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Seventeen dick headcanons (dick sizes, what i think it looks like, etc)

CW// NSFW!! Talking about dicks, use of the word cock.

Seungcheol: Thicker than longer. About 7 inches. It’s veiny, and his tip is bigger than his length. His cock definitely holds some weight to it. It’s not so pretty, but it definitely is sexy. His cock is on the tanner size, and gets a bit red when he’s super horny. I don’t think he’s completely shaved, but not hairy. He’s definitely got a bit of a curve.

Jeonghan: Longer than thicker. About 7.5 Inches. His cock is not veiny at all, and his tip is the same size as his length. His cock is so pretty, and pink. On the paler side. He definitely shaves, but not regularly.

Joshua: Something says thicker about him than longer. About 6 inches. His cock is somewhat veiny, but it’s not as veiny as scoups. His cock is on the tanner side, and his tip is a bit smaller than his length. I don’t think he shaves often, but he definitely keeps it shaved when he can.

Jun: Longer than thicker. About 7 inches. His cock is veiny, and on the tanner side as well. I don’t believe he shaves it, or he keeps it so it’s not so hairy. His tip is the same size as his length, and it has a curve.

Hoshi: Thicker than longer. About 5.5 inches. Definitely paler, and pink and pretty. I think his cock is veiny though, but not that veiny. Maybe a vein here and there. His tip is a bit smaller than his length. He definitely shaves, keeps it well kept.

Wonwoo: Longer than thicker. About 7 inches. I feel like his cock is on more of a boring side, no veins, shaved. But, he’s got a bit of a curve, and his cock is on the tanner side.

Woozi: THICKER THAN LONGER! He’s so thick I just know it. About 6 inches. I feel like his cock is so pale, pink and pretty. His tip is smaller than his length. He has veins, but not a lot. Shaved.

Minghao: Longer than thicker. He’s about 7 inches take or give. Pale. I think his dick would be kind of boring, however it feels so good. He doesn’t shave.

Mingyu: Thicker than longer. I believe he’s the second thickest in the group. TAN!! I believe his dick gets a bit red as well. His dick is also boring, but has some veins. He shaves sometimes, but sometimes goes months without shaving.

DK: Longer than Thicker. I believe he is 6.5. Tan and veiny. He gets red when horny. And spits pre cum out. I don’t believe he shaves all that much.

Seungkwan: Longer than thicker. He’s 5.5 and the tip is longer than the shaft. He is pale and pretty. No veins at all and he definitely shaves.

Vernon. Thicker than Longer. He’s 7.5 and omg he has such weight to it. He is definitely tan and has veins. He shaves some but lets there be some hair.

Dino: He’s thicker than longer. He’s the smallest in the group, in my opinion so about 4 inches. He’s so pretty and pink.

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need to get him pregnant

give mike faist the oscar for his whiny little moans whenever he hit the ball in challengers

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my love

WOOZI IS SO AJDJJSDJDJ AHHHHHH

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Im going through a woozi brainrot again, so here’s a sfw version of him as your boyfriend !

THESE ARE MY HEADCANONS BTW! TAG ME IN YOURS LOL.

CW! None!

• Spoils you, like so much. Anything you want he’ll give you, no matter what.

• He is such a clingy bf, but in private though while him or you are driving he will hold your hand. He likes to rest on you, while hugging you. He’ll do anything to be near you. He likes to touch you, your arm, your head, your face,etc.

• Spends as much time as he can with you. Even though he’s like busy all day, when he gets home he doesn’t focus on work and just you.

• Loves when you ask him advice on things such as “which shirt do I buy?” or “how should i tell this friend…”

• Takes so many pictures of you just to look at you later on while he’s bored

• Takes care of you on your period like its an olympic game. He gets you everything you need, without you asking, and if you ask him to get you something, you better know you wouldn’t be able to finish your sentence before he’s out the door.

• Lets you control the radio (because you have great music taste).

• Cannot take compliments, no matter how long you have been dating, he still gets so nervous. But he loves giving you compliments, no matter what time of the day it is, he will say “you are so pretty”, “wah- how do you look that good?”.

• Loves when you take care of him aswell. You are so good to him he can’t even believe he could of pulled someone like you. He loves when you shower him with affection, and get really clingy in public, though he doesn’t reciprocate that much.

• He does get jealous, but he’ll tell you he’s jealous instead of keeping it in. He likes you to know his feelings, because he wants to know yours as well.

• Kisses you so passionately, loves to just lick your lips, and suck on your bottom lip. He’ll just stay there and suck on your bottom lip for almost a minute, until you slap him peacefully giggling.

• You know how cats rub their face to show love, thats what you guys do, especially with HIS CHEEKS UGH.

• He definitely writes songs for you, and will ask you advice on songs. Make sure they aren’t rude or anything, etc.

• Loves to hear you go on for hours.

• YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT ANIME ALL THE TIME. AND WATCH IT TOGETHER, ETC.

• Sweetest guy in the world, loves to make you feel good, and will just treat you with so much respect.

• Loves to lazy love with you. Like cuddle, or watch a movie with you.

• Kisses you everywhere out of nowhere. Like you’ll be doing something and he’ll just give you a million kisses & leave

• He is always there for you when you need him, a call to him will have him put in jail for speeding.

Thats it for right now, PLEASE PUT REQUESTS IN THE COMMENTS ILL KISS YOU (only if you want)

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its sub!woozi smut timeee!

CW! SMUT (ofc), masturbation, nipple play. Use of word cock. Nipple play. Sub!Woozi. Dom!Reader

“You’re such a good producer” You say to the man sitting next to you, while he does his “producing thing”.

“Oh, Thank you” Woozi says, smiling and almost blushing immediately. “You are a great performer” he says with a chuckle.

You blush a bit at his response, ���thank you so much”.

Silence takes over for a bit, but you break the conversation with a question, a personal one, but you’ve known each other forever, and you’ve had sex (once) before, so this will be fine.

“when’s the last time you masturbated?” you ask, a bit shy, but having more confidence in your voice.

Woozi almost falls out his chair hearing that. “I-uh-um-” he can’t believe you asked him that. “sorry did that make you uncomfortable? i apologize forget i said anything okay?” you say while saying “sorry” over and over.

“No, its okay” he composes himself enough to get a sentence out. “I-um-last week” he says blushing while looking down. At this point his chair is facing toward you, but he isn’t making any eye contact.

“How does…” your voice starts to trail, thinking if you should say this or not. You don’t wanna make him uncomfortable. “What? You can say it” he says softly, like he’s anticipating your answer more than you’re willing to give it. “How does it feel… you know for like having a cock and all”. He blushes way more (didn’t even know that was possible) at your use of cock.

“Oh, no one’s ever asked me that before” he exclaims, looking up at you while holding/caressing his neck. “Does it feel like a sneeze, I heard it does?” You proceed to say. He chuckles at that. “Somewhat” he says.

“Sorry if im making you uncomfy woozi, we don’t have to talk about this” You get closer to him making sure he knows you’re serious about stopping. But as you get closer, you can see that not only is he blushing, but he’s hard.

“Oh woozi~” you say, getting more turned on every second. “im so sorry” he says, knowing that you know he’s got a boner. “Was that because of what we we’re talking about” You say excitedly waiting for his response. “Yes…” he trails off now looking into your eyes, you make contact with each other and that makes you wet immediately. His eyes are kind of watery, with his face red, and hair fluffy. He also kind of has a pout.

“Can i watch you masturbate woozi” you say more confident now. He again loses eye contact with you, and looks down, “why would you want to do that” he asks, playing with his fingers. “because i wanna hear how good it feels” you’re now more confident then ever, and you don’t care what happens.

He blushes at your response, but he gets closer to you, and asks “are you sure?”, almost like he’s more excited than shy. “yes woozi, please show me how you masturbate”.

“Can I kiss you while I do it?” he says with a bit of a stutter. Your heart almost starts to beat ferociously. “Oh please” you let out almost a whine.

He kisses you passionately, while you start to unbutton his shirt and move your hand inside. “Can i play with your chest woozi?” he gasps a yes in response, which makes you almost faint. You start to squeeze his boobs, not touching his nipples yet, but slowly moves toward his nipples.

Woozi whines. “Is it good?” you ask kissing around his face, like under his left eye and forehead”. He nods, but that’s not what you are looking for. “I need a response Woozi or we can’t continue”, “yes its perfect, keep touching me there” he whines more, twitching under your touches.

“You should start touching yourself now” You whisper into his ear, making him nod, because its kind of hard to speak, in response. “Are you going to too?” he says before unbuckling his belt. “No, I will later, I want to focus on you” You say still playing his nipples, hearing his noises, made you want to cum right there.

It takes him a while to unbuckle his pants, so you assist him. He pulls his pants down a bit to reveal his underwear. “Fuck you’re so hard” you say, seeing not even his cock, yet you can tell in his underwear. “It hurts” he says, with the prettiest whine, and almost a beg for you to assist him touching himself. “You can pull out your cock woozi, don’t let me stop you” you chuckle at him. “Okay” he does pull out his cock. Its so pretty, but throbbing. “Oh, it does look like it hurts woozi” you now go to kissing his neck, while whispering “play with yourself now please, for me~” He does exactly as you say and he starts to weakly jerk off his cock.

After a bit, he’s milking his cock. He was only whining and twitching a bit, but now he’s gone to moaning. “Uh, uh” he kind of spits out, “Oh, its feeling so good” he whines it. You are still kissing his neck and playing with his chest, so he’s getting triple the sensation he usually would.

“You sound so pretty, does it feel that good” you ask, looking at him in the eye while caressing his face. “Yes, it feels really-” he can barely finish his sentence, because the feeling is too overwhelming.

He’s gone to just moaning and whining now; like its a mix of both. You please him in other places, like his chest, ear, neck. And praising him every second you get. “Im gonna cum really soon”, he is able to moan it. “Okay you can cum anytime you want, just tell me when you do” He nods, while now using two hands and jerking off his cock.

After another Minute or so, you can finally hear him coming to an end. “You gonna cum?” you raise an eyebrow kissing him. “Fuck… Fuck I am gonna cum, so much” He whines out. “I’m gonna cum miss, im gonna cum” He cums all over both of you guys, especially himself, getting it on his pants, shirt, etc.

You kiss him. “You did such a good job for me woozi” you kiss him again, more passionately. “That was perfect” he laughs, “I really liked that”. “You wanna do it more often” you bounce off his response. “Yes, Yes please”

That was the little smut, I hope you liked it. I barely proofread, so it might be a little shitty.

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there’s like almost no sub!woozi fics :( i feel he’s one of the most subiest out of seventeen , so here is my woozi sub headcanons lmao!

CW!! SMUT! sex (ofc) and mention of a spit kink.

SUB! woozi headcanon

• woozi is definitely a pillow princess, jahshw

• doesn’t really like rough sex, whether its giving or receiving, he prefers it soft.

• he loves intimate sex, like either him riding you, or you riding him, he’ll hug you and caress your face, and you doing the same to him (esp when you do it to him)

•loves praising, praise him and he’ll go insane. especially names like good boy, OH MY GOD!!!! that makes him so insane

• all everything else aside, when he’s up for it, he likes rough sex, but only if your giving it to him. he loves when you degrade him sometimes, especially if he cums without you giving him permission, etc.

• loves when u play with his nipples, they are his most sensitive area, other than his dick. which brings me to him being so sensitive, OH MY GOD U WOULSNT KNOW WHAT TO DO. he twitches at the slightest brush of a finger, and gets flustered easily.

• he’s shy at first, everytime. but when you guys get going, he’ll be so loud the neighbors will hear it. he doesn’t care though, he knows you like it so thats all that matters

• another quick thing, i feel like he likes when you watch him masturbate or just mutual masturbation (i will DEF write a fic ab this). i don’t know, since he’s kind of lazy sometimes, or doesn’t want to have sex, he’ll ask if you guys can just masturbate to each other.

• he’s not possessive, but does get jealous easily sometimes, so thats where the praising kink comes in most, he’d want you to praise him till the end of time and remind that he’s yours and your his.

• oh he’s such a good boy. definitely not a brat doesn’t have time for that (complete opposite of jeonghan). & loves just pleasing you, and feels he cant do that if he’s a brat. he listens attentively and follows all your directions.

• he’s a major moaner, but also a huge whiner oh my-. he whines like crazy, saying how good you feel and BEGGING for more.

• the definition of a switch, like he’s 50/50 on topping you or you topping him. he’s definitely a service top when he fucks you.

• has a spit kink- thats all i have to say. spit in his mouth and he lets it fall to the side of his mouth like drool-

•I feel like if he ate you out he'd be too lazy to move so it would go from round 2 to 10 so fast you literally won't remember how you got there (@tiredlittlewriter)

okay thats it for rn, but if u want to add more please tell me, ill eat it up and put it on here!

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i should fr write a sub!patrick stump story

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i have such brainrot to write each of the members as subs and my next one will def be dk, but i have to write a speech so ill do it later

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10 posts!

they did this shit cause im gay

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i have a fascination with feminine girl x feminine girl. like let that be us <33

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love calling men pretty. ur not 'handsome' ur the prettiest little princess i ever did see

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sub scoups cause why tf not

CW// Smut!!, Sub!SeungCheol x Dom!Reader. Dom! & Sub!, Edging, CumPlay (a little), Begging, a lot of use of the word C*M.

His eyes are beady and he’s biting his lip, you can tell he’s getting close again.

“M-more” he says grabbing unto you. For a big man he’s not that heavy , so you have no problem with him doing that . “you haven’t been good, so… no” you say smirking. He whimpers after hearing you say that and he’s now gripping the bedsheets harder than before after your palm speeds up on his tip.

“ill be better please… just let me cum”

“let you cum” one of your eyebrows raise and you look dumbfounded “you’ve been bad seungcheol , and your getting punished so wait a little longer, okay?” you kiss his forehead and then his cheek, where his tears are falling to and he nods so you continue.

You continue jerking him off, then stopping constant, where his whines, pleads, and moans are filling the room and maybe the rooms below you guys. But when YOU feel its enough you make sure you let him know.

“are you ready to cum my love?” you say to him slowing down a bit for him to respond. He nods and you lightly slap his face, “i need a response darling, can’t have you faking now”

“ugh i want to cum so-so bad miss, p-please” he moans in between, because even though you slowed down , it doesn’t mean you stopped

“ughh so mu-” he can barely even finish his sentence, before you jerk him off harder than before and he’s squirming around and his belly and chest are moving in and out like he’s hyperventilating or something.

“im gonna cum miss, im gonna cum sooo much” he says with a whine that soaks you (like you couldn’t be soaked more) immediately and there’s light in his eyes thats telling you. He’s cumming. With the continuous “good boy”, “im here” and “your doing so good” he cums hard with himself getting on you, him, the bed and maybe even the walls behind you.

After he calms down a bit, he lays up and you kiss his beautiful lips “good boy” you say between the kisses and he hugs you and says “thank you, i love you y/n” he goes back to your regular name. “i love you too beautiful” you say back.

you look down at the mess he made and you take your finger across the top of your breast where his cum laid and you hold it near you and seungcheols face “m’so much” and licking it “and also so good”.

After cleaning him up you and him both take a bath together

“so how was it ” you ask him hand on your chin staring at him.

“it was amazing , but why was i being punished?” he asks washing himself off.

“the outfit you were wearing on stage was turning me on, and that means it was turning other people on and i didn’t like that” you say to him kind of embarrassed you said all that and he looks up at you and giggles a bit.

“you were turned on” he says getting cocky. You splash water at him and say “don’t get cocky on me, ill make sure you never cum” you get out of the tub and grab a towel “and if you do cum, you’ll be coming until your dry”.

i hope you liked it <33 didnt take me that long and i only proof read once so i hope its good :))

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tomorrow ill have a new smut up and it will be longer than the last one, but i have no clue who to do so can someone gives me ideas

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kinda shitty cause i wrote this at 11:00 pm at night but lol enjoy this

vernon x reader

sub!vernon x dom!reader

CW// SMUT! SoftDom!Reader x Sub!Vernon, Pegging, Edging, Begging, etc just SMUT

“im gonna put it in now darling” you say caressing the face of the pretty boy with your left hand, and lining up the dildo to his hole with your right.

“are you ready?” you say, wiping his tears away and kissing his forehead, then to his perfect lips . He whines and replies with a “yes mommy” and that’s enough to give your pussy a heart attack.

You start to push in a little for him to get used to, but he’s already tearing up, “Do you want me to stop” you say worried, “no please dont, keep going” you start to go again , but he stops you and says “don’t go fast, go slow please” you nod and push in all the way.

Vernon’s eyes widen at the sudden action, and he lifts off the bed on his elbows, stomach sucked in and mouth gaped. It hurts because its his first time, but he also feels so good, and your doing such a good job making him feel that way. You always make him feel good.

“oh my fuck” he says putting his hands on his mouth to stop his embarrassing moans. But you dont feel it’s embarrassing and take his hands away to hold him. “i wanna hear you baby, i want to know if your feeling good” you say. “i feel so good mommy, but can you touch me here too” he says grabbing your hand to his cock.

You moan low and bit your lip at this action, but you do what he wants, he’s been such a good boy and he deserves to feel good.

You go faster as you start to play with the tip and he’s already over the edge even though you haven’t even started all the way. You don’t want to tease him for long though, so you grab his cock and start to jerk him off.

He’s moaning so loud now you bet the people five blocks away can hear him. “feels good m?” you ask as your fucking him senselessly, “feels so good mommy” he moans as he says it which makes you smile.

After some more fucking him into the sheets of the gray bed and some beautiful sounds coming from the idol underneath you, you can tell he’s getting close and you go faster. “m’ so close” he whines loudly, and you pump him harder as he starts to stutter in his actions.

After a while more fucking , he cum’s harsh at the pumps of your hand and you fucking him. You pull out and take off the dildo and throw it somewhere on the floor for you to clean up later.

After cleaning him and you up, you lay in bed with him cuddling him from behind and rubbing his right thigh

“was it good?” you ask and he looks around to you and kisses you , “it was wonderful” he says smiling.

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so um hey if u follow me im sorry i haven’t been posting , for some reason i had no motivation to do anything like that cause im cool like that . but i will be posting more i promise like after this ill be writing a short smut lol

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the rest of avengers when the world is in danger but its not their movie

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I may have chosen the Survey Corps, but not because I’m not afraid of the titans. And I’m not going to say something like, “skilled soldiers have a duty to join the corps.” Listen. Seriously, I’m not in a hurry to die like Eren. Don’t lump me in with him. And nobody convinced me to put my life on the line. This isn’t the kind of job you can do without really choosing it yourself.

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