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alrighty. Theory time mfs

so

in fix a beast we see a mysterious entity, clearly evil and has bad intentions. So who is it? Imma go over the options

(DISCLAIMER: I am in no way affiliated with the creator of the au, and this is not canon, just me being an over thinker)

Elder faerie: obviously not, the evidence being the entity encourages his bad ideas about white Lily

dark enchantress: she wouldn’t hide like this entity, and it looked like mystic flour knew them personally. The two are obviously not close, therefore it cant be her.

someone unknown: the most likely option to me, seeing as no one else fits exactly the criteria

And finally, my personal fav theory, Longan dragon: they would see silent as a threat because of his power and capability as a cookie. It would make sense if he and mystic were close at one point, perhaps old lovers (waaayyyy before coruption) or had an arranged marriage for alliance reasons, hence him possibly making the ivory pagoda as a gift. Dark cacao would be a target because he is known as ‘dragon tamer’. Longan would see this as both a threat and an insult. It would explain mfs reactions to the figure, her fears of losing dark cacao, and the distress of dark choco in that one panel from the bonus attached to it.

Despite allat, I still think it’s unlikely it’s Longan bc this is kingdom not ovenbreak but Yk a enby can hope

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@fishymom-art I want u to see this, despite knowing that u probably can’t confirm or deny anything

alrighty. Theory time mfs

so

in fix a beast we see a mysterious entity, clearly evil and has bad intentions. So who is it? Imma go over the options

(DISCLAIMER: I am in no way affiliated with the creator of the au, and this is not canon, just me being an over thinker)

Elder faerie: obviously not, the evidence being the entity encourages his bad ideas about white Lily

dark enchantress: she wouldn’t hide like this entity, and it looked like mystic flour knew them personally. The two are obviously not close, therefore it cant be her.

someone unknown: the most likely option to me, seeing as no one else fits exactly the criteria

And finally, my personal fav theory, Longan dragon: they would see silent as a threat because of his power and capability as a cookie. It would make sense if he and mystic were close at one point, perhaps old lovers (waaayyyy before coruption) or had an arranged marriage for alliance reasons, hence him possibly making the ivory pagoda as a gift. Dark cacao would be a target because he is known as ‘dragon tamer’. Longan would see this as both a threat and an insult. It would explain mfs reactions to the figure, her fears of losing dark cacao, and the distress of dark choco in that one panel from the bonus attached to it.

Despite allat, I still think it’s unlikely it’s Longan bc this is kingdom not ovenbreak but Yk a enby can hope

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alrighty. Theory time mfs

so

in fix a beast we see a mysterious entity, clearly evil and has bad intentions. So who is it? Imma go over the options

(DISCLAIMER: I am in no way affiliated with the creator of the au, and this is not canon, just me being an over thinker)

Elder faerie: obviously not, the evidence being the entity encourages his bad ideas about white Lily

dark enchantress: she wouldn’t hide like this entity, and it looked like mystic flour knew them personally. The two are obviously not close, therefore it cant be her.

someone unknown: the most likely option to me, seeing as no one else fits exactly the criteria

And finally, my personal fav theory, Longan dragon: they would see silent as a threat because of his power and capability as a cookie. It would make sense if he and mystic were close at one point, perhaps old lovers (waaayyyy before coruption) or had an arranged marriage for alliance reasons, hence him possibly making the ivory pagoda as a gift. Dark cacao would be a target because he is known as ‘dragon tamer’. Longan would see this as both a threat and an insult. It would explain mfs reactions to the figure, her fears of losing dark cacao, and the distress of dark choco in that one panel from the bonus attached to it.

Despite allat, I still think it’s unlikely it’s Longan bc this is kingdom not ovenbreak but Yk a enby can hope

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fishy if u hurt those little guys fishy istg I will blow up

but in all seriousness, don’t do it nnnooooo the babiesssd 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Original version of “The Helping Hand” that only involved Dark Choco and Mystic Flour :)

M-A-M-A B-O-Y mama’s boy, mama’s boy…….

(Their whole relationship is hanging onto that song btw)

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ahhhh Alr let’s goooo

Imma just tag some ppl I know of on here lol

@bugmuncherr @thesparkledash @gl0wf1shhhguy

Should I ask my mom for a binder

Get this to like 200 notes or something and I will

Yes 200 might be high (for me at least) but like I'm scared yk

Note limit: 10

Edit: I'm upping it to 250 bc y'all are going way too fast like wtf

Tagssss

@narniasclosetvoltron @froggy-having-a-crisis @winter-depressed-belle @faeriesandfables @gendermiiiilk @thedamsolangelofan @xrns @lucid-cups @is-gay-does-crime @pirulated @purple-dinosaur17

Help why did it take me so long to find all my mutuals

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I will not.

Hold him gently

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I imagine black sapphire has just been stalking Clotted Cream and taking detailed notes on all this and is watching rn like

:0 "The tea is SCALDING"

“Hero”

Evil and obsessive arc for Clotted Cream

I’m ready to play “Meant to be Yours” from Heathers when you’re ready/j

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH CHAT

In honor of pride month I humbly present: Rebel cookie thirdwheeling Blackbell

(This happened in my kingdom)

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Alr guys this is. I’m finally doing it

I’m makin a YouTube channel

I’ll add a link to my blog soon

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Hi there,

Please, I kindly ask you not to ignore this message.Your support, even just sharing, could truly help my family

We recently shared our story of escaping Gaza and the painful journey to reunite as a family.

It has been devastating and overwhelming. We're doing everything we can, but we can't do it alone.

Getting our story seen could truly change our lives. Every share, repost, or donation brings us one step closer to safety and to each other.

If you can take a moment to support us or spread the word, it would mean more than we can express.

Thank you from the bottom of our hearts.

And we're truly sorry if this message feels out of place, we're just holding onto hope.

@mohamedandhisfamily

no, ofc not! I will do all I can, even if I have no bank account.

ALRIGHT PEOPLE LISTEN UP

I HAVE NO WAY TO GIVE THEM MONEY SO PLEASE HELP THEM. THESE PEOPLE DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER. but seriously, go do what you can and spread awareness, because the situation in Gaza is terrorist bullshit that should not happen

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woulda added loss lines tbh but okie dokie lol

The Four Horsemen of Pattern Recognition:

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guys help wtf is going on in my cookie run alt account I have three ancients and mystic flour. I have fire spirit, moonlight, elder faerie, oyster cookie (?), and ive almost obtained capsaicin cookie thru soul stones. And my main account is pathetic af lmao I’m dying vro gelp

side note: my main account has three legendaries and level 80 awakened golden cheese but I got her from might of the ancients so it don’t count as luck lol

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the ten dollar founding father without a father got a lot farther by being a lot smarter by being a self-starter by 14 (they placed him in charge of the trading charter!)

how does a bastard. orphan. son of a whore. and a scotsman.

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Bristlefrost from warrior cats

Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.

Begin.

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sitting here scrolling thru the app and my brother starts playing doom 64 so I hear doom music while reading fix a beast

this is actually happening at the time I’m posting this lmao

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wow. I’m tearing up rn

Who knew loss reached so far

*dies of laughter*

i was going to get some moss for kris, but i ended up lossing it all (stock photo of moss taken from the internet)

if you don't know: search up 'loss.jpg'

Rule number one when doing a moss loss joke: don't draw any attention to it. Make people think they're seeing things. Make them question their sanity!

Wish you best of luck on your loss journey!

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WEEVIL WEDNESDAY GUUUYYYYSSSSSSS

IT'S THAT TIME OF WEEK