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Melinoë and Nemesis

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new kind of guy dropped

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The Bathroom was a key invention in neurodivergent rights. Sorry I hate it here I need to exit the situation for several minutes and you can't tell me not to on the off chance that I actually have to piss. It's genius. Everyone say thank you bathroom for everything she's done for us

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not enough people are into shadowheart/nocturne and it makes me feel insane. like what do you MEAN shadowheart used to beat up people who deadnamed nocturne. what do you MEAN shadowheart would frequently have her memories wiped, but nocturne could get her to remember nocturne in a matter of HOURS if not minutes, and would write on her diary about how happy it'd make her to see the expression on shadowheart's face when she remembered? what do you MEAN that if you give shadowheart the noblestalk, a mushroom so rare and potent there is only ONE of them in the entire game, she doesn't remember her parents or the day with the wolves or the mother superior's name but just nocturne? what do you MEAN nocturne was the one who did shadowheart's hair, and she kept at it until her arms were sore, and even without remembering that at all shadowheart still kept the same canonically hard to redo hairstyle? did shadowheart even like night orchids before their hideout, or did they become her favorite flowers because they were there? were they even actually her favorite flowers, or did she just mix up her attachment to nocturne with attachment to the flowers after forgetting her? hello? hello? can anybody hear me????

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Castlevania Nocturne Team

If you make Olrox and Edouard Canon. You too can have you're own Xmen97 inspired sexually charged intimate waltz in the air. Imagine it, Olrox leading while Edouard sings and struggles to stay on key. Because he's trying not to moan due to Olrox who keeps on groping and rubbing up against him. At one point they look like their about to kiss but Edouard is still singing and Olrox doesn't want to interrupt him even though he wants nothing more than to taste him now. *In my best will smith voice* That's hot

That could be you if you stop playing

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Clicking on a new blog for a potential follow just to see their HP house in their bio

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wait til mel finds out zag is a slob lol

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the most important ingredients for a male character are

-beautiful, flowing hair

-the saddest most pathetic and downtrodden vibes you've ever seen in your life

hope that helps!

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do people even know the extent of sanctions on the iranian people? my mom's family can't afford fruit anymore. it's a state of psychological warfare; literally nobody living there has any sort of hope for the future. added sanctions from the EU are going to destroy the lives of 87 million innocent people

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sometimes all you need is one passionate person who goes berserk for your work to keep you creating

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the first rule of tragedy is to have fun and be yourself. the second is to think about the themes forever and ever

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Death Incarnate telling Zag to stay alive 🤝 Doom Incarnate telling Mel she can make a better future

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"if you ship this thing it's because you're too naïve to understand that it's toxic and that you wouldn't like a relationship like this" actually it's because I see one of them as a mentos drop and the other as a bottle of coke zero and I want to watch the mess they'll be together

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The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

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The piece I did for @castlevaniazine ! The leftover sales are currently going until April 18th so please check it out!