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Thank god for John Mulaney, because “That’s exactly what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking horse” is incredibly satisfying to hiss at the news.
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me thinking about how it’s almost autumn and how im gonna be thriving and baking pumpkin bread for all my friends and wearing cozy socks with ghosts on them

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John Mulaney comparing Donald Trump to a horse in a hospital is literally one of the most side-splittingly hilarious and disturbingly accurate metaphors I have ever heard.
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Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Comic-Con Panel 2018 Highlights
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I’m still waiting for Chris Evans to just put on the Captain America suit and kick Trump’s ass. I feel like he’s so fucking close.
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in other news: my brother is currently so salty he’s rewatching the Pens celebrations from last year out of spite
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Sidney Crosby #87 of the Pittsburgh Penguins smiles during introductions during the 2017 Coors Light NHL Stadium Series at Heinz Field on February 25, 2017 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.
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“That’s why I kept the beard, so he has another furry friend.”
Hockey Wives: Season 3, Episode 7 (x)
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