ihatemiru

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one of the things that isn't like. well. *i* don't think it's a weird fetish or anything, but it still makes me sound like such a sick pervert when i talk about it with friends and stuff is how much i enjoy watching guys Fuck Things. dolls, pillows, their cars, some DIY sex toy. i love how they move their hips, and it's such a huge turn on if they're being loud. it's definitely something to do with the size comparison as well— my favorites are plushies, or fleshlights. their hands look so huge, holding the object. as if it was a woman. they need a woman so, so bad. they're so lonely they'd fuck anything.

it makes me come almost instantly. is your hand not enough? do you just have to hump your pillow or you can't come? is this just how you started jerking off and it doesn't get any better than this?

i don't know. it's gorgeous. it's humiliating. and there's not enough of it. jerk2porn has been my go-to for years. id love for more of this stuff. if you're a guy get a stuffed bear and fuck it NOW‼️‼️

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got really into lost lately. i need sayid so bad

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why does every incest scene in gay porn have to be between step/in-law relatives? why do you have to keep saying "but we're not blood related" every time? cowards.

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The Dreamers (2003) dir. Bernardo Bertolucci

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Me n who !

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i don't tend to reblog other women on my blog because i want you guys to only look at me. which is irrational. but im extremely possessive even when it comes to tumblr followers i barely know.

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all i want is a psp with horny games in it. is that too much to ask

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I’ve been sick for what feel like forever 😩 did you miss me?

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enemies to lovers but it's brother and sister

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getting cheeseburgers 2night im about to get so fffat and bouncy hell yeah choking a skinny boy w my tits