ih8simps
ih8simps
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ih8simps · 16 hours ago
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never seen a more accurate thing on tiktok
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ih8simps · 16 hours ago
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"Y/n threw her long blonde hair into a messy bun"
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ih8simps · 2 days ago
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I hate when men know they’re cute get back in the cage
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ih8simps · 5 days ago
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i love when men have lucious long hair. like why are such a slut i love you kiss me
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ih8simps · 5 days ago
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shoutout to all my fellow smut enjoyers
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ih8simps · 5 days ago
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Hi moot 🥹🫶
Just wanted to pop in and say that your work is
Delicious
And I eat it up so good 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🤭🤭🤭🤭✨✨✨✨✨🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🎀🎀🎀🎀🎀
🥹 this made my day omggggg 😩❣️ tysmmmm
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ih8simps · 6 days ago
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Posting something soon 🤔 maybe my Illumi fic OR my fave Sesshomaru one
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ih8simps · 7 days ago
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ih8simps · 7 days ago
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I’m down SO BAD for this man
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Imagine a touch starved Shigaraki begging you to let him touch you. He knows he’s not usually like this with anyone but since he found out that he can actually touch you and not destroy you, he’s become addicted to feeling your skin against his.
A neutralizing quirk is what you called it when you first met him. He didn’t take you seriously, thinking that you were over estimating your own abilities. It wasn’t until one night at the bar when you got too drunk and stumbled right into Shigaraki that he realized that he was holding you up by your waist, and you weren’t turning to dust right before his eyes.
After that day Shigaraki has made every excuse to touch you in some way, just to test if you truly are impervious to his destructive quirk. After a month of keeping his touches brief, his need to truly feel you begins to make his own skin tingle. He remembers how perfectly your waist fit into the palms of his hands and he wants, no needs, more.
He wasn’t sure about how to approach the topic of touching you more until you show up at his place drunk, complaining about some girl at the bar with a shitty attitude and an even shittier mouth. He can barely focus on what you’re saying because of your outfit. “You went out like that?” he suddenly sounds in the middle of your rant. “Shiggy, I told you I always go out with clothes I intend to have peeled off of me at the end of the night”. He’s stunned at your words for a moment. He doesn’t seem to remember that conversation but he certainly will from now on. He suddenly stands up, making you slowly trail off as you watch him get closer.
“You want out of those clothes, (y/n)?” His voice was a tad lower than usual. The look in his eyes is one you’d never seen before. For once, he truly looked like every bit of the villain he claimed to be. “Shiggy” you say his name with a nervous chuckle. He doesn’t seem to be listening as he draws closer. You take nervous steps back as he takes confident steps forward. He reaches out his hands towards you as he gets closer. “Come on, (y/n). Show me how strong your quirk is and I’ll help you undress while we’re at it”.
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ih8simps · 7 days ago
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i think the hardest part abt writing fic is u are writing it for urself but ultimately u are choosing to post it and share it with everyone else and the idea of it not being gaf abt or received as wonderfully as u wrote it just makes u throw up and die bc ur like WELL I GOT VULNERABLE FOR WHAT ,
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ih8simps · 11 days ago
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“We’re done” JJK SMAU
Pt 2 Feat Suguru, Sukuna, & Choso
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ih8simps · 14 days ago
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“We’re done” JJK SMAU
Pt 1 feat Gojo, Toji, & Yuuta
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ih8simps · 17 days ago
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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.
20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”
80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”
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ih8simps · 17 days ago
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a good sailor will always return to the sea
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ih8simps · 19 days ago
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Are we (can we pls) get sabotage w the other characters ??? Its saur goodddd
Posted! (Unless you were talking about other characters 😅 lol LMK)
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ih8simps · 19 days ago
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Fandoms stopped being a fun escape from reality when people started spreading the belief that you should prioritize purity over pleasure and the art you create must be a reflection of your moral standards at all times.
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ih8simps · 20 days ago
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WOOOFWOOOFBARKBARKAWOOOOOOO WOOOF
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