ihateobeymelucifer

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oomf's take

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Who but you is saying that it's fine. Wake the fuck up and suffer

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Okay but like the fact that the only F-bomb in the game was given to Lucifer pmo. I understand that it happens very early on before they were settled on how they were going to translate a lot of things or even the appropriate age rating for the game. But why Lucifer. I'm not saying I think in theory if there was only one F-bomb in the game that they should have given it to Belphie but that would be funnier than Lucifer

1: #letbelphiesayfuck

2: See I would have slit his throat while he was asleep but maybe thats just me

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1: #letbelphiesayfuck

2: See I would have slit his throat while he was asleep but maybe thats just me

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To celebrate this year's pride month i will be kind to Lucifer Obey Me. That's RIGHT. ZERO Lucifer slander. For the ENTIRE MONTH!!

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very babygirl when he’s like this

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hate to bother again, but i think people are talking about asmo when they say lucifer would parade you around, show you off, and say he loves you. GIRL HE CAN’T EVEN ADMIT HE TOLERATES HIS BROTHERS ON A GOOD DAY. save me from this fandom 🥀

NEVER APOLOGIZE WE'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE HERE and I fear I don't really read fanfiction that has an MC character that isn't one of my friends' MCs but I'll take your word for it and I'm not surprised this fandom is soooooo fascinating when it tries to give Lucifer redeemable qualities. He's mean, sadistic, and emotionally unavailable. The game constantly hits us over the head with this. He would not treat his partner right and I'm tired of pretending he would. Just turn 180 degrees and find someone else who deserves you everyone

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i found my sanctuary 🙏. I genuinely hate him so deep within my bones that it’s unreal, i can understand why he does what he does (sometimes, on a very rare occasion). i just hate him. I literally wanna hot glue one of his socks to the shower knob so he’s forced to use the community one, I hope he’s cursed to only listen to corporate music. he pisses me off so much, and yet we’re always made to romance him. like in one of the seasons of the original game, we have to distract him and it turns into this whole sexual thing, like UGHHHHHHHHHH.

i don’t understand how people like him, he’s so annoying and overbearing and I want him dead. he’s booktok daddy in the worst way, but all booktok “daddies” piss me off

Real as fuck for all of this and YEAH THAT BIT IN SEASON 3. WEIRD AS FUCK. Barb and Asmo seem to be totally on board with making MC do it as well which is?????? GUYS WHAT THE FUCK

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Mephisto i am telling you right now to never be nice to him ever again. I am giving you my blessing. I am ordering you.

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its been another year. how much wax is left on that candle again. I think we should put it on his birthday cake and watch him blow it out. Thirteen would let us she'd think it's funny, she almost beat his ass in RAD's schoolyard I think she'd be down.

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Why are we appreciating lucifer what the hell did he do

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Lucifer has reportedly been DESTROYED in Just Dance 2016 by Diavolo.

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE. BY THAT I MEAN FOR THE GAYS. NO ASSOCIATION WITH OTHER DEMONS OF SIMILAR NAME AND OR LIKENESS. HAPPY GAY MONTH

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I hope you can file for divorce in the upcoming game

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Just watched Beverly Hills Chihuahua I NEED to make more @ihatebeverlyhillschihuahuachloe parody posts

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O fuck im not the only one

Welcome to the ih8omlucifer nation!!! From what I can tell Lucifer is actually a decent amount of people's least favorite character (if the Google form survey I ran back on my main a few months ago is anything to go by) but he's Solmare's sweet darling favorite poster boy who they love to center everyone else's character arcs around and a lot of his fans are really loud so it's kindof hard for some people to voice their distaste for him if they don't learn to accept him more or less from sheer overexposure