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I still love and read Tomione. I'm just a big ball of depression and anxiety these days/months/years lmao

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you're actually my favourite person i just found here. your art is beautiful, your posts are hilarious, and you ship tomione?! you also fancast Mr. Tom Hughes as your Tom Riddle because YEP. we have no choice but to stan <3

Thank you so much! You're my first mate! I appreciate the compliments a lot lot! I have more art coming up so watch out for that! More exclamation marks!!!

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If you're still taking requests for tomione arts can you please make this one? Hermione in the upper part and tom in the lower plz? <3

Sure! You're beautiful in this context is "manipulative" than "sincere." Oh boy I have a growing list now! Thanks for the inspiration!

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I finally quit my second and third job, and I have my life back.

Hit me up with ideas for Tomione fan art and if it greatly interests me I'll do it for you and the fandom!

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Is it Tomione? 'Course it is, big surprise there.

But I grew tired of the motherfucking snakes going missing in my fan art, so here you go. A reticulated python.

I love this ship, it's a great substitute for therapy.

I dedicate this to @jd-sparks @the-empress-of-snark @fundamental-blue @gutter-star-gazer, I miss you all.

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“Presumption!” echoed the Riddle-Hermione, who was more beautiful and yet more terrible than the real Hermione.

She stretched like a snake and entwined herself around him, wrapping him in a close embrace: Their lips met.

I posted a version without Tom earlier and deleted it and this time the snake is embracing them is missing because lmao

Maybe later, much much later

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In defence of the ship that is Tomione

A) It's a ship

B) It floats (Yo my fellow shippers, rise!)

C) It's not canon

D) It's fiction

And most importantly

E) It's entertaining

So yay! Fun times for everyone!

Let the ship sail!

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B R E A K

H A S B E E N G R A N T E D

T O T H I S

P L E B E I A N

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Lawd Jesus I need a fucking break from life. Why can't humans hibernate lmao SOS save my soul

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Tomione and a happy ending?

I mean

Voldy becoming a good guy LMAO

I mean

Hermione forgiving a murderer ROFL

Do you want the entire HP fandom to come after you?

I mean

They already think Tomione sucks because it's not pLAuSiBLe

I mean

Daphne Greengrass WHO? + Harry Potter = GUD

I mean

Tomione's almost always going to be a tragedy unless you make huge changes to their original circumstances (Hello AU you so seductive)

INB4 I get hate mail from Tomione and non-Tomione fans because I'm a shithead through and through

Or INB4 I get no mail because I'm invisible (YAS DIS IS IT)

Seriously though I love you all so keep shipping who you want to ship!

Don't let anything stop you from enjoying fiction <3

A toast to happy and sad endings!

A toast to Stephen King endings too!

Stay safe folks!

i am SO SICK of unhappy endings. idk about anyone else but the #1 reason i like fiction is because everything can always work out no matter how bad it is. “what if the good guys lost” shut up. you are so fucking boring. give me happy endings or give me nothing

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Almost September 2020 and I've tried several other HP pairings because of boredom.

Tomione is still OTP lmao

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I know Tom x Hermione brings very little room for deep and healthy romantic love for each other but I'm weirdly happy that's the case because I can't convincingly write about two people falling and staying in love that way... due to a lack of experience. Lmao

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I'm having an existential crisis for the nth time

Sorry

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Lily Evans ugh she's too beautiful

Sorry in advance to all you Jily fans but I'm writing a short Remily fic lmao

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So I made another thing instead of working on my fest fic which was due 20 days ago. Fuck me sideways lmao

Oh they're getting all vunerable SMH

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Would've been cooler if the Wayward Sisters delivered the prophecy to Voldemort but that would be too close to Macbeth yeah I see you JK lmao

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Some bullshit that Remione inspired lmao