usamericans do you realise that a stereotype we have about u is that you really really love ice. like the amount of ice you put in your drinks and all your ice machines are really silly to us. do your fridges genuinely produce ice????
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